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I'll start it off with these:
1. All the lights will be switched on, all the time. Even if it's the middle of the day.
2. All meals will now contain cheese.
3. All music will now contain guitar, and be cheesey.
4. You are no longer the funny man you once thought you were.
Ah, depends whether it's a Canadian or not.
So, either you're having a great laugh, or the walls are spattered in blood because you've just beaten your housemate to death for saying "Hell Yeah" one time too many.
You're just describing an annoying person. There are loads of Americans I would rather share with than any number of British people.
Ahhh, good ole stereotyping
This could easily read:
How to tell there's an english person living in your house
1. No lights will be on and the heating will be turned right down as it costs too much
2. All meals will be extremely bland
3. All music will be carbon copy boy and girl bands
...........
You've never lived with a girl before.
I can tell.
You find yourself dressing like this:
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[url= http://www.flickr.com/photos/brf/3972924986/ ]Trying to fit in ;-)[/url] by [url= http://www.flickr.com/people/brf/ ]brf[/url], on Flickr