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[Closed] Help on a possibly life changing decision

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I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my Mrs has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my Mrs. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself?

Cheers


 
Posted : 02/02/2011 6:51 pm
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he-he good one dude, i was starting to feel bad for you for just a minute there!.


 
Posted : 02/02/2011 6:54 pm
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Older than time itself that one.

It belongs here.

http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/shite-joke-thread/page/3


 
Posted : 02/02/2011 6:55 pm
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I read up to the bit where it said you've got a Mrs... I call Troll!


 
Posted : 02/02/2011 6:58 pm
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You got me. :salutes:

Excellent work.


 
Posted : 02/02/2011 7:00 pm
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If I have but reached one person, it will be worth it.


 
Posted : 02/02/2011 7:07 pm
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Superb, i was just about to tell my Mrs to read your thread, well done!!


 
Posted : 02/02/2011 7:11 pm
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Time I shall never get back again, thanks.


 
Posted : 02/02/2011 7:14 pm
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so is your Mrs free then or what? my email is in profile if you'd be so kind to pass it on


 
Posted : 02/02/2011 7:26 pm
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Heard it before, and it still worked!

Well told, that man.


 
Posted : 02/02/2011 7:27 pm
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Read a similar one a while ago involving hiding behind a guitar amp and noticing one of the valves had gone 😆


 
Posted : 02/02/2011 7:28 pm

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