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Home Alone

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In a stroke of terrible luck I’m on my own tonight!

Rest of family are out for a Xmas curry to celebrate my sis in laws 50th, and I have the terrible task of dog sitting as our dog and nieces dog don’t really get on so unfair on neighbours to leave them barking.

So it’s me - the log burner - dogs - Pringles - beer - whisky - and any other snacks I can lay my hands on!! 🤣🤣🤣


 
Posted : 24/12/2022 6:00 pm
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Home Alone is on C4 !


 
Posted : 24/12/2022 6:05 pm
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Home Alone is on C4 !

Not got to the good bit yet


 
Posted : 24/12/2022 6:07 pm
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Watching it!


 
Posted : 24/12/2022 6:07 pm
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Not got to the good bit yet

The end credits?


 
Posted : 24/12/2022 6:09 pm
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The end credits?

They'd have arrived much sooner if only.....


 
Posted : 24/12/2022 6:11 pm
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Watched it yesterday, it's still brilliant.

Apart from the bit where he sledges down the stairs and flies out of the front door when the door is clearly not in line with the stairs. That's the only totally unrealistic bit I can remember.


 
Posted : 24/12/2022 6:33 pm
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In a stroke of terrible luck I’m on my own tonight!

Not jealous, not at all!


 
Posted : 24/12/2022 6:36 pm
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Home Alone 2 is that rare case of a sexual being better than the original.


 
Posted : 24/12/2022 7:04 pm
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Spawny. So much as I recognise the plight of those enforced to be alone at Xmas I’d love a bit of peace and quiet and alcohol.


 
Posted : 24/12/2022 7:05 pm
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Doesn’t sound so bad muffin-man. Snack away.

The kids are watching Home Alone on DVD. I say kids… they’re not really.


 
Posted : 24/12/2022 7:10 pm
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Home Alone 2 is that rare case of a sexual being better than the original.

Looks like you saw a "different" version....


 
Posted : 24/12/2022 7:10 pm
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I got very lucky this year. We're supposed to be in South Tyneside in the mother-in-law's draughty flat but she's got flu and the wife's sister in Newcastle has got the runs so we've got nowhere to stay!

Currently sitting in my own house listening to the funk n soul show enjoying a cold beer, not plonked in front of telly watching godawful celebrity ballroom dancing or something. Junior has just gone to bed ready for his second Christmas.

It's all working out swimmingly.


 
Posted : 24/12/2022 7:11 pm
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dur! easy and a default stw goto

coke 'n' hookers


 
Posted : 24/12/2022 7:23 pm
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Just opened the biscuits for cheese… bliss!😀

And it seems the only thing wrong with my nieces dog is my niece - the dogs are upstairs asleep together on the bed. 🐶🐶


 
Posted : 24/12/2022 7:24 pm
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coke ‘n’ hookers

I'm so out of touch these days, I'd only know where to get one of these things.


 
Posted : 24/12/2022 7:25 pm
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Diet or Zero!?


 
Posted : 24/12/2022 7:26 pm
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I've just informed Mrs S that she is going to be home alone next Xmas. I'm going to head off in the camper for a week or so next year to avoid as much of it as I can.


 
Posted : 24/12/2022 7:27 pm
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You are the bringer of peace muffin-man.


 
Posted : 24/12/2022 7:30 pm
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Diet or Zero!?

Skinny hookers?


 
Posted : 24/12/2022 7:51 pm
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So it’s me – the log burner – dogs – Pringles

Maybe it's just me, but that sounds like the much better option.


 
Posted : 24/12/2022 8:30 pm
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Was that Aaron Paul in it too??


 
Posted : 24/12/2022 9:23 pm
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On my own as well, missing the kids but not the gammony brexity cockwomble of a MIL or the rest of her family. Did DIY all day, bikes to wash and service tomorrow, peaceful bliss.


 
Posted : 24/12/2022 9:33 pm
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Mrs Egf & I are finally alone for Xmas. Just had 9 nights of her daughter & granddaughter+ Ginny the fox red lab.
Daughter never shuts up, granddaughter is just a 17 yr old Kardashian watching know-it-all.
Tomorrow night we have my stepson, his partner & rugrat. 27th we have my son & his wife, no kids, thankfully, then new year my eldest son without his boyfriend but with George the rescue Greyhound. I can't wait till it's all over. Seriously thinking about being abroad next Xmas.


 
Posted : 24/12/2022 10:30 pm
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It's at this time of year I'm glad I didn't procreate.


 
Posted : 24/12/2022 11:18 pm
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You shouldn't base your views on bitterness of others.
Anyway - and slightly off topuc - happy christmas!


 
Posted : 24/12/2022 11:40 pm
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Who misses lockdown Christmas’s?


 
Posted : 25/12/2022 12:14 am
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On my own as well, missing the kids but not the gammony brexity cockwomble of a MIL or the rest of her family. Did DIY all day, bikes to wash and service tomorrow, peaceful bliss

We seem to share the same MiL, my one is a horrible bitch. Worst person I know


 
Posted : 25/12/2022 12:17 am
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Only heavy bass techno minimal music, tobacco and coffee for me.


 
Posted : 25/12/2022 12:19 am
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I’ve just informed Mrs S that she is going to be home alone next Xmas. I’m going to head off in the camper for a week or so next year to avoid as much of it as I can

Seriously thinking about hiring one and do the same with some mates


 
Posted : 25/12/2022 12:53 am

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