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[Closed] I invented a new word - "Bollocracy" 😏

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 icic
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I made this word up some time ago but there hasn't been much take up 😂.

This is a combination of "Bollocks" (as in testes if bollocks is blocked) and "Bureaucracy", i.e. now that brexit is over there will be so much more "Bollocracy" etc.

Definitely better than "Bry" 🙃


 
Posted : 11/01/2021 8:10 pm
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better than UNELECTED bEUrEUrats

Said someone with bollocks. Or was it someone that looked like a bollock? Can’t remember...

Other new words?

I vote ‘Blump’*

1. A portmanteau of ‘black’ + ‘Trump’

2. It’s what happens to Donald Trump in the next life. He reincarnates baxk in history a young slave by the name of Norrest Blump.

(Norrest Blump, Richmond, Virginia. Norrest was a famous historical slave and activist who in 1822 was lynched for the ‘crime’ of teaching reading and writing to his peers. He will be celebrated and remembered as a martyr to the cause of black freedom)


 
Posted : 11/01/2021 8:16 pm
 grum
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Bureaucrazy


 
Posted : 11/01/2021 8:22 pm
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I was trying to work out what it meant to be ruled by bollocks.


 
Posted : 11/01/2021 9:42 pm
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LOL...... Bollocracy! I like that!

ohhh and I do like "portmanteau"..... definitely my favourite type of cheese.


 
Posted : 11/01/2021 9:50 pm
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I'm afraid blump is already taken

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blump


 
Posted : 11/01/2021 9:54 pm
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Brilliant!
Reminded me of ( from a Radio4 broadcast about 15 years ago):
‘Countrycide’-
To murder Piers Morgan.


 
Posted : 11/01/2021 9:58 pm
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I’m afraid blump is already taken

Bah. Then he shall also reincarnate as the dump portion of that marvellous poopmanteau. Unless, of course, he already did?? Oof.


 
Posted : 11/01/2021 10:39 pm
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Posted : 11/01/2021 10:40 pm
 icic
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Bureaucrazy has been added to a list 😁


 
Posted : 11/01/2021 11:23 pm
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Good word, wrong definition.

Bollocracy - a system of government where voters choose leaders who are most likely to balls everything possible up. See our current situation for an example.


 
Posted : 11/01/2021 11:36 pm
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Good word, wrong definition.

Bollocracy – a system of government where voters choose leaders who are most likely to balls everything possible up. See our current situation for an example.

😁


 
Posted : 11/01/2021 11:41 pm
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@TroutWrestler That all ready has a word assigned "Kakistocracy".


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 8:31 am
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Bollocracy - when you want to give David Cameron a bloody nose but you swing and miss so hard you actually punch your own bollocks clean off


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 8:35 am
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The informal words coming into use under Bollocracy will be Bolloquialisms.


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 1:07 pm

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