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BBC West weather presenter, what are my chances?
I don't have a beard and wear sandals like most of you!
Must be something in the water today...
Anyway, if you're ready to tell her about your undying love:
https://twitter.com/HollyJGreen
Go get 'em, Tiger.
[i]I don't have a beard and wear sandals like most of you![/i]
but you are prepared to do a metaphorical 'phwoooaaar' on an internet forum.
So you're out.
You are, however, called [b]hugh jardon[/b] 😉
Ooh I don't do the Twittery thing 😳 Jamie can you send her a message saying "my mate fancies you" (apologies for the mate reference)
Elizabeth Saary 😳
I had to google Holly Green, as plain as plain janes can get.
Elizabeth Saary pretty tidy though.
Jackie Guerrido 😉
Georgina Burnett and Alex Dolan FTW.
I used to live next to Elizabeth Sarry's mum. I'm famous, me.
This thread is on borrowed time...
I guess the time was borrowed from the 1970s? 😉
I guess the time was borrowed from the 1970s?
I had to google Holly Green, as plain as plain janes can get.
I wonder you can find any women who measure up to your exacting standards!
I think Holly is a very attractive young lady, she does it for me.
I'm sure weather girls have been covered before but Lucy Verasamy is a looker while everyone is googling for images.
Yeah those others are ok but I'm still holding out for Holly 😉
It's really hard to properly stalk girls on Twitter BTW.
I've been stalking Helen Czerski for ages now on there, and other than a couple of LOL's and a #FUNNY we're still at 1st base......... 😉
Michael Fish, eh? Phwooooar!
Becky Mantin.....
All your young girls are OK but I prefer a real woman like Carol Kirkwood. 😀
Kaye Forester
Becky Mantin.....
A guy on another forum I use dated here in secondary school. Apparently she has a ass like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.
Lara Lewington is the only weather girl worth fawning over IMO.
I think this proves weather presenters (particularly female one's) are hotter than downhill skiers 😉
Lucy Verasamy for me as i think she is a good laugh.
She looks cheeky. 
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Pfft... Weather girls... I know who I'd rather wax my ski* 😉
*used singular for the purposes of the joke as I only have one penis
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I prefer a real woman like Carol Kirkwood
A man of taste!
Carol Kirkwood FTW!
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It's really hard to properly stalk girls on Twitter BTW.I've been stalking Helen Czerski for ages now on there, and other than a couple of LOL's and a #FUNNY we're still at 1st base.........
Made me lol! She is rather lovely...
Keeley Donovan ftw.
Or Lisa Gallagher
ahh but countzero, lodders is a scouse so his idea of beauty is
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Keeley Donovan ftw.
+1
Apparently she has a ass like a dead heat in a zeppelin race
oh the humanity
A guy on another forum I use dated here in secondary school. Apparently she has a ass like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.
What? Full of flammable gas with an added odour to ensure that any unfortunate emissions are detected before an explosion occurs?
Apparently she has a ass like a dead heat in a zeppelin race
I'm more familiar with this term being applied to breasts.
Is it analagous to "Like Yul Brynner and Telly Savalas fighting in a sack"?
Meh.
They're ok. None of them are exactly Sue Barker