[Closed] How many dates with your current partner?

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3 seconds in on 1st date.

....and then I turned you down.

Sorry.

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It was written in the stars before-hand

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I'm on about wk 4, so maybe 10 dates... I know she's not. 🙁

It took til about a week ago before she started coming out with some pretty worrying stuff, alarm bells have started ringing.

Just the first...which I didn't realise was a date until the next morning when she leapt upon me.

That was five years ago!

Am going on a 5th date this weekend, so fingers crossed.

It's been 7.5 years, 2 kids and a mortgage and I'm still not sure.

😉

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Dunno really, our first date was a no strings shagfest, i suppose it was then 😀

1 date, 32 years later (27 yrs married) and I am still absolutely certain that my first instinct was right.

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What do we know about girsl emsz they are a mystery to us all

IMHO you know if they are not the one quicker than you know if they are the one

Still not sure she is the one after a year but noithing has happened to make me think she is not the one

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IMHO you know if they are not the one quicker than you know if they are the one
+1

+2

-1 dates. I knew before I even knew she existed.

about half an hour into the first date. which lasted around 9 hours in total...

Have you seen her monkey yet?

Have you seen her monkey yet?

+1

A badly tended garden is a deal breaker...

I was going to be serious until I saw Crikey's post 😀

Love at first sight here. 43 years and still going strong

I knew on the first date with my now wife, I did know her beforehand though and we had spent a couple of evenings getting to know each other better whilst on nights out with friends before our first official date.
Been married 18months, together 7.5 years.

Shibboleth - Member
Have you seen her monkey yet?
+1

A badly tended garden is a deal breaker...

#peoplebannedforless

woody2000 - Member
It's been 7.5 years, 2 kids and a mortgage and I'm still not sure.

😆

We hit 16 years together on Sunday. Still not married, so I guess we're still checking each other out.... 😉

Have you checked her texts and emails to see what she thinks about you? 😉

Sorry for lowering the tone.

I get so used to the younger women I work with extolling the virtues of each new beau and it's become my standard break up the conversation gambit..

"He took me to this fantastic restaurant"

"Oooh did he?"

"Then we went for a walk in the moonlight"

"Oooh did you?"

"He said I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen"

"Oooh did he?"

"Has he seen your monkey yet?"

...normal service resumes.

I think it was the 3rd or 4th when we were half way up the Old Man of Coniston (walking) and it was Pi$$ing down and she still had a smile on her face 😀 And was happy to carry on.
We turned round, as she was bloody frozen though.

"He said I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen"

Is anyone really that gullible or self-conceited that they believe that tripe?

5th date tonight - going well so far (french, attractive, good job, interesting)

out of my very confusing 3 dates in 3 days with 3 girls a few weeks ago, she's come out on top. dunno if she's 'the one' yet, of course!

The obvious question. has the monkey... seen the.... ?

hungry monkey - Member

Mega Lolz

I get so used to the younger women I work with extolling the virtues of each new beau

OP dunno we both liked each other straight away but both of us were just having a laugh nowt serious

Has since gotten quite serious

😆 Er no, I haven't!!!

Perverts 😆

0. I asked her out because I already knew.

im hearing you OMITH

10 years together not married here.

i can deal with her mild split personality and she can deal with my mild autism 😀

MrsBouy and I wrote to each other via email & texts for 3 months before we met up, I knew what she looked like and met once very briefly at a dinner party about 6 months beforehand. So that’s 3 months of mails and texts, weird meandering thoughts, updates on work, general banter and some rather deep thought provoking stuff too, ohhh and Poems, lots and lots of Poems to each other.
I knew after the 2nd email...

Not too sure how I knew, it just felt sort of “right”

Ohhh and I had no problems if it didn’t get to the point of meeting up, the mails and Poems were quite amazing, I was quite happy with that.

Now, well now we fight like cat and dog and wee in each others shoes*

*sometimes.

So that’s 3 months of mails and texts, weird meandering thoughts, updates on work, general banter and some rather deep thought provoking stuff too, ohhh and Poems, lots and lots of Poems to each other.
I knew after the 2nd email...

I had a relationship like that. And then she moved back to the area and I realised she was the most annoying person I've ever met!

Possibly zero, we knew each other for a while before dating.

@emz - so what do you "do about it" if you are sure ?

No monkey?

Eeeh, you need to get her drunk, see if she's annoying, or a bit fighty, buy her some chips, natch, snog her to death while she still tastes of salt and vinegar, then shag the living daylights out of her.

Then you'll know.

I'm like a relationship counsellor and a dietician all in one.

Fish and chips? Surely its a kebab you want to be going for?

It took til about a week ago before she started coming out with some pretty worrying stuff, alarm bells have started ringing.

Please do elaborate . Please

[i]Fish and chips? Surely its a kebab you want to be going for? [/i]

Steady now, there's a line....

I recall emsz has a bit of a thing for chips in the context of dating, hence my sage advice.

A badly tended garden is a deal breaker...

Tea/keyboard interface scenario.

Two months since our first date and I still can't find owt wrong with her. She's single, relatively fit and more-or-less sane. Dunno if she's "the one", mind. The tyranny of distance could be a factor... 😐

Sage on Chips..

"wonders what that will taste like"

Are you Crikey Bloo' mental?

You need a test ride before you know....

I recall emsz has a bit of a thing for chips in the context of dating

Has she been taking pointers from the dating maestro's.....

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😆

[i]Sage on Chips..

"wonders what that will taste like"

Are you Crikey Bloo' mental?[/i]

LOL...

The point is that in the past both emsz and myself discussed the use of chips in a dating scenario, a bit like an early-in-the-game-of-love aphrodisiac.

Fairly bland tasting, so no embarrassing breath, packed with high GI carbs to allow physical adventures to occur unhampered by a lack of energy, freely available in most town centres, halal, kosher, vegetarian, and yummy.

more pertinently how many 'the ones' have people had before the current 'the one'? 🙂

Please do elaborate . Please

Just some bunny-boilerish characteristics, constantly seeking commitment not consistent with only having known a person 3 or 4 weeks.

Plus, and I've no idea how this is going to sound, but she seems to have developed a really powerful hatred for Nicole Shirtswinger after I made a comment about her undeniable charms on Facebook.

I've pointed out that it would be perfectly normal and acceptable for a woman in a relationship to recognise attractiveness in other men, but this concept seems alien to her. Could be a sticking point.

[i]more pertinently how many 'the ones' have people had before the current 'the one'?[/i]

Ooooh good point!

I've had at least 3, and a wee wobble with this the one.

Get the chips out!

but she seems to have developed a really powerful hatred for Nicole Shirtswinger after I made a comment about her undeniable charms on Facebook.

Isn't that normal? Bloke says 'XYZ looks nice / beautiful / fit', followed by GF developing instant hatred for XYZ with continual sniping comments......

Isn't that normal? Bloke says 'XYZ looks nice / beautiful / fit', followed by GF developing instant hatred for XYZ with continual sniping comments......

My missus often agrees / disagrees.

That would imply she wasn't insecure ergo she's not a woman....

In my experience, sharing that kind of comment is not something which contributes to a calm and quiet domestic evening in.

Is that normal? I'm talking utter hatred, like totally venomous...

And it's kind of started snowballing, we went out with some of her friends on Saturday - one of them is particularly hot. When we got home, I sat on the sofa and the hotty put a cushion against me and plonked herself down. Very innocent.

The following day, my 'date' told me she'd had nightmares about me having an affair with the hot friend...

Lots of little things... Like I said, alarm bells...

I wouldn't mind a threesome though! 😀

What does her mum look like?

Always a good barometer..

That would imply she wasn't insecure ergo she's not a woman....

I like my women like I like my coffee.

In a cup.

Has she asked for your email and Facebook logins yet?

Years ago, my stepdad commented on the loveliness of Jill Dando. I think she may have been wearing a swimsuit on some holiday programme on the beeb. From that day forth, my mum developed the most irrational hatred of our poor old Jill - you do NOT want to know what her reaction was when I told her she'd been shot....

why did she need to put a cushion down on you?

how damn hot is she???

😉

She just kinda flung it against me and sat down... Maybe a bit flirty, maybe just friendly and 'comfortable'. Gave me a great view down her amazing cleavage though, and her hair smelled intoxicating... 😉

She's a 9.5.

more pertinently how many 'the ones' have people had before the current 'the one'?

but she seems to have developed a really powerful hatred for Nicole Shirtswinger after I made a comment about her undeniable charms on Facebook.

Or she may be mental

Ahhh ha.. the "previous Ones"

Well actually, taking infatuation out of the equasion..

None..

Nope.. 0, Zero.

Though I did have a 12 year "match made in heavan" relationship with "almost the One" Though to be fair I know why that ended.

Me.

I can be a right bullish tw*t on occasion.

Nicole Shirtswinger isn't that attractive??? WHAAAT??????

She's as close to perfection as I've ever seen! She's a 12!

go out with cushion girl.

She's a 9.5.

I don't dish out points like that willy nilly... I'm at a loss as to how anyone could find fault with the Shirtswinger, apart from that silly little appendage Hamilton...

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fringe is a bit daft.

pass the cushion.

Was/Is she moulded out of PVC by any chance?

I've heard about "girls" like that.

Though s'pose theres somewhere for your ketchup.

3rd date.

Shirtswinger is hawt, even my missus thinks so.
I saw one of those making the video things on mtv once & the producer said her body is so tight that it acually squeeks.

so tight that it acually squeeks.

her body is so tight that it acually squeeks.

To be fair, so does mine....

I don't know if her squeeks smell like mine though

I can honestly say that along with Beyoncé, Shirtswinger is the most named woman when women talk about who they'd be prepared to have a dabble with...

I don't know if her squeeks smell like mine though

you can have this cushion back.

I can honestly say that along with Beyoncé, Shirtswinger is the most named woman when women talk about who they'd be prepared to have a dabble with...

you're thinking of rihanna.

Is she made of wax?

Cushion girl - this thread is useless without pics.

A mental picture will have to do ononeorange: 26 year old South African, blonde, 5'9", size 8, 36d, eyes like Charlize Theron, arse like Kylie in the good ol days... :p