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I'm being all grown up and am building a patio by myself.

I've done the obligatory digging, laying 4m depth of MOT1, whackering and general over engineering. All good so far. I even sought advice on here and heeded some of it as to patterns.

However, I've just (stupidly) realised that my modest plan of slabs surrounded by a single edge of pavers laid lengthways, all around, presents me with a 100mm x 100mm gap at each corner.

Chopping a paver in half would look a bit crap, and short of sticking a sett in each corner, or a blob of gravel, are there any other imaginative ideas?

Ta 🙂


 
Posted : 15/07/2016 6:05 pm
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A limb sticking out in each corner?


 
Posted : 15/07/2016 6:15 pm
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What limb will sit flush?


 
Posted : 15/07/2016 6:22 pm
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Flush solar deck led light?


 
Posted : 15/07/2016 6:23 pm
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Post holes for a massive tent/gazebo?


 
Posted : 15/07/2016 6:26 pm
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Oooooh. That's a bloody good idea.

(The solar lights 🙂 ) The patio is only 3 x 2 to host an arbour and some pots etc, so gazebo not really relevant, but good idea for larger patio.


 
Posted : 15/07/2016 6:26 pm
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Poor wet concrete in, then press your hands in it, or feet, arse, face, something like that.


 
Posted : 15/07/2016 6:27 pm
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I like where you're going with that. *unzips*


 
Posted : 15/07/2016 6:29 pm
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I fact I'm struggling to think of anything other than an imprint of my genitals that's going to beat the solar light idea. Think we're done! Cheers MLC 🙂


 
Posted : 15/07/2016 6:33 pm
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Just remember that wet concrete is not, errr [coughs] gentleman plum friendly. Unless you want a modest skin irritation problem.


 
Posted : 15/07/2016 6:54 pm
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[quote=bearnecessities ]What limb will sit flush?

Arse cheeks and then you can park your bikes
#oldbillyconnolletjoke


 
Posted : 15/07/2016 7:30 pm
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Why would it leave a gap?


 
Posted : 15/07/2016 9:36 pm
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If there is a 100mm gap each end can you not move the pavers 100mm to the left leaving a 200mm gap to be filled by one paver?

Or maybe I'm visualising this design wrong?


 
Posted : 15/07/2016 9:43 pm
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"laying 4m depth of MOT1,"

Is that a typo or sarcasm ? Are you parking a challenger tank on there ?


 
Posted : 16/07/2016 12:22 am
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Use old tyre treads in the concrete, then you can have a 'guess the tyre' game for hours of endless fun with friends....


 
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A corner stone? [img] ?mode=crop&width=370&height=330[/img]


 
Posted : 16/07/2016 7:44 am
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Why would it leave a gap?

Because I'm incredibly thick.

No stupid questions here, nope. Move along please. 😀


 
Posted : 16/07/2016 10:49 am

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