[Closed] Headline writing competition - Beer lorry crashes with flour lorry

Both drivers are reported to feel battered.

Bready mixed

Something to do with battered in Scotland.

[url= http://www.be-ro.co.uk/ ]Beer-oh[/url]

Flour lorry crashes with beer lorry

Wonder if the flour was being delivered to Be-ro!

Edit - [s]battered[/s] beaten to it

Barmy Accident on M74

Beer oh beer that is going to take flours to clear up...

fish fillet lorry has lucky escape...

[b]Glaswegians fear shortage of battered Mars Bars after tragic motorway accident.[/b]

(Taggart voice)"There'll be MUUUUURRRDER come Friday night" exclaims one local resident...

Going to be difficult to [b]prove[/b] who was at fault

Tempuras frayed after road closed for spillage.

Beer, Hovis, butt heads

Dough!

M74 clean-up contractors expect to make more dough than normal after this morning's crash...

The obvious one

[url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_bread ]Beer Bread[/url]

Or Beer lorry driver smashed, Flour lorry driver brown-bread.

I'm just sitting watching flours in the dray...

Cereal offenders

Flour of Scotland hits Heavy traffic

Beer Battered Truck

Flour of Scotland hits Heavy traffic

😆

Scientists fear Saharan dust cloud could be worse than predicted.

Flour of Scotland hits Heavy traffic

FTW

"Flour of Scotland" like it.
I think that's Chancelot Mills these days?

FWIW, my grandfather was a research cereal chemist in Glasgow, for the S.C.W.S. - worked at the huge flour mills down on the Clyde at Partick (Lofty Peak I think). Produced several papers.

Driver tested for yeast infection?

my grandfather was a research cereal chemist in Glasgow, for the S.C.W.S. - worked at the huge flour mills down on the Clyde at Partick (Lofty Peak I think). Produced several papers.

How do you make paper out of flour?

Truckers come to blows over Spelt Ale Incident

ah, research papers, sorry 🙂 flour quality, nutrition comparisons, pretty niche / esoteric stuff..

He'd have fit right in here.

StefMcDef - Member
Flour of Scotland hits Heavy traffic

I think we may need to explain the [i]heavy[/i] reference for our southern readers 😆