[Closed] How many beyonce threads does one forum need?

'only'?

Yes, not a superhuman. Never seen you lot so excited about someone jigging a bum an boobs about on stage

She is shite. 🙄

I'm not keen,she shows too much of her gums when she smiles, I recon emma82 is better looking;-)

True, Beyonce would be better without any threads,

She's a bit dull isn't she, well for Glasto....

Her bandmate is far better looking ... the slim one.

Jealous??

What the attraction exactly?

Not my thing musically, but you seem to be getting over excited about her looks, is she all that?

She is shite - pleeeese sing for us emma82 😀

What do Glastonberries taste like then?

Hardeep on BBC1 far more interesting, early night for me.

She is shite - pleeeese sing for us emma82

A photo would do 😀

Never seen you lot so excited about someone jigging a bum an boobs about on stage

You're right - it's so unlike STW.........I've never seen anything like it before on here either.

Do wimmin find this nonsense empowering or something?

I think she's lovely...Emma 82 is probably as equally as lovely...but can't sing and dance....If she can,what's she doing on here?

I think she's lovely...Emma 82 is probably as equally as lovely...but can't sing and dance....If she can,what's she doing on here?

keeping us guessing!

just sums up how commercialised glastonbury is now.

Headfirst..no not really

[i]just sums up how commercialised glastonbury is now.[/i]

because it's not 4 blokes with a couple of guitars a bass and a set of drums?

🙄

I'm with esmz on this. What's the big deal? Have you not been outside, away from the computer? There are delights are far more incandescent than whatserface.

boxfish - Member
What do Glastonberries taste like then?

[i]Chicken?[/i]

Oh dear now its killing a great Prince track....

and she was doing the morris day dance from purple rain earlier!

I am not a particular fan but there is no denying that she has some degree of talent, being a pretty fair R&B singer, a good dancer with a lot of stage presence, and she has co-written a lot of the records she has been on.

I think if they put Nicole Scherzinger or Kylie Minogue up on that stage for comparison, you would be able to recognise that Beyonce is rather talented.

R&B is really the prog rock of the 70's for this generation.

Its all tedious, same sounding, souless, studio written emotiomless drivel, delivered by "technically excellent" furmula pop stars.

But the issue is, I dont think the kids today have the gumption to reinvent or replace it. Music just means "less", as they have more "other things" in their lives. Earlier girl/boyfriends, earlier exam/career choices, alternatives to spend cash on like xbox,ps3,dvd.

Its why kids are so dull today. The question is, is it thatchers fault they all feel the need to conform?

I am listening to Bouncy Beyonce, and finding it hard work frankly. Ok, its technically up and down, and she can actually "sing", ie hold a note and warble like all the best divas, but she simply has no emtional connection other than the contrived slick intros.

One big glasto yawn, and it really is just another music festival now....

Dont get me started on blinkin Nicole Shirtlifter......

Beyonce is a god in comparision!

How many beyonce threads does one forum need?

Oh! the irony. 😕

nice troll jujuu68, started to write a long post...

Sack beyonce, queens of the stone age is on bbc3 atm.

Beyonce would be better without any threads,

Its all tedious, same sounding, souless, studio written emotiomless drivel, delivered by "technically excellent" furmula pop stars.

what bo11ocks. all is pretty big word.

i don't like her at all but have to watch it as mrs abennell is transfixed

Its all tedious, same sounding, souless, studio written emotiomless drivel, delivered by "technically excellent" furmula pop stars.

what bo11ocks. all is pretty big word.

dont be too upset at being wrong - theres a lot of dollars gone into making you feel this way. If you agreed with me, it would mean the marketing wasn't working. The corporate suits who pump out this souless junk to the kids would have failed, and heads would have to roll. I expect your drinking branded lager, wearing superdry t shirt and some similar nike or something on your feet as you consider me a daft old fart.

I just hope that at some point in her "lets shift product" career, she does a johnny rotten and just sits down on a stage asking if "you ever felt cheated".

dont be too upset at being wrong

I am not upset - and I might well be older than you are.

Corporates have always poured money at the charts but there is probably less drivel in the charts nowadays than there used to be in the 70s and 80s.

But R&B is a pretty big landscape, it doesn't all consist of Beyonce and Usher.

I liked it. Woah oh oh!

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M6TTF - Member

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Didn't you lot do well on my little thread. Just to clarify a few things though: I got so overwhelmed with excitement at beyonces performance I fell asleep 🙂 but I also think she is very good, I was just amused how excited you all got with three threads popping up in as many minutes, hence me starting my beyonce thread 😀

Finally, I have a fat bum but that is pretty much where any similarity with beyonce ends, nor can I sing or dance.

so no real difference to Bouncey Knowles then

Well, I'm not rich like she is and I also wouldn't sleep with jayz so I guess we cease to be identical at that point 😀

Beyonce = Bland

I watched it, I've never been to G'berry, never really wanted to, but my M'sus has "back in the day". So I watched Bayonnetski and thought it neat she sung "live" (it was wasn't it.. I mean.. you never really know do you) and was majorly impressed that the crowd seemed to singalongabayonnetski.. seemed to go down well, why not..

But my M'sus thought her "out of mode" with the whole G'berry vibe thingy. I mean, it's a commercial hippy semi/rip off "thing to do whilst your a YoungUn with a student loan(s) to burn off" yeah?? a pre courser to dossing around other festivals "letting go" and claiming the G'berry was "the best, like eva" and "you should have been there"
However banski certainly "went crazy like that" Yet I though her skirt, erm pants, a little tooooo short..

I was happy to watch Paulo Nuttini though.

I'm just glad she's lost some inches around the legs, much improved now :p

Oh and two fingers to any of the commercial/bland/you've been sucked in by marketing bollox, people have different tastes and most of the hip/indie/underground bands sold their souls long ago to, people thinking they haven't are actually being scammed far more than someone that like the odd chart song.