[Closed] Have you ever snogged someone famous

I was watching telly one day when I blurted out "I've shagged her" the Mrs did not thinkit funny! Not saying who though, she's not famous but is on quite regularly.

Amber Herd, however she wan't phyiscally present.

I was watching telly one day when I blurted out "I've shagged her"

Ditto! In my instance, not someone famous, but she was on the news being interviewed about the publishing world.

I was copped off with what I thought was Naomi Campbell in a London club but it turned out to be a tranny; it was dark

it was dark

RACIST! AND SEXIST!

😉

The Queen Mother tried to slip her tongue in.

Not me BUT....

My best friend has snogged Molly from the Saturdays. They used to do ski racing together and he snogged her at 13 on a racing camp!

the girl from across the road was quite infamous round the estate where I grew up... does it still count ?

an old mate of ours (used to co-own wisdom skate shop in affleck's palace in manchester) shagged su pollard off hi de hi in a travelodge in leeds in the mid 90s.

totally true.

Kerry katona.

a few of my mates are in UK tv soaps/shows.

House parties used to be pretty decent

🙂

a few of my mates are in UK tv soaps/shows.

House parties used to be pretty decent

Go on...............

Su Pollard!!! lol

I went out with a girl who went out with a Proclaimer (I forget which one). Do I win a prize for lamest claim?

Oh and a mate of mine went out with Zoe Ball. She used to hang out with us when she was a chubby teenager.

Xherbivorex wins

BenHouldsworth - Member
I was copped off with what I thought was Naomi Campbell in a London club but it turned out to be a tranny; it was dark

😆

an old mate of ours (used to co-own wisdom skate shop in affleck's palace in manchester) shagged su pollard off hi de hi in a travelodge in leeds in the mid 90s.

That will take some topping.

an old mate of ours (used to co-own wisdom skate shop in affleck's palace in manchester) shagged su pollard off hi de hi in a travelodge in leeds in the mid 90s.

I didn't realise Su Pollard was that old.

she was on the news being interviewed about the publishing world

And the camerman and interviewer didn't notice? 😯 😉

My ex is in this film so kind of famous, I didn't know she rode mountainbikes until I saw this.

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Jimmy Saville. It was a long time ago ...

does the sister of the guitarist from London Beat count?

My mum went out with Floella Bemjamins brother.

I did have a fumble with an unnamed member of parliament when i was at University. Was quite shocked when i saw her on telly a few months back; time has not been kind (she'd say the same about me, i'm sure)

And i did slow dance at a party with the sister of a bloke at school, who was the one in Grange Hill whose mum was a teacher. No snogging though, teachers were present.

I used to go to college with Nigel Mansells daughter.
On a night out once my mate copped off Miss Mansell and I copped off with her housemate.

One thing led to another and, inevitably, I ended the night pi55ing in Miss Mansells bath*. . . . like you do.

*sadly thats not a euphemism.

I had a thing with a woman who appeared as a character in the Dear Deidre picture case book in the Sun.

Not really famous though.....

Sharon Davis gave me a kiss once, (won a fitness comp) I had no choice in the matter either, was not something I would want to repeat!

Peck on the cheek from Melinda Messenger, she is a very very nice person in real life.

A cuddle off Linda Lusardi in a nightclub in Brum, she was way down to earth.

A bloke I used to work with claimed to have 'done the business' with Celine Dion in the crudest of ways possible 😯

@flatfish - respect, mate, but I don't see much about tyre choice in that film 🙁

richiethesilverfish - I tried, but failed, to pull Chloe once...

At school I briefly dated Ruth from Moulettes (a "British Orchestral Progressive Folk Rock band").

I got off with Anna Adams, who did a bit of BBC3 reporting a couple of years back. we were probably 14 or 15 at the time

EDIt: at least I think I did, there were a lot of girls like her in the local private schools, and Fridays were always messy, pretty sure I did...

I had a thing with a woman who appeared as a character in the Dear Deidre picture case book in the Sun.

Those birds are all off babestation. Ringing babestation doesn't count as proper sex I'm afraid.

I was once chatted up in a fetish club by a very drunk lisa hammond- she played paddys girlfirend in max and paddy

I once drank some of Lisa l'Anson's Pepsi (unfortunately not a euphemism).

Edd - easy there. I specifically left the first name out as my wife is called Chloe. Now i'm all confused as to which one you tried to pull 🙂

Not properly famous but she is in the under 25 GB Hockey squad.. So future olympian 😉

neil the wheel - Member

The Queen Mother tried to slip her tongue in.

Being a best man is a bit like being asked to snog the Queen mother - it is a great honor, but let us be honest - nobody really want's to do it...
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Not famous, and we didn't snog, but I went to the cinema with the girl from a Morrissey video (the one about every day being a bit like Sunday). Would liked to have snogged her, but I was too young, and way off her radar..

Friend of my missus was going out with Andi Peters for a bit. She broke up with him when she woke up one night to find him trying to put his winkie woo-woo up her marmite motorway.

Allegedly. Please don't sue me.

I boned a bird in Craig Bellamy's jacuzzi... And his steam room... and in his bedroom... And on the front lawn too. Does that count?

Not me but I saw someone who is now moderately famous giving someone a blowjob in some woods by my house when we were at school. 🙂

Only if he was watching.

Computer reapeatly covered in coffee from this thread 😆

not a euphemism either

richiethesilverfish - assuming you're not married to Miss Mansell then I didn't try to pull your wife. 😉

rtsf

nor have I, but I'd probably try given the chance 'cos Chloe is a name that makes me feel a bit - y'know - bit posh but probably a bit mucky too.

Had a brief relationship with an author, a little while back. She was once inteviewed on GMTV too. Not famous as such but has written a few books and known in publishing circles.

Radio 6 music dj. She's not called Craig Charles.

Radio 6 music dj. She's not called Craig Charles.

Donn Letts?

Nope, or Giles Peterson

Not me but I saw someone who is now moderately famous giving someone a blowjob in some woods by my house when we were at school.

So the secret is out now working class hero Grumm went to a private all boys school

when I was at comp, I also lived in a house junky

An ex of mine once snogged Lemmy, could never work out if i was envious or not.

So the secret is out now working class hero Grumm went to a private all boys school

Eh? 😕

Comprehensive all the way mate *cough* though it was a former grammar school *cough*

cameron diaz smiled at my husband at La airport once, the way he goes on about it you'd think he at least got a snog, but no.

If i need to spell it out then it was just a crap joke 😳

Inference was you saw a bloke giving a bloke the BJ

friend shagged Rob Warner (it was a girl).

Yes but she is only famous if you are a perv 😕

Lex....Lauren Laverne??

if so...wow, she's nice

an old mate of ours (used to co-own wisdom skate shop in affleck's palace in manchester) shagged su pollard off hi de hi in a travelodge in leeds in the mid 90s.
"That will take some topping".

Did she actually say that?!

A mate nailed a Corr. Not the guy though.

Lex....Lauren Laverne??

if so...wow, she's nice

Nah, i bet it's Liz Kershaw 🙂

puppypower - Member

cameron diaz smiled at my husband at La airport once, the way he goes on about it you'd think he at least got a snog, but no.

I had a fling with the blonde girl from the 'Teachers' tv series, who is now married to Keith Allen! My sister dated that guy who played Superman in the TV series(the one with terri hatcher)

I gave Roland Rat a reach around. Does that count?

Fern Britton . . . . . . 😳

ah, the Corr conundrum.

You have to nominate whether you want to [i]have relations[/i] with 1, 2, 3 or 4 Corrs

Only catch is the order is drawn at random.

So if you choose one, you've got a 75% chance of landing one of the sisters, but a 25% chance of getting their brother and none of the sisters.

Choose 2, and you're 50/50 to get Jim now but you're at least guaranteed one of the sisters

Choose 3 - you might get dead lucky but it's increasingly likely Jim's riding you home tonight.

Choose 4 - it's inevitable now, but the payback......

captaincarbon wins.

and btw, it wasn't Lauren Laverne, or Liz Kershaw

Was it Cerys?

binners - Member

Was it Cerys?

Surely Mr Binners must have something more to add to this thread or does royal protocol forbid it?

Fair enough. I once happened across Stan Collymore while out dogging 😆

I once [u]happened[/u] across Stan Collymore

Very measured choice of words there, Binners.

Fair enough. I once happened across Stan Collymore while out dogging

Is 'happened across' some sort of Victorian era euphamism?

Edit - damn a second too slow.

ah, the Corr conundrum.

Surely the only sane answer is zero or four. In for a penny.

Edit - damn a second too slow.

Never happened before, has it? 😉

My mate fingered Claire Baldwin, a few years ago

is your mate Willy carson?

Pope John Paul II when he visited Ireland in the seventies. I was a pretty sexy child.

Does anyone remember "Nicks" trainers !!!! ? (you will as you would most definately would been bullied for wearing them at school). Back in the mid 90s I went out with a girl called Nicola Kendel and her Grandad was the designer and co-director for a large shoe company. When Nicola was born her Grandad established the Nicks brand around her name and in her honour.

Beat that !

My mate shagged Carol Malia from north east itv news

I had an affair with an American actress when I lived in a trendy part of London. She was working on a new period drama and I owned a bookshop - one time my flat mate (a rough looking Welshman) walked in on us, honestly, the surprised look on his face was priceless.

It had its ups and downs and worked out well in the end....