[Closed] How many sausage rolls...

I concur.

Impossible equation until we know the size of the sausage rolls. Are they kid-size or proper jumbo?

Sayers or Greggs?

They're only smallish ones. But there's the possibility of upping the ante to Jumbo shortly with a trip to Greggs. And adding pasties into the equation

Are they kid-size

what like 3ft long? 😯

It's just like bikes, n plus 1 innit 😉

At least 2 (jumbos) and a couple of sausage & bean pasties for good measure. Only question then is what sequence to eat them in.

I believe that the correct number is calculated using the classical hip to waist ratio methodology...

If waist > hips you've already had more than your fair share.

Eaten one at a time or stacked and crammed in as one pastry/meat mash?

the best sausage rolls on the planet are from the Ginger Pig in Marylebone. Mesmerisingly good. 😯

One at a time. So far. I can't promise it'll remain that way

One is enough but it has to accompany whatever you buy from Gregg's. A bit like buying a cheeseburger with whatever McDonald's meal you have.

* Computes *

Six

n+1

where n is the number you have already consumed.

this is even more true with mini ones which contain absolutely no calories. fact.

[edit] reads rest of thread and realises this has already been done

N - 1 where N is the number required to make you feel sick

My missus makes them about 3" long

I can manage a dozen if I take a break half way through 🙂

I then blame the kids/dogs for 9 of them

when you had several, and there's more left, and you sigh and pick one up and eat it. That one. that's one too many.

the number before that is up to you.

i'd be impressed with double figures on greggs, party sauasage rolls, no one cares.

Emsz - surely just 1 would be too many for you?

I don't eat sauasge rolls Yeti, but I'm trying to wind binners up to eat loads. I'm bored.

Stop at the point where the person at Greggs put one (or more) in a bag for you whilst you're queueing up, then asks for the money with asking if that's what you wanted. 🙂

Well, Friday is Pie Day, after all.

But I stray towards the Chicken Bake.

Emsz - there really is no need to encourage me. When it comes to pastry based products or cheese and crackers, the amount I'll consume is genuinely limitless. I normally pass out before getting truly into Mr Creasote territory. Only just though

LOLing at Binners.

I want pictures

So that's why binners looks like Big Daddy...

You've eaten too many when you wish there was a rennie in the corner of the last one..

3 from the local butchers , as there 3 for a £1 and are gorgeous, well probably 2 as I have to share at least one with the g/f

There is no maximum limit with the party sized ones

emsz I would, honestly. But nobody deserves that before they've had their lunch. I didn't mention I was sat around eating them in my Speedo's, did I?

n+1

speedo binners?

that's intriguing and replusive at the same time 😆

Seeing as Molly has let us down... Binners - pictures or it never happened.

More repulsive than intriguing, if I'm honest emsz

I have somehow managed to resist the siren call of another trip to Greggs. Which sounds good in itself. However, this is only cos I'm finishing early and need to leave room for beer and kebabs in't Northern Quarter. Its all about priority 😀

Depends how much gaviscon I've got waiting in the wings

N - 1 where N is the number required to make you [b]violently[/b] sick

FTFY

Today is the day to find your threshold. Take yourself to the edge of pastry oblivion and don't stop until you cry grease....then have another.

Push for a kilo at least.