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[Closed] Help, need a message for engraving on a pen *URGENTLY*

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My manager is leaving us next week, gift has been decided on - an engraved pen.

We're limited to 20 characters including spaces.

Any ideas?

The plan was "From all your friends at BC"

But it's too long.

Got to be submitted by 3pm to get it in time, no rush like.....


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 1:28 pm
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'can I have your stapler?'

'including spaces' - Knackers

Me UR Stapler Have?


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 1:29 pm
 Drac
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"Don't come back now"


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 1:30 pm
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Not for intimate use

🙂


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 1:30 pm
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From all[s] your friends[/s] at BC


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 1:30 pm
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"Frm all yr frnds@BC"


 
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Ur pen iz BIC


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 1:32 pm
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write with this end->


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 1:32 pm
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Bregante = winner.

[img] https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ-pil_xtXIo0yA6sRj7f6p0t19IEhHnVukDkWwFTPS3H9FwtXa3Q [/img]


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 1:32 pm
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"> sword?"


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 1:33 pm
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"From your friend at BC"


 
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penis for you..

sorry...

pen is for you


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 1:33 pm
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stolen from BC


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 1:35 pm
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"Email was beyond you"


 
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Do I win a pen?


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 1:36 pm
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"Crackerjack"


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 1:37 pm
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if he has a sense of humour, stolen from BC is good!


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 1:38 pm
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Blankety Blank


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 1:39 pm
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From everyone at BC


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 1:39 pm
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Bregante - only comment so far is: "a bit lackluster"


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 1:40 pm
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From all your friend


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 1:40 pm
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Write something in chinese and then make up whatever you want... it works for all those tattoos!


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 1:42 pm
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[i]up yours, nob-jockey[/i]


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 1:43 pm
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[i]all your pen is mine[/i]


 
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Unicorn blood only


 
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"your seat smells like farts"


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 1:47 pm
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Nobody liked you ,ooh harsh....


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 1:53 pm
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This is a dull gift


 
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Bye Stud Muffin xxx


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 1:58 pm
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Mont Blanc


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 2:01 pm
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Have it engraved with some randoms initials and tell him there was only 50p in the whip-round so it was the best you could find on ebay for the price...


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 2:03 pm
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Bregante - only comment so far is: "a bit lackluster"

You're right. The original was so witty and clever too 😆


 
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Premier Inn


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 2:05 pm
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Insert to line >|<


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 2:10 pm
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Bad Mother ****er


 
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WHO Ebola Department


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 2:17 pm
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"Your message here 99p"


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 2:24 pm
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£5.99


 
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From A&E lost & found.


 
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**** Off Hairy.


 
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write here write now


 
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Argos


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 2:49 pm
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My other pen's a mont blanc


 
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Vista Print Promo Pen


 
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STW Big Hitter


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 2:57 pm
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I've got 99 problems but lack of a pen ain't one.


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 2:59 pm
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@WackoAK - I read yours as STW Big Hitler (which may or may not be funnier)...


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 3:24 pm
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we're well past the 3pm deadline - what did you go for?


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 4:00 pm
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I reckon he went for "URGENTLY"

See what I did there...


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 4:19 pm
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help stuck in pen facto...


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 4:51 pm
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They hated me


 
Posted : 12/08/2014 6:21 pm
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So what was the engraving?

I'm on tenterhooks.


 
Posted : 13/08/2014 7:40 am
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I doubt it was that wwaswas - a bit too cryptic


 
Posted : 13/08/2014 7:45 am
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only 19 characters too. Damn.


 
Posted : 13/08/2014 7:47 am
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Drum roll please

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"Best Wishes from BC"

What a load of old sh*t - girls in the office went for the most mundane thing they could think of!

I was keen for "Stolen from BC", but alas, our manager's sense of humour is somewhat lacking.


 
Posted : 13/08/2014 9:12 am
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I like hypnotoad's suggestion; might get one myself.


 
Posted : 13/08/2014 9:19 am
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"4 for a pound"


 
Posted : 13/08/2014 10:28 am
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🙄

Booorrrriiiinnnggg !

Ah well, he'll loose it within a week.


 
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LOSE 🙄 😈


 
Posted : 13/08/2014 12:14 pm
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Best described as 'anticlimactic', I think.
Is disappoint...


 
Posted : 13/08/2014 6:29 pm
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has been up my arse


 
Posted : 13/08/2014 6:44 pm
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Sorry guys


 
Posted : 13/08/2014 8:57 pm
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Why not just his initials?


 
Posted : 14/08/2014 7:40 am

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