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Dawn my hair dresser:-)

there I have said

problem is the gibberish my mouth tends to spout ever time I see her 🙁


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 11:26 am
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Is your hair getting progressively shorter as you make excuses to see her by getting your hair cut every week? 🙂


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 11:27 am
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hair dresser:-)
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Posted : 08/04/2011 11:33 am
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oh yes hair getting shorter as are the kids lol


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 11:34 am
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does she gently rub her boobies on the back of your head whilst reaching for you fringe?


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 11:35 am
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Have a word with her colleagues and get them to put in a good word for you. Let us know how you get on.

Lol at clubber.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 11:37 am
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Are you going anywhere nice on holiday?


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 11:38 am
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something for the weekend sir?


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 11:39 am
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Does she lean against you when trimming the sides?


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 11:42 am
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so much in common

Dawn cuts hair

I have hair

lol


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 11:44 am
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oh and we are both single parents 😀


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 11:44 am
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you know why they have a kind of "tent" over your lap area, don't you ??


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 11:46 am
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Match made in heaven.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 11:47 am
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Does she put product in your hair?

Would you like to reciprocate?


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 11:50 am
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Do you have to get up rather early for an appointment? Perhaps at the crack of dawn?


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 11:52 am
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Lol - keep it up guys


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 11:53 am
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My hairdresser is also called Dawn, is attractive, and is also a single mother. Do you live in Newcastle Irish_AL?


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 11:53 am
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nope not from newcastle

and that photo is not far off the mark, blonde bob is slightly longer 😀


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 11:56 am
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I always thought all hairdressers were called Mandi.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 11:58 am
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Mine's called John.

(And yes, I do love him)


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 11:59 am
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Ding dong.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:01 pm
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Mine's called Holly, and judging by her face someone has hit her with a spade quite hard.

Poor Holly


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:02 pm
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My hairdresser is also called Dawn, is attractive, and is also a single mother. Do you live in Bath Irish_AL?


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:04 pm
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nope not from bath either


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:06 pm
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Not, use the cover of the bib to slip your hand up whilst she is cutting your hair to see if your feelings are reciprocated. You might want to chose your moment during the haircut for this. Better yet, wait till she's cutting the hair of one of yer kids


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:06 pm
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My hairdresser is also called Dawn, is attractive, and is also a single mother. Do you live in Sheffield Irish_Al?


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:07 pm
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It's a very long time since I had any need for a hairdresser... 🙁


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:08 pm
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lol is this some attempt to find out were I live 😆


 
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My hairdresser is also called Dawn, is attractive, and is also a single mother. Do you live in Bristol Irish_Al?

(or maybe the clue is in the name...)


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:09 pm
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I fancy my dentist so I don't have my usual reluctance to go but it's no less painful. Love hurts.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:11 pm
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My hairdresser is greame. He's gay as a window. My other hairdrsser is my mum. I luv her. :mrgreen:

Just ask her!!


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:11 pm
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My hairdresser is also called Dawn, is attractive, and is also a single mother. Do you live in Ireland Irish_AL?


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:13 pm
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I do my own hair 😥


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:13 pm
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no clue in the name 😆


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:14 pm
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My hairdresser is also called Dawn, is attractive, and is also a single mother. Do you live in Northampton Irish_AL?


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:15 pm
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My hairdresser is greame. He's gay as a window. My other hairdrsser is my mum. I luv her.

Is she single? Is her name Dawn?


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:18 pm
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Emsz, is your mother called Dawn?


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:19 pm
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I think I know Dawn.
Does she use so much make up it looks like she fell face-first into Danny La Rue's handbag?


 
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My hairdresser is also called Dawn, is attractive, and is also a single mother. Do you live in Northampton Irish_AL?

me thinks damo2576 may have been looking at some of my previous threads 😆


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:23 pm
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oh yes hair getting shorter as are the kids lol

Your kids are getting shorter?


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:23 pm
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What do I win?


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:24 pm
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Tip...

Tattoo [i]'I love you till the end of time Dawn, may we make beautiful love together?'[/i] on your head, leave your hair to grow then go in and ask for a grade one.

If it doesn't work you can grow your hair again as you will no longer have a need to go in any more.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:24 pm
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surely your prize is an early morning call

i.e. you get to wake up at the...


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:25 pm
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No my mum isn't Dawn. She's very happily married as well!!

Although I do know a Dawn who does hairdressing. Not a single mum though. Soz! ( also built for comfort not speed, as Chris mentioned once!! )


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:25 pm
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emsz I might just start asking your mum 'who does emsz love?' she's getting proper sick of me repeating 'who's the daddy?' anyway.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:26 pm
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I'm called Dawn, I'm a single mum and I cut your hair, Al. Is it me?

Did someone say 'ear warmers'? 😉


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:26 pm
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CharlieMungus been sitting waiting for someone to come up with that one 😆


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:27 pm
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I'm Dawn and so's my mum.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:28 pm
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Yeti!

Pervert


 
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CharlieMungus been sitting waiting for someone to come up with that one

Second place is first loser... 😉


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:28 pm
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I know... it's great isn't it?


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:29 pm
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Wouldn't be the same otherwise *kisses*

Back to work 😥


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:32 pm
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Does she often ask, . . . "Do you want 1 round the back?"

yam missing a trick! 🙂


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:33 pm
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I'm actually an old romantic in real life. mwah.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:34 pm
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Does she often ask, . . . "Do you want 1 round the back?"

Why not ask her for a number 2 all over, if you like that kind of thing


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:35 pm
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ho hum, perhaps my daughter needs her hair cut this weekend 😀


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 12:51 pm
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Dear lord man!! for the sake of your kids just ask her out!!

do you thing they like bring dragged to the hair dressers every weekend and then turning up at school every monday looking like they are going bald!


 
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Posted : 08/04/2011 1:13 pm
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He's gay as a window.

How the geoff does one ascertain the sexual orientation of glazed wall openings?


 
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How the geoff does one ascertain the sexual orientation of glazed wall openings?

I guess it might be possible if the opening lets wind through easily when it is supposed to be tightly shut.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 1:25 pm
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I'm in love with my hairdresser too! she's about 20, fit as **** and her boyfriend's a builder. I haven't a clue what her name is and i don't stand a bloody chance anyway! 🙁


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 1:25 pm
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I'm in love with the girl who makes my coffee in the morning, but her boyfriend is a police bodyguard, so my love has not yet dared to speak its name, hence my continued absence from hospital.


 
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How the geoff does one ascertain the sexual orientation of glazed wall openings?

I guess it might be possible if the opening lets wind through easily when it is supposed to be tightly shut.

LMFAO 😆


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 1:36 pm
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but her boyfriend is a police bodyguard,

Why do the police need body guards?


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 2:13 pm
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Hairdresser?

I go to the barbers, because I am hetrosexual.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 2:15 pm
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Barber?

i go to the hairdressers because i am hetrosexual.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 2:18 pm
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barbara? i thought we were talking about dawn?


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 2:19 pm
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My hairdresser's in Bath, but she's called Bev and she's married. Fit, for her age, but I'm not in love.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 6:50 pm
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Im in love with my dentist, he looks a bit like Super Man. I was mortified when he felt the need to show me how to floss.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 7:15 pm
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I'm in love with myself. Problem is there isn't room for both of us in the relationship.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 7:20 pm
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Then maybe you need to try the iDave diet


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 7:53 pm
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He's gay as a window


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 8:02 pm
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I don't know, seemed appropriate at the time 😆


 
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This thread, for whatever reason, has me in stitches.

My hairdresser is also called Dawn, is attractive, and is also a single mother. Do you live in Toronto Irish_AL?


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 8:21 pm
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I remember being in love with my hairdresser

only problem was I was 14 and she was in her 30's

and she did do that boobie rubbing thing, I'm convinced of it 🙂


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 8:27 pm
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jools182 - that's not love, just lust 🙂


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 8:29 pm
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Barber?

i go to the hairdressers because i am hetrosexual.

I'm heterosexual, and go to neither barber nor hairdresser, because I'm a long-haired git.


 
Posted : 08/04/2011 8:31 pm
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I used to have a gorgeous hairdresser called Lois. She was lovely in all senses of the word, with long dark hair and had a taste in sports cars I quite appreciated too.

I found out much later in life that my older brother was sleeping with her at the time.

Respect.


 
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