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"Suggestions for luring Hamsters/Rodents out of confined spaces"
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What axe for removing limbs?
What axe for removing limbs?
Surely a machete is better....
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What axe for removing limbs?Surely a machete is better....
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"Suggestions for luring Hamsters/Rodents out of confined spaces"
light a match?
What axe for removing limbs?
Surely a machete is better....
Hmm, I am not sure. A machete will be good for slicing flesh, but surely an axe (with it's heavier weight) will be better for smashing through bone?
I'd use a chainsaw personally.
[i]light a match?
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careful now;
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In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
"I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again,so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tubing, igniting Mr Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."
Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
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Hmm, I am not sure. A machete will be good for slicing flesh, but surely an axe (with it's heavier weight) will be better for smashing through bone?
I'd use a chainsaw personally.
Both are fairly amateur - a real pro would point out that a careful cut of the flesh with a sharp knife around the joint along with a twist will dislocate the socket and disconnect the limb cleanly, and without spattering pesky DNA traces around the room that are impossible to clean up...
Was the hamster okay?
ninfan - MemberBoth are fairly amateur - a real pro would point out that a careful cut of the flesh with a sharp knife around the joint along with a twist will dislocate the socket and disconnect the limb cleanly, and without spattering pesky DNA traces around the room that are impossible to clean up...
Feed im to the pigs!
As [s]hilarious[/s] shocking as that hamster story is, it must be an urban myth. What hospital holds a press conference about it's patients 'conditions'?
Back on topic...
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[i] it must be an urban myth[/i]
of course it is - I first read it in Private Eye in about 1991.
I'd use a chainsaw personally
but I'm trying to reduce my carbon footprint...
[i]but I'm trying to reduce my carbon footprint... [/i]
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