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As the title suggests, in case you ever wondered


 
Posted : 28/11/2013 11:52 pm
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"Artis-nal"

Big LOLz!


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 12:04 am
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Wtf !! Is that a spoof video or genuine ?


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 7:23 am
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You had to ask?


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 7:44 am
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Superb.


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 8:06 am
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sublime... I do enjoy a finely sharpened pencil.


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 8:23 am
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Got bored after 2 mins


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 8:28 am
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My other hobby is rallying, obviously the humble pencil is a crucial tool for a navigator or co driver (no, not the same thing), and there was subsequently on another forum I frequent a thread on pencils & pencil sharpening that was over 10 pages long, really......


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 8:38 am
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Surely he has missed the most crucial part
rubbing on fine sandpaper after sharpening to create a chisel edge for improved accuracy
(I'm assuming this as I lost interest when he got a pencil sharpener out instead of a blade)


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 9:33 am
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I reckon he could get some business off some of the people on here.


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 9:54 am
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The crazy thing is this guy actually does sharpen pencils for a living at $35 each and even has a book on Amazon about it!!

http://www.artisanalpencilsharpening.com/
http://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Sharpen-Pencils-David-Rees/dp/1612193269


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 9:56 am
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Can't believe I actually watch the whole video....


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 10:38 am
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I can't believe I got 1.38 into it last night (before pulling the eject button), and he still hadn't sharpened a pencil!


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 10:40 am
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The crazy thing is this guy even has a book on Amazon about it!!

I've just bought it for my stepdad for Christmas.

Even if it had been completely straight, I'd still have bought it for him!


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 11:03 am
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The crazy thing is this guy actually does sharpen pencils for a living at $35 each and even has a book on Amazon about it!!

It's just a fairly elaborate, though thinly veiled, satire on American micro-businesses who take themselves way too seriously.


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 11:07 am
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I reckon he could get some business off some of the people on here.

Been using him for years. Wouldn't let anyone else near my pencils.


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 11:08 am
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Christ, no wonder it wasn't in the least bit funny...

[b][i]IS THIS A JOKE? [/b]

If you start a pencil-sharpening business, you can expect to hear this question a lot. The short answer? No, this is not a joke. You pay David Rees money and he sharpens your pencils. It actually happens. [/i]

Er, maybe it [i]is[/i] funny now.. I confoozed.


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 11:08 am
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If anyone is daft enough to send him $35 to sharpen a pencil, why wouldn't he take it?


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 11:13 am
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I'm an anal pencil sharpener - I didn't like the aesthetic of his finished pencil. The knife strokes weren't to my taste and I couldn't live with the smudged graphite on the wood.

I like his bench though. I'd have that.

Full marks for taking the joke to the nth degree. Great deadpan delivery. I enjoyed.


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 11:24 am
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I'm an anal pencil sharpener

Post of the day - right there.


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 11:24 am
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😳 - I have the opportunity to edit, hmmmm


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 11:27 am
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[i]Full marks for taking the joke to the nth degree[/i]

IT'S NOT A JOKE!


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 11:29 am
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It is a joke - the fact he makes money out of the joke doesn't make it any less of a joke.


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 11:30 am
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DezB - go on Amazon, read a couple of pages of his book, and then tell me he's serious. I particularly liked the appendix on 'Wines that Taste Like Pencils', and his warm-up exercises for pencil sharpening.


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 11:31 am
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Told you was confoozed. Moving on...


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 11:40 am

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