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The evil empire of western government is ploughing vast sums of money and resources into surveillance and has people in GCHQ and the NSA monitoring every aspect of modern telecommunication.
Meanwhile the media feeds us propaganda shite thanks to an extensive legal framework which prevents the full extent of the truth being exposed and ensures the rich get richer, whilst the poor and abused get bummed and thrown into the sea off of Jersey.
It's OK though, the helicopters circling overhead are waving and giving me the thumbs up for stickin it to da man.
Discuss 😆
I also have a theory that this fella I saw out walking today was molesting rabbits. But as they don't appear on Apache helicopter radar you can't prove it didn't happen.
I'm also pretty sure my patio is evil and developing sentience.
I think all the old people around where I live who drive around in Honda Jazz's and can't go above 20mph are up to something sinister
What about the reptiles? They know, you know. They know EVERYTHING.
Poncey scarf wearers are forming conspiratorial allegiances with each other, just watch how the scarf-wearer looks around with his beady cold eyes looking for a fellow s-w to communicate with, they are hiding their scaly, scrawny necks, many attempt covertness by carrying a guardian newspaper or wearing a trendy beard. Beware of them, they are dangerous.
More to follow when known !
I'm also pretty sure my patio is evil and developing sentience.
Probably too many cats on it.
According to the atomic theory discussed in the third policeman, cats regularly lying on your patio will have exchanged atoms with the patio.
This makes the patio slightly evil, and the cats slightly slab like.
You must have noticed how cats just lie in one spot most of the day - like patio slabs..
You are the media.
Discuss.
Colonel Saunders has an army of leprechauns who fill my house with gas that makes me crave a KFC on a fortnightly basis
Hey OP, where's your theory?
What you have stated is known fact. Provide something for conjecture and I'm sure discussion's will ensue 🙂
JHJ - just go and spend time investigating the reason behind the purple ties. Look who is wearing them. Ask why. And make the links.
OK, lets make this interesting... who iz worserz: Masons or Zionists?
OK, lets make this interesting... who iz worserz: Masons or Zionists?
You'll need to clarify, stone or brick mason?
According to the atomic theory discussed in the third policeman, cats regularly lying on your patio will have exchanged atoms with the patio.
This makes the patio slightly evil, and the cats slightly slab like.
You must have noticed how cats just lie in one spot most of the day - like patio slabs..
Mind. Blown.
OK, lets make this interesting... who iz worserz: Masons or Zionists?
Zionists, a Mason could lay a better patio for the cats to swap sentience atoms with.
Although you could argue that this makes the Masons worserer. Discus.