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[Closed] How to spot a troll?

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I don't do too good at identifying trolls.
What are the signs I need to look for?
Apart from living under a bridge, that is.


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 7:55 am
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Look in the mirror? 😉


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 7:58 am
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No fair! 🙁


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 7:58 am
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I like you Don, but this is a blatant troll... therefore you should be placed on the naughty step for a couple of days.


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 8:03 am
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😈 😳
Can I take something to read?


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 8:11 am
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I've seen two on this thread already. Are you wearing your trollstalker hat?


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 8:13 am
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Nope, you just have to think about what you've done.

That, and e-mail everyone you can about how hard done by you are, how awful the mods are, before coming back repentant, exclaiming you love for the opressors.


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 8:13 am
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Are you calling bigyinn and TYS trolls?
It might actually, and in all seriousness, be helpful to TSY in his quest to be a moderator.


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 8:15 am
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some of my best friends are trolls
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Posted : 28/06/2011 8:20 am
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Posted : 28/06/2011 8:20 am
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Is your flat on a hill TJ? 😉


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 8:21 am
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on the strength of his closed thread alexpalacefan - although most trolls try and avoid using the deaths of a baby's parents in a car crash as the basis for taking the piss.

Is there a word for a troll who posts regardless of how bad a light it puts them in?


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 8:23 am
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Sounds like 'anchor'?


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 8:24 am
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Banker?

BTW - I don't troll... I'm just a prick. There's a [s]big[/s] small difference.


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 8:25 am
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To be fair to alexpalacefan the concept of the "Darwin Awards" is quite prevalent amongst the judgemental and self-righteous on here, I'm a sure he felt that he was merely tuning into a popular theme.


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 8:30 am
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Tanker?


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 8:32 am
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Flanker?


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 8:36 am
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Is there a word for a troll who posts regardless of how bad a light it puts them in?

Half troll complete tool.
A Trool.


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 8:38 am
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Posted : 28/06/2011 8:38 am
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Are you calling ernie a trool?


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 8:38 am
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I thought ernie was a carpenter?


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 8:39 am
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I thought ernie was a carpenter?

Jesus, is he?


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 8:42 am
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He'd like to think so.

(you rack 'em up...)


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 8:47 am
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I thought ernie was a carpenter?

This thread's only just begun....


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 8:49 am
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Did GaryGlitter report his own 'Mint Sauce Key Ring' thread?

I've rarely seen somethign closed so quickly...


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 8:49 am
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I heard trolls can't spell their own (user)name.


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 9:09 am
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Are you calling Jesus a troll??

Interesting..


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 9:15 am
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[i]I thought ernie was a carpenter? [/i]

No, Jesus was a carpenter.

However, TSY, besides being all the other things you claim to be.

You are a Muppett.


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 9:15 am
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I'm not a muppett, although if I can find an adult size Elmo outfit that doesn't do up at the back I will buy it.


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 9:17 am
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Ernie drove the fastest milkcart in the west. dontchaknow..


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 9:19 am
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[i]I'm not a muppett[/i]

Yes mate, you are. Telling people you are going to organize shit and then not doing so is big time Muppettry.

Just so you know.
😉


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 9:21 am
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You are a Muppett.

Is there really any need for that?

Hanker?


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 9:21 am
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Telling people you are going to organize shit

!!??? Surely you can organise that for yourself!


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 9:23 am
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Don.

Read the thread mate.

Charlie.

You're a waisted talent on here. Stand-up is your calling.
Oh how I laughed at those who know not what they are commenting about.
😆


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 9:26 am
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I'm still waiting on replies!

We can do it as a pair??

Solo - what is your e-mail address? I've jsut seen a delivery failure in my junk.


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 9:26 am
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Solo - Member

Don.

Read the thread mate.

I'm lost, won't be the first time mind. 😕 (It's my thread and I'll read or not read it as is my want...).


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 9:30 am
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[i]I'm still waiting on replies!

We can do it as a pair??
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Well, that will be a long wait if you haven't actually sent out the e-mails in the first place...

Look dude, its your BBQ, so you make the calls.

Good luck, I hope you enjoy it.

I'll catch you on the next one.
Muppettry remark, retracted.
😉


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 9:33 am
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Oh how I laughed at those who know not what they are commenting about.

Oooh! Is this one of those word puzzles!! I love these!


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 9:37 am
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I e-mailed you?

solo.rider@yahoo.co.uk

Give me your address... I'll send you pictures 😉

Ahh **** I missed the _120 bit... HTF I did that I don't know 🙁

Sorry dude. You interested or not?


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 9:39 am
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We can do it as a pair??
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Solo

= ❓


 
Posted : 28/06/2011 9:47 am

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