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Seems to be a frequent topic on here.

I think these guys have it nailed. Harmless but incredibly irritating...

http://www.glitter-revenge.co.uk/


 
Posted : 15/02/2015 4:13 pm
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Harmless but incredibly irritating...

Harmless - unless you pay for the premium revenge service in which the glitter is made up of flakes of polonium, phosphor, arsenic, chilli and weaponised anthrax


 
Posted : 15/02/2015 5:25 pm
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Shoes+Wee


 
Posted : 15/02/2015 5:28 pm
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Or a mix of carbon fibre and alu... Open at your desk and see the crazy sparks from your computer power supply.


 
Posted : 15/02/2015 5:33 pm
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Very good.


 
Posted : 15/02/2015 5:50 pm
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Wonder if a dog turd would work?


 
Posted : 15/02/2015 6:34 pm
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If that company's for real I envision them getting bogged down in spurious personal-injury and "I opened this in my car and now it needs a whole new interior" insurance claims pretty damn quick.


 
Posted : 15/02/2015 6:48 pm
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I wish I knew my ex tenants address......
Although he probably wouldn't bother cleaning it up, he never did any cleaning when he was in my house.


 
Posted : 15/02/2015 7:13 pm
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There's also http://www.glitterthem.co.uk with various sizes of package.

Both set up after someone started http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com in the US.


 
Posted : 15/02/2015 7:33 pm
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A pint of maggots in the air intake grill by a cars windscreen causes quite a mess when the blower fan comes on. 😉


 
Posted : 15/02/2015 8:20 pm
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Revenge is such a negative thing - why bother? I'm happier just ignoring anyone who's pissed me off.

Not glamorous but it stops them having any further impact on me - which is more important.


 
Posted : 15/02/2015 8:25 pm
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nobody has ever done anything to me, to the extent that i would want to take revenge.

dog turd through the letter box would be my choice tho.... 😀


 
Posted : 15/02/2015 8:42 pm
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I've said it before - chocolate button between the bum cheeks while they are sleeping.


 
Posted : 15/02/2015 9:00 pm
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Empty loads of paper punches to collect the wee paper discs, put into very annoying ****ers car intake grill, wait and watch snow globe effect in the ****ers car and walk off laughing, worked for me @1988 in the annoying ****ers 1.0L drain piped exhaust Ford Fiesta.


 
Posted : 15/02/2015 9:09 pm
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Send Dead Flowers, think they'l get the message


 
Posted : 15/02/2015 9:38 pm
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Oh, how very tempting it is to seek revenge! If I wasn't so damned worried about getting into trouble myself I would dish some out right now! Mwah hawh hawh hawwwwwwwwh!!!!

I wish karma would just hurry the hell up!


 
Posted : 15/02/2015 9:41 pm
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Empty loads of paper punches to collect the wee paper discs, put into very annoying ****ers car intake grill, wait and watch snow globe effect in the ****ers car and walk off laughing, worked for me @1988 in the annoying ****ers 1.0L drain piped exhaust Ford Fiesta.

[img] https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608006020538436658&pid=15.1&P=0 [/img]


 
Posted : 15/02/2015 9:44 pm
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Empty loads of paper punches to collect the wee paper discs
Useless fact of the day - they're called 'chads'.


 
Posted : 15/02/2015 9:45 pm
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JAG - Member
Revenge is such a negative thing - why bother? I'm happier just ignoring anyone who's pissed me off.

Not glamorous but it stops them having any further impact on me - which is more important.

I have to agree with this point of view.

Some irritants like nothing more than dragging you down to their level so ignoring them, however hard they try to wind you up, is often the best option.


 
Posted : 15/02/2015 9:52 pm
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nobody has ever done anything to me, to the extent that i would want to take revenge.

That ex tenant of mine owes me 3.5K in rent arrears, damage & court costs Ton, which I won't see.
I reckon a glitter bomb would be letting him off fairly easy. 👿


 
Posted : 15/02/2015 10:03 pm
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I know someone who likes nothing better than sending people snotty letters (I've had a few) playing the big man. Let's see how he likes shite being sent in the post to him. Might make him think twice in the future.


 
Posted : 15/02/2015 10:08 pm
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Rimming a mug and gobbing in it before making a cuppa then handing it to the person who deserved it still makes me chuckle...


 
Posted : 16/02/2015 6:41 am
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^ I once made a cuppa for a colleague who I didn't get on well with. She half joked 'did you spit in it'. I replied no, i'd do it in your face or not at all.

If you're serious that's cowardly.


 
Posted : 16/02/2015 6:59 am
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[url= http://www.liquidass.com/ ]http://www.liquidass.com/[/url]

or

[url= http://www.mailpoop.com/ ]http://www.mailpoop.com/[/url]


 
Posted : 16/02/2015 7:24 am
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There's a company that posts elephant shit too


 
Posted : 16/02/2015 8:06 am
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Wouldn't it be nice if the UK govmnt sent one to those pesky jihadis.


 
Posted : 16/02/2015 8:26 am
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Foot powder in the air vents of the car. Then set to max recirc. The fun lasts a good few days......


 
Posted : 16/02/2015 8:37 am
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All a bit tame, this seems to be the current flavour:

http://www.****/video/news/video-1157260/Jordan-exacts-revenge-ISIS-punishing-aerial-raid.html

Indiscriminate bombing...


 
Posted : 16/02/2015 8:45 am

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