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Swinger's favourite Pampas Grass sales are plummeting. Singletrack do your duty.

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/30/exclusive-pampas-grass-sales-falling-secret-signal-swingers/


 
Posted : 02/06/2017 8:07 am
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Should I plant some around my outdoor sex cauldron to act as a screen?


 
Posted : 02/06/2017 8:10 am
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If every one knows that pampas is a signal for certain sexual activities (as everyone does). It's hardly secret...


 
Posted : 02/06/2017 8:13 am
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Should I plant some around my outdoor sex cauldron to act as a screen?

So many filter clogging causes


 
Posted : 02/06/2017 8:15 am
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This thread owes me a mouthful of coffee*

* As a kid there was only one front-lawn plantation of pampas on our street. A few years ago it was revealed to me by family-member in tipsy 'moment of truth' that those neighbours were actually swingers and had 'invited' a few neighbouring parents in the late 70s/early 80's. It explained a lot about said pampas-grass-owning lady who once beckoned my teenaged self around to see her 'front-plantation' on the rear sun-lounger.

😯


 
Posted : 02/06/2017 8:39 am
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I didn't know that about pampus grass, worried now as this is my place on Googlemaps (taken before we moved in and the grass was not there when we got it)
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Posted : 02/06/2017 8:40 am
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I hate the stuff, we had a huge one in our front garden when I was a kid, it was there when we moved in.

As soon as my folks heard the rumour about it we tried to kill it, but they're hardy shits, and the leaves are like razors.


 
Posted : 02/06/2017 8:43 am
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My parents had one when I were young 😯

They did get rid of it by burning it


 
Posted : 02/06/2017 8:45 am

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