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Aller akbar that is.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21534048


 
Posted : 21/02/2013 9:27 pm
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Aller ???? 😳


 
Posted : 21/02/2013 9:28 pm
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Posted : 21/02/2013 9:28 pm
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Is he the bloke who kicked Fred off here ?

Edit: Aller akba not the fish thing above.


 
Posted : 21/02/2013 9:28 pm
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Who's aller akbar?


 
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Aller akbar

What's that, like? A german boozer?


 
Posted : 21/02/2013 9:29 pm
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It's an Algerian sign for a brothel.


 
Posted : 21/02/2013 9:37 pm
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it's a trap!


 
Posted : 21/02/2013 9:38 pm
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Allahu Akbar is the Muslim equivalent of God is Great.

Muslims terrorists say it.

Christian terrorists (e.g the IRA) say God is Great (or similar).

It doesn't follow that everyone who says Allahu Akbar or God is Great is a terrorist.

Apologies to those reading with an IQ over 60, you knew this already.


 
Posted : 21/02/2013 9:38 pm
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Sure.

But it probably means you should treat them with a soupcon of suspicion.

(-:


 
Posted : 21/02/2013 9:40 pm
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Allahu Akbar is the Muslim equivalent of God is Great.

So why would God is Great be proud of three failed terrorists ?


 
Posted : 21/02/2013 9:41 pm
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Muslims terrorists say it.

Mainly just on TV shows, so we know who is the baddy...


 
Posted : 21/02/2013 9:41 pm
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and the good guys say 'Yippee ki-yay, motherf***er!'


 
Posted : 21/02/2013 9:42 pm
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I recognise sarcasm when I read it.
I think this was a fantastic idea for a thread.


 
Posted : 21/02/2013 9:44 pm
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It's harder for the atheist terrorist. Shouting "biological chance is more likely" is quite a mouthful when the pin's been pulled out.


 
Posted : 21/02/2013 9:45 pm
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I thought he was French: Allez Akbar 🙂

IGMC


 
Posted : 21/02/2013 9:53 pm
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I thought Aller Akbar was the name of the Parisian sleeper cell 😀


 
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Posted : 22/02/2013 12:24 am
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Thanks Zimbo, made my commute a little funnier.


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 12:29 am
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I'm a haddock man myself, butI do respect the beliefs of others.


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 1:42 am
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.Christian terrorists (e.g the IRA) say God is Great (or similar).

Is the IRA a Christian terrorist organization, as opposed to a terrorist organization most of whose members are Christian? I mean, there was a fair amount of secular and socialist dogma in the IRA, wasn't there? I'm not an expert by any means.


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 3:24 am
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You can't argue that God is great though. Done some pretty epic stuff. Like created the universe a whole day ahead of schedule, then was good enough to give everyone working on the project the day off rather than make them come in anyway. We'd all like a boss like that.


 
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You can't argue that God is great though. Done some pretty epic stuff. Like created the universe a whole day ahead of schedule, then was good enough to give everyone working on the project the day off rather than make them come in anyway. We'd all like a boss like that.

😆


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 11:35 am
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Imagine if your daughter brought one of those bobby-dazzlers home. 😯


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 11:37 am
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[quote=patriotpro said]Imagine if your daughter brought one of those bobby-dazzlers home.

A deity ?


 
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Imagine if your daughter brought one of those bobby-dazzlers home.

Good news: I've got a daughter I never knew I had.
Bad news: she's got terrible taste in deities.


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 11:56 am
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If you daughter brought home a deity, she may need sectioning. If it's Bagul, don't move.


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 12:15 pm
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Say what you like, but they've got top beards.


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 12:54 pm
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God is Great

But what if god was one of us?


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 1:02 pm
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Germs.


 
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Say what you like, but they've got top beards.

Yep, they remind me of Mr Twit's beard but more radical and with different foods in it.


 
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Muslims terrorists say it.
Mainly just on TV shows, so we know who is the baddy...

On a slightly serious note, pretty much whenever I see footage from the middle east of people shooting, or being shot at, or blowing things up or having people trying to blow them up, or just getting a bit excited there seems to be a lot of people shouting it.
Anyone know if in the west we take the words a little too literally and in reality it's more like saying 'f-ing Hell!' or some other expletive?
Mind you if it is the latter, they need a few more variations to spice things up a bit.


 
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If God is so great why cant he get rid of the infidels himself?

Oops, better add fatwa avoiding 🙂


 
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You can't argue that God is great though. Done some pretty epic stuff. Like created the universe a whole day ahead of schedule, then was good enough to give everyone working on the project the day off rather than make them come in anyway. We'd all like a boss like that.

Well some would say that He didn't create the universe, it just sort of happened and that God claimed the credit having done fk all (or at least Christans claimed it on his on his behalf, seen as God to the best of my knowledge has never actually shown up, at least not while I'm around he hasn't).
And I do have a boss like that.
And no, I don't like it.


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 2:10 pm
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Anyone know if in the west we take the words a little too literally and in reality it's more like saying 'f-ing Hell!' or some other expletive?

You mean like "christ almighty! look at the size of that"


 
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It's harder for the atheist terrorist. Shouting "biological chance is more likely" is quite a mouthful when the pin's been pulled out


That's bad, what about the agnostic terrorst?
"there are no deities so no-one in particular is great as such, except possibly bob bylan, i've got all his recor<boom>"


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 2:15 pm
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Terrorism isn't all bad, then.


 
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Posted : 22/02/2013 2:16 pm
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LOL @ SWEEPY 😀

Out of all the money the deities raised for 'islamic relief' and they're shoes were still Gola. 🙄


 
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God is Great

But what if god was one of us?


Nice, I see what you did there. 😀


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 2:52 pm

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