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This exclusive monthly subscription club gives you the opportunity to improve not only your drinks but also your life and social standing among peers with these life enhancing spherical ice cubes, waiting for you in your own freezer whenever to moment takes you.
At 2. 5 inches, these large ice spheres melt much more slowly than smaller versions and regular ice cubes, keeping your drink cool for so much longer preserving the taste and the strength of your favourite spirit. They are also perfect for chilling cocktails, rum, tequila and even non-alcoholic drinks.
To join this exclusive club simply send a one-off joining fee of £99.99, followed by a nominal monthly fee of a mere £19.99 via PayPal Friends and Family to me and you will receive not one but two of our high quality silicon kits for storing the ice cubes conveniently in your freezer. We will also deliver, direct to your house, all of the ingredients required to make the perfect ice cube every time. No need to wait on postage or stay home for the parcel, all ingredient will be sent directly through the extensive water network and be available directly from your tap. That is right, you will be able to get everything you need all month, every month, without limit, directly from you own tap for just £19.99. Simply fill you storage container and place in the freezer ready for when you want to impress your friends with the sophisticated and exclusive spherical ice cubes.
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I'm waiting for "are you bored enough to watch me ice sculpt". sorry.
Stop calling them ice cubes if they’re spherical.
Stop calling them ice cubes if they’re spherical.
It's pyramid tea bags all over again!
I just thought is was a load of balls
At 2. 5 inches, these large ice spheres melt much more slowly than smaller versions and regular ice cubes, keeping your drink cool for so much longer preserving the taste and the strength of your favourite spirit
I'm really interested in your excellent offer, but before I subscribe can you confirm that the large ice spheres actually do preserve the taste and strength of my favourite spirit - because I'd have thought that they would actually dilute it and therefore alter the strength and taste of my favourite spirit.
Before I subscribe please can you confirm the surface area of the ice spheres in cm2?
Also do you have an add-on to the subscription to offset the Co2 in the production of the ice?
Is there an organic or free range add on subscription option?
[i]I’m really interested in your excellent offer, but before I subscribe can you confirm that the large ice spheres actually do preserve the taste and strength of my favourite spirit – because I’d have thought that they would actually dilute it and therefore alter the strength and taste of my favourite spirit.[/i]
I would like to clarify that the statement in the advert is just that, advertising bollocks. However we have worked hard with leading world scientists and can confirm that by adding you tipple of choice rather than the exclusively delivered water to the container then you can in fact create ice spheres of the flavour and strength you desire. Due to the bespoke nature of this process it is only available to our VIP membership (just £99.99 per month) which will entitle you to up to 75cl of the spirit of your choice*
[i]can you confirm the surface area of the ice spheres in cm2?[/i]
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CO2 offset comes as part of the Eco membership add on for just £49.99 per month. We offset your carbon footprint by donating to the NRA in the USA. This organisation ensures there are lots of guns in the hands of idiots in the US meaning an average of 10 deaths per 100,000 people. Given how big the carbon footprint of the average American is, this more than offsets anything you can generate. Go buy an Aston Martin while you wait for your ice spheres to arrive.
*There may be supplementary charges for certain drink choices.
I have spherical ice cubes. For some reason, they take up more space in the freezer than square cubes.
Is this real? Your link doesn't work
[i]Is this real? Your link doesn’t work[/i]
PayPal me £99.99 and all will be revealed
What tyres for my ice-spheres???
PayPal me £99.99 and all will be revealed
Done
I think you should include a 'free gift' with the package , I suggest a jockey wheel with ceramic bearings, or 5 ml trial bottle of that very expensive chain lube.
Meh I’ll just wait until it hails next and catch a load and store them in my freezer
Is there a Patreon link?
What if I want to make 3 drinks? You only supply 2 spherical ice lump makers.
Which weighs more? 100g of ice-spheres or 100g of ice cubes?
I will undercut WCA and out-shape him.
£70 upfront and £5 a month for seasonal shapes.
spherical and in the plural
Don't ban it mods!
I’m really interested in your excellent offer, but before I subscribe can you confirm that the large ice spheres actually do preserve the taste and strength of my favourite spirit – because I’d have thought that they would actually dilute it and therefore alter the strength and taste of my favourite spirit.
Compared with using just the type of ice you can buy in bags in supermarkets they take much longer to melt in a drink. For something I might drink slowly like a Negroni or a Old Fashioned, ice spheres are an improvement over normal ice. For cocktails where you discard the ice before serving they're worse than normal ice.
>>>> Subscribes to Matt's Kickstarter seasonal ice shapes ------>> Take my Money....
Want a better water/ice related business idea ?, then how about you source the water used to make Whiskey and market that for each specific brand
Where does the water for example come from in Lagavulin.(It's Islay based) so you bottle water and offer ice packaged as being the exact same as made in the production of the Whisky itself.
dyna-ti - Nice idea but doesn't quite fit with my delivery model
Can I cancel any time or is there a mandatory minimum period? If I sign up now do I get a free gift?
You’re a bit late https://uisgesource.com//blockquote >
Actually I came up with that idea over 20 years ago. I was thinking it to be aimed at the Japanese and American market.
Nice to know another of my cunning ideas would have been a goer 🙂
Next up, rain jackets for Ebikes 😉