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It doesn't matter what the issue is, nor does it matter what advice you want to impart as I fully intend to ignore all of it. Unless you specifically tell me not to something, in which case...


 
Posted : 20/07/2025 3:39 pm
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Just get a Skoda Octavia.


 
Posted : 20/07/2025 4:29 pm
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If you can’t decide… DHR2.


 
Posted : 20/07/2025 4:40 pm
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Hit it with a rolled up copy of Cycling Weekly then apply Germoline. 


 
Posted : 20/07/2025 4:55 pm
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It'll likely be Keir Starmers fault


 
Posted : 20/07/2025 4:56 pm
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Never dip your pen in the company ink. 
best advice I ever got. 


 
Posted : 20/07/2025 5:02 pm
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Specifically, DO NOT heed any advice given in this thread.

I advise you to get a bee beard and set light to it.


 
Posted : 20/07/2025 5:26 pm
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To save time are you really looking for advice, or just to start a fight with anyone who doesn't verify the course of action you already decided on?

And as a matter of verifiable fact, **** SOGA, CRA is where it's at.


 
Posted : 20/07/2025 5:30 pm
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Buy it.


 
Posted : 20/07/2025 5:31 pm
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Yes, likely. 

But only if you are a Big Hitter and on a conveyor belt.


 
Posted : 20/07/2025 5:36 pm
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Shaun Keaveney


 
Posted : 20/07/2025 8:36 pm
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In the tradition of recommending what you've got - you should get a hernia.


 
Posted : 20/07/2025 8:41 pm
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Posted by: maccruiskeen

In the tradition of recommending what you've got - you should get a hernia.

🤣 

 


 
Posted : 20/07/2025 8:50 pm
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When you hit middle age, never trust a fart in public. Unless you're keen to get home early.


 
Posted : 20/07/2025 8:50 pm
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Don't stick anything up your arse that doesn't have a flared base


 
Posted : 20/07/2025 8:55 pm
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Dont eat yellow snow.


 
Posted : 20/07/2025 9:22 pm
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A seasick sailor cannot differentiate between windward and leeward. A hideously hungover sailor doesn't even know what windward and leeward are.

It is therefore best to not allow the bowman to go racing in big seas after drinking enough to floor a Rhinoceros.  


 
Posted : 20/07/2025 9:25 pm
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EXO+ , obviously.


 
Posted : 20/07/2025 9:27 pm
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Think twice before you ask out Louise


 
Posted : 20/07/2025 10:20 pm
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Posted by: doomanic

in which case...

…sex and drugs and rock and roll.


 
Posted : 20/07/2025 10:43 pm
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I hear Saudi Arabia and the UAE are lovely this time of year for a holiday 


 
Posted : 20/07/2025 11:56 pm
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Nilfisk but not Henry, possibly Shark, never Dyson. Miele if you can.


 
Posted : 21/07/2025 3:21 am
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Putoline!


 
Posted : 21/07/2025 6:23 am
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Get the one you like the look of.


 
Posted : 21/07/2025 6:30 am
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Poke it with a stick unless it's an enraged badger.


 
Posted : 21/07/2025 7:06 am
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You need to get to a physio, it really shouts annoys me when people ask for advice from a bunch of keyboard warriors who not even seen your shoulder. 


 
Posted : 21/07/2025 7:15 am
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Buy a pair of nearly new jeans from TJ.


 
Posted : 21/07/2025 7:26 am
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Nilfisk but not Henry, possibly Shark, never Dyson. Miele if you can.

Your answers, without exception, suck.


 
Posted : 21/07/2025 7:35 am
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Click this link but don't under any circumstances ever, click this link.


 
Posted : 21/07/2025 8:09 am
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I see you have had input from the original designer, two manufacturers and a finite analysis phd.

 

Ignore all that I read a reddit once that literally overrules those "opinions".

 

The answer is no. No. NO. NO. NO. NO.

 

I will double down on this opinion and start hurling insults if anyone disagrees. But I do reserve the right to invoke the Edinburgh defence if they are meaner in response.


 
Posted : 21/07/2025 8:24 am
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Apply Sudorcreme twice daily and if it persists nuke it from orbit.


 
Posted : 21/07/2025 11:17 am
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Don't stick anything up your arse that doesn't have a flared base

There you go blowing your own trumpet again.

(lets face it, nobody is going to want to blow it afterwards)


 
Posted : 21/07/2025 12:03 pm
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Your technique/knowledge is clearly shit and the root of all your problems but no, besides pointing that out I'm not going to deign to give you any practical advice


 
Posted : 21/07/2025 12:35 pm
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Wear Sunscreen


 
Posted : 21/07/2025 12:46 pm
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Do not tense. Try and relax. It'll hurt less.


 
Posted : 21/07/2025 12:59 pm
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Best to find a shop with a decent variety in and choose the one that fits best. A decent fit will trump the specification every time.


 
Posted : 21/07/2025 1:04 pm
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Can't believe no one has said this but:

Don't take the picolax.


 
Posted : 21/07/2025 1:05 pm
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Posted by: onewheelgood

Buy it.

Crazy advice. 


 
Posted : 21/07/2025 1:16 pm

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