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[Closed] How old will i have to be before i can "safely" take up smoking?

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I really fancy taking up smoking as a hobby but i won't due to health risks. So as something to look forward to i might start when i'm say 60 so that by the time the harmful effects kick in i'll probably be dead anyway.

So what age do you think?


 
Posted : 10/12/2010 11:41 am
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😀


 
Posted : 10/12/2010 11:41 am
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No time like the present!

World's heading towards complete annihilation anyway, so you might as well enjoy yourself.


 
Posted : 10/12/2010 11:43 am
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Posted : 10/12/2010 11:43 am
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technically you shouldnt start smoking properly till you reach the final 10% of your life.

this is for regular strength tailor made cigarettes, the figures change if you prefer rollies or cigars


 
Posted : 10/12/2010 11:44 am
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Crack on now. There's tonnes of technology for all you smokers out there to keep you living. Those poor bastards with obscure illnesses don't stand a chance. If only they'd have smoked


 
Posted : 10/12/2010 11:44 am
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love the picture TJ,

can i start earlier with rollies then as i prefer those


 
Posted : 10/12/2010 11:48 am
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technically you shouldnt start smoking properly till you reach the final 10% of your life.

How do you know when that is?


 
Posted : 10/12/2010 11:50 am
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My old boss was on Capstans. 'Old' and 'was' is a good indication as to their strength.


 
Posted : 10/12/2010 11:50 am
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mmmmmh, cigarettes...


 
Posted : 10/12/2010 12:02 pm
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mmmmmh, cigarettes...

Easy tiger!


 
Posted : 10/12/2010 12:12 pm
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mmmmmh, [s]cigarettes[/s] significantly reduced respiratory function...


 
Posted : 10/12/2010 12:16 pm
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technically you shouldnt start smoking properly till you reach the final 10% of your life.
How do you know when that is?

http://www.deathclock.com/


 
Posted : 10/12/2010 12:20 pm
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My local GP smokes, when I joked that it would take five years off his life, he replied, five years less in the old peoples home then, think he may have been having a bad day.


 
Posted : 10/12/2010 1:05 pm
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The wisdom of Viz has it once again....

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Posted : 10/12/2010 1:06 pm

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