[Closed] Have you ever snogged someone famous

The lead singist from a very successful 80's 'power pop' band, after a gig in Manchester.
Lovely girl. Ginger, if you want a clue.

A friend's ex wife had Micheal Hutchence sometime in the late 1980's. From what I remember of her, Hutchence definitely took one for the team.

c'mon Rusty, we need more than that. I can think of at least 3 I'd be very impressed by

why the diescretion? at least name names

Think of the one with big hair you'd be least impressed by.

Carol Decker?

😯

Saying nowt 😀

Was she like China, in your hands? Did she scream "Don't push too hard..."

Think of the one with big hair you'd be least impressed by.

😆

Very good 🙂

I gave Roland Rat a reach around. Does that count?

Wasn't Carol Decker's boyfriend the big guitarist bloke?

On the left: http://www.tpausite.de/olineup/olineup.htm
Great website. Click the bloke in yellow

Olly Murs's sister's best mate.

She's also been seen on-screen in a couple of fly-on-the-wall documentaries.

I think I win the tenuous award?

I played fish fingers with the Wing Commanders daughter in Air Cadets

Didn't say it was a T'Pau gig.

Or Carol Decker.

Double post!

My ex GF recently married and now has a child by a reasonably famous musician, Dave McSherry of Fila Brasilia.

My sister went out with music producer Max Sedgeley for a while (we wrote the song that was used intensively by the BBC during Euro 2004 I think as well as other stuff).

I got chatting with a rather attractive older lady one night in a bar years ago. Spent hours and hours chatting before then getting onto the subject of music. Turns out she was Terry Hall's (Lead singer with the Specials) ex wife! Nothing more happened, though she did kind of let on "if I were 10 years younger, or you were 10 years older" (I was 25, she'd have been mid 40's)... Did get her number though!

My mate was having a "Casual encounter" with an older woman . At some point during the proceedings, she answered the phone to Nick Cotton off Eastenders.

sorry thats all I have

Phew, relieved to hear that RS!

If you watch chat shows or read celebrity gossip mags then you will no doubt have heard Gwyneth Paltrow tell the story of how she once said "Hi - what a beautiful day" to a very surprised mountain biker while she was (randomly) standing outside the Post Office in Postbridge, Dartmoor a few summers ago.

Yep I was that mountain biker 😀

My mate was having a "Casual encounter" with an older woman

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Awesome thread!!

I used to date a TV reporter from Border TV - a hell of a girl 😈

She's probably only famous to a very few STW forum members though!!

Ed Nash tried to cop a feel at a party i was at once.

I think he was more disappointed than me LOL

"A bloke I used to work with claimed to have 'done the business' with Celine Dion in the crudest of ways possible "

Is that why she makes that terrible racket then?

I went to concert once with a girl and Dave Vanian (lead singer of The Damned of course) was in the queue for the phone in front of me. My life really is that lame.

johndoh - Member
I gave Roland Rat a reach around. Does that count?

Proper stiffling of a laughing fit here.

"Yeahhhhhh"

rofl

I've put my hand up quite a famous children's entertainer.

I would post a picture, but I fear that would be pandering...

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I assume the punchline is 'Sooty'?

😀

Mr Tumble goes "skiing"??? 😯

...bear with me. Hopefully this pic shows:

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My mrs (before she knew me obviously) snogged the one that isnt Noel Fielding.

My mrs (before she knew me obviously) snogged the one that isnt Noel Fielding.

That could be anyone other than Noel Fielding.

...so i'm going to go for Hitler.

Nicks trainers are the only reason I was ever bullied in school.

Yes:

(1) someone who wasn't famous then, but had a mildly famous dad, and is now famous in their own right (you've all heard of her).

(2) someone who was, and remains, mildly famous (some of you may have heard of her, most probably haven't).

(3) someone who has represented GB at sport but isn't really famous at all.

(1) someone who wasn't famous then, but had a mildly famous dad, and is now famous in their own right (you've all heard of her).

Liza Tarbuck?
Nigella Lawson?
Victoria Coren?
Zoe Ball?
Lisa Marie Presley

(1) someone who wasn't famous then, but had a mildly famous dad, and is now famous in their own right (you've all heard of her).

Liza Tarbuck?

I've kissed this guy...
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Guitarist in Bowling For Soup 🙂

Gabby Logan?

One of those guesses is correct, but I'm not saying which one.

MrsBouy looks like Uma Thurman..
Does this count?

I've kissed the horse not Princess Ann

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A bloke I used to work with claimed to have 'done the business' with Celine Dion in the crudest of ways possible

So he did to her what she did to my eardrums?

I once had some fun with lady victoria hervey 🙂

So he did to her what she did to my eardrums?

I had a cheeky fumble with Jenny Jones, a world champ snowboarder-ist...back in 1998. She was/is lovely...in my eyes anyway.

Why are people being so secretive.

Surely the point of the thread is to name the person.

I'd be keeping Celine Dion a secret to be honest!

Quality thread. A mate of mine in Manchester had an encounter with Deidre from Coronation Street. Presumably not for her drop dead good looks but for the 'kudos' of shagging someone from the telly. Apparently she was a right mucker and insisted upon it up the reverend. She since then has always been known as back door Deidre.

MrsBouy looks like Uma Thurman..
Does this count?

People mistake you for Zac Effron and your mrs looks like Uma Thurman....

you are a character in American Psycho and I claim my £5!

Kenny Senior - Member

I had a thing with a woman who appeared as a character in the Dear Deidre picture case book in the Sun.

Those birds are all off babestation. Ringing babestation doesn't count as proper sex

I Just had to google babestation, and trust me, she wouldn't make it onto that site site now unless they have a cougars section. She's 48 for christ sake. And as I'm only 47 I was clearly led astray by an okder woman.... lol

friend has 'copped off' with both Lily Allen & Abby Clancy

True

Amy Perfect at Bournemouth uni halls (MTV presenter for about two minutes) - as she rolled over and went to sleep she farted on my leg, dirty cow!

Friend of a friend went out with Patsy Kensit for a few weeks - until she found another toy boy - but long enough to get a go on her sex swing in the loft!

I shit you not! Gospel!

Did the dirty with the bird what flashed her muff at Queen and sundry at the Wimbledon men's final in 1996. We got acquainted prior to her moment of infamy, I draw the line at the gratuitous display of growler disrupting the tennis.
Continuing on the tennis theme, I went out with the daughter of ex-Wimbledon ladies champ Anne Jones. Whilst the opportunity to press my suit home with Anne herself never arose (thank god) I did once get a happy ending on her bed.
Finally, at the age of four I (apparently) used to play "I'll show you yours if you'll show me mine" (or is it the other way round?) with serial monkey botherer Charlotte Uhlenbroek. Disappointingly she's now not returning my calls.

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And here she is. The streaker, not Anne Jones.

Or Charlotte Uhlenbroek (lucky monkies)

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The female boxer who walloped Rory McGrath on feel the sportsman.

Went on a few dates with the bird who use to present Rangers TV on setanta! I think shes a tv presenter for scottish daybreak now.

I use to think she was a poor mans version of Georgie Thompson 🙂

After startng this all off I almost forgot that I went out with Justine Green for a while who reads the news on 5 Live. To my continuing shame I ended it the manly way by ceasing to call and going to sea for six months (I should add that going to sea is my job, I didn't do a full on 'Foreign Legion').

A mate of mine in Manchester had an encounter with Deidre from Coronation Street. Presumably not for her drop dead good looks but for the 'kudos' of shagging someone from the telly. Apparently she was a right mucker and insisted upon it up the reverend

Dear god, no.

Does Jimmy Savile count ?

(edit, pah, missed it first time I read the thread)

I've given a foot rub to a very lovely and famous lady cyclist before 😀

Do famous people count double when trying to reach a total of 9.3?

I once slept rough with Jenny Agutter didnt kiss her though.

A girl I used to work with went back to a hotel room with Joe Egan (Irish boxer) having met him and Mike Tyson at a dinner. Turns out Joe is really into what are best described as 'adult toys'.

I know a guy who went out with a well known (at the time) lady DHer. For a fair while from memory.

That Emma Wesson weather girl pinched my arse at an awards do, had drinks with her after. And recently I ended up in a hot tub with a tv presenter/model type after a very good wedding! No snogging tho as the wife wouldn't have been impressed!!

dooooble post

I've snogged Susanna Hoffs but no one ever believes me

Not me, but my best mate at Uni was shagging Jenni Falconer for a bit (she was pretty tidy back then). We were up one night tripping our nuts off on LSD all night, a school night. She popped by in the morning to see him. We were still up, I still vividly remember her words. "Sid, urgh, you are just so wanton". He didn't shag her again after that 😀

This thread is brilliant!. Very kenny seniorish.

'Bonnie Langford!, I nearly broke her back!'

Comedy gold.

1998-ish: got off with the Italian bird that did the "Spirito di Punto" voiceover from the ad. She was a PT waitress at the time.

2000-ish: got off with Jonathan Palmer's nanny after meeting her on the way home from clubbing.

That's about all I can claim IIRC.

My mate boffed John Cravens daughter in a tent. I was next door making slower progress with her mate. He was a perfect wing man defo taking one for the team!

I went out with Justine Green for a while who reads the news on 5 Live

I once slept rough with Jenny Agutter didnt kiss her though.

I've snogged Susanna Hoffs but no one ever believes me

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Really?

No but my last one night stand was with a girl who looked like a younger and fitter Alison Mosshart. And it was awesome 🙂

Wait.. Jamie.. you're Matthew Corbett?

Jenny Agutter is the most beautiful woman mentioned so far on this thread. Which is extremely amusing btw 🙂

I once had some fun with lady victoria hervey

"oi, pleb, stop wriggling and get on with it!"

On that note, a mate has had some "adult entertainment" with Tara Palmer-Tomkinson. He said she's quite sure about what she likes. Given he's also not always the most truthful person nor the most sober person, who knows.

Would boffing a famous economist be too highbrow?

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