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[i]Stolen circumcision ambulance found after tip-off[/i]

[url= http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/stolen-circumcision-ambulance-found-after-tipoff-a3129231.html ]http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/stolen-circumcision-ambulance-found-after-tipoff-a3129231.html[/url]

In other news: WTF is a 'Circumcision Ambulance' and why would anyone need the end of their willy cut off in such a hurry that it has to have hi-viz and blue lights. Advertised as a discrete service, too, I expect.


 
Posted : 04/12/2015 8:05 am
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Posted : 04/12/2015 9:10 am
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I made that joke on Twitter yesterday. I want a commission.


 
Posted : 04/12/2015 9:14 am
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The distinctive vehicle, an Audi TT

Well if you must have an ambulance why not a sporty one 😯

It is unknown whether the vehicle, used by a home circumcision service, has sustained any damage.


 
Posted : 04/12/2015 9:17 am
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[i]would anyone need the end of their willy cut off in such a hurry[/i]

I'm not sure you fully understand what circumcision is 🙂


 
Posted : 04/12/2015 9:18 am
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[i]I made that joke on Twitter yesterday[/i]

The discrete service one? Apologies, I didn't see it (honest).

My comment got RT'd by @GreatDismal 🙂


 
Posted : 04/12/2015 9:19 am
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The boys in the hood probably stole it.


 
Posted : 04/12/2015 9:20 am
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The distinctive vehicle, an Audi TT

Audi's and knob-ends in the same story? Who'd a thunk it? 😀


 
Posted : 04/12/2015 9:21 am
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The discrete service one? Apologies, I didn't see it (honest).

The joke about police looking for tip-offs. It wasn't a very original joke 😉


 
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[i]foreskin 'ell[/i] an Audi TT

I'd be checking if the seats are actually leather


 
Posted : 04/12/2015 10:50 am
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Pointless.


 
Posted : 04/12/2015 11:19 am

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