[Closed] Hey Laydeez!

won't those stripes make my bum look big

There's going to be chaffage.

Bit of spaffage too I imagine.

Hey! Yous guyz is guyz! Getta outta heer! This thread is for the laydeeez only! 😡

FlapJacky where are you?

Your shitting me.

I'm wearing bigger pants than those 😆

Hoping to see those on the trails soon! 🙂

That's my pledge in.
I'm going to look HOT! this autumn.

I'm wearing bigger pants than those

and then....

Hoping to see those on the trails soon!

Over the line, old chap, over the line.

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Oh ok so they are actually pants, I thought for a minute they were were y'know shorts.

Not a bad idea really

Jesus Christ, [i]horizontal stripes[/i]? Are they mad?

do you think they will start making matching knee pads?

Jesus Christ, horizontal stripes?

On the model, they seem to be more directional chevrons than horizontal. I may have to scroll up again to check

I like Bettie more....

Could be pusuaded - is there a matching sports bra, have a thing for sets of underware so they would definitely get my vote with a bra

More of a The Bettie fan myself, helps me feel moar sexy when riding to work

I'd wear em 😉

emsz - Member
Oh ok so they are actually pants, I thought for a minute they were were y'know shorts.

Not a bad idea really

No no, they can also be worn as shorts according to the description. Should be standard trail centre attire really

Would they still look good with a mud, fox crap and gravel rash accessories?

Is that a built in tena lady?

I'd wear em

Can you send them on to me afterwards?

Personally I just use a thong to clamp a panty liner between my cheeks.

Personally I just use a thong to clamp a panty liner between my cheeks.

You sicken me.

Can you send them on to me afterwards?

YGM.

You really wouldn't want to see me in a pair of those. But I actually I doubt they make them in my size, so you're probably safe.

No no, they can also be worn as shorts according to the description. Should be standard trail centre attire really

I once saw a lass effortlessly zooming down a rocky bit of Follow the Dog. She was riding an old GT Zaskar and wearing a strappy top, tiny hotpants, flip flops, Jackie-O glasses and had her hair all done up nice (no helmet). I felt like I’d warped into an MBUK reader’s wet dream, or something...

Mrs Toast - POIDH!

Hey Jamie! You gonna get some of those pants to go with the doily on your laundry shelf?

I've left this page open so MrsBouy could cast her eyes over them there nickers, all she's done so far is laugh. Though once she too rode a bike down a rutted lane in just a pair of hot pants and a strappy top, I was too occupied by the sight I OTB'd into a stream, cooled me down sharpish.

Hey Jamie! You gonna get some of those pants to go with the doily on your laundry shelf?

No, but it has given me an idea...

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adjustablewench - Member
Could be pusuaded - is there a matching sports bra, have a thing for sets of underware so they would definitely get my vote with a bra

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I'm moving oop norf....

Apart from the ghastly pattern they're quite similar to what I wear, actually the Bettie is more so.

Last time I bought any they came from Rose Bikes. Possibly a German make.

Love your work Jamie and reckon the blokes do too. 😉

cinnamon_girl - Member
Apart from the ghastly pattern they're quite similar to what I wear

You realise you can't quantify that without proof CG....

Just wondering....if these are supposed to be knickers that the womenz can wear on the bike to work or for 'urban cycling' or whatever, does that mean they are supposed to be worn as knickers all day or just for the cycling bit?

This quote from their kickstarter thing would suggest they're intended to be worn all day, not necessarily just 'for a ride':

Urban cyclists and bike commuters can end up riding 20+ miles on any given day. Obviously spandex is not appropriate day-wear in the city, and ‘jorts’ are certainly not comfy long term on a saddle.

(no idea what 'jorts are).
Anyway - would women want to wear a padded short all day, when off the bike?
Cycle to work then walk around at work all day or be sat at desk, stood at bar, operating heavy machinery with a 'nappy pad' chamois insert in their undercrackers....?

And if you're just gonna wear them for the commute, why not just wear a pair of short cycling shorts?

Stumpy - why did you have to go and be all practical and grown up?

Google Jorts and you get this... enough said I think!!!!

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😯

[pushes half-eaten dinner aside]

I've done a day at the office with bibs under jeans due to an emergency work pants cock up. No one should have to sit in a chamois and do a desk job all day 😳

that is why I have two pairs of emergency pants at work. Just hope no-one else opens the drawers and wonders why I'm hoarding undercrackers 😕

Bloody hell annebr its taken me a few years to erase that picture from my mind!
I've got to cook food now too 🙁

Could be pusuaded - is there a matching sports bra, have a thing for sets of underware so they would definitely get my vote with a bra

I do realise that this just sounds awful but, AW, you really are awesome!

Pfft... a couple of years ago I was awarded with a ban after posting a picture similar to Jamie's.

How standards have slipped.

Pfft... a couple of years ago I was awarded with a ban after posting a picture similar to Jamie's.

How standards have slipped.

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...I rest my case; that isn't even a quality animated response. 😉

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Just for you Hammyuk - see told you I'd aged a bit 😉

It's a GIF. After 30 seconds a little speech bubble pops out of his mouth

OOOOOHH!!! A proper corset 😈

It's a GIF. After 30 seconds a little speech bubble pops out of his mouth

It's actually 20 seconds...

It's a GIF. After 30 seconds a little speech bubble pops out of his mouth

Ta! I just hope for more immediate gratification from Jamie; I think I have a ManCrush.