[Closed] Have we done "Sex Robots" yet?

special occasions?

Much as it is now shirley? Once every blue moon, and twice in a month of sundays.

Never mind robots - I'm a sex machine!*

(*once a month if my luck's in! 😀 )

I haven't.

That's pretty much my job title already, considering the amount I've been ****ed by my company.

I haven't.

+1

Instant appeal for the same sort of people who own a blow-up doll. Who are they anyway?!

Not yet, maybe I will get an iBot for christmas

Just remember, someone out there will have to service your sexbot.

DezB - Member

Instant appeal for the same sort of people who own a blow-up doll.

Well thing is, blow-up dolls aren't just sad, they're rubbish. If they were any good, they'd sell a lot more, which'd quickly stop them from being so sad. See: fleshlight. See also: Wish I'd gone to Anne Frank's house.

[s]Telegraph[/s]Clickbait.

Instant appeal for the same sort of people who own a blow-up doll.

[url= http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/12/20/love_robots_on_shopping_lists/ ]Nope[/url] 😀

So it's a blow-up doll for techy's??

Are those blow up dolls at inflated prices?

Sorry, someone had to.

Nope 😀

They didn't ask me. Who did they ask?

It's like sleeping with a robot already, I guess a real robot would fart less.

[i]It's like sleeping with a robot already[/i]

Married, perchance? 😆

Lots of parralels with an eBike

All those people asking if i've ridden one yet - [i]NO - how can you have an opinion then???? You'll love it when you ride one....[/i]

Same market as SexBots i suppose...:)

I thought this was another Westworld spoiler thread

"Special occasions only"? For once my Wife is ahead of the curve.

I quite like the remote and insular gratification idea.

Not everyone likes the emotional attachment.

On the plus side Jon, you'll be able to get one that looks like your aunt but avoid the stigma that goes with your Isle of Man traditions 😉

Didn't Viz predict the rise of animated sex slaves long before this piece of research.

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boltonjon - Member

All those people asking if i've ridden one yet - NO - how can you have an opinion then???? You'll love it when you ride one..

"Well maybe it's OK for everyone that's not fit enough to get a proper ride..."

[s]I'd love one tbh but they're too expensive.[/s]

I NEVER SAID THAT!

Just remember, someone out there will have to service your sexbot.

You can bet they would be taking a good look through the event logs. "1 minute... Not bad, not bad at all..."

I'd like to put in an early order for an Eccentrica Gallumbutz copy.

[i]Not everyone likes the emotional attachment[/i]

You can probably remove it and try a different attachment. A bit like a hoover.

I bought an inflatable sex doll. Damn thing kept going down on me.

Top thread, answers far too whitty for me to contribute.

Mister P

They'd have charged you more, had they known

Just remember, someone out there will have to service your sexbot.

"Yeah mate, you need a load of new parts....this bit's shagged, that bit's humped and the bit round the back is f...."

Am I the only one getting an ad on this page for a UK Lubricant Supplier?

Chelsea football shirt ad for me, maybe they have me confused with David Mellor.
Hard to believe a robot would shag him let alone a real life human being.

I have my own built in sex robot attached to my right arm.

Robots show no signs of emotion, have no feelings, can do repetitive tasks without getting tired,(all like an ex partner) can be reprogramed to do new tasks and new positions, can be recycled/sold or taken apart,can be replaced with a newer model with new features.

I can't be the only one who's noticed that new technology is guaranteed to be successful if you can either kill people with it, or **** it.

"And here it is, Sir. We call it the "robot". "
"Jolly good. I need an army of emotionless super soldiers who'll follow any order, no matter how bizarre, merciless or atrocious."
"I'm afraid we're still working on that, Sir, but in the mean time, if you just take a look under there..."
"And...I just put my penis in there?
"Yes, Sir. Right there. Or even, if you like, there."
"Ah excellent. I'll order three dozen."

Special occasions only"? For once my Wife is ahead of the curve.

Cheer up, soon be Christmas!

hebdencyclist

You missed at least one 'there', possibly a few more, depending.

hebdencyclist
You missed at least one 'there', possibly a few more, depending.

Sheltered life!

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I apologise now for any sleepless nights caused by these images

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I apologise now for any sleepless nights caused by these images

😯 😥

There is no god

BinDun?
Duracell SexBunny..
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I apologise now for any sleepless nights caused by these images

My Little Bony.

Jesus H Corbett, I wish I'd not clicked on that.......

[i]Clicky Image - Part one....[/i]

Easily emptied eh? Practical as well as attractive.

Clicky Image - Part two....

"Be the first person to like this"

Well I wouldn't want to be the second one. 😯

CFH - dare I ask how you found those pages?

By the time robots are sentient enough to make love like regular people this may not even be wierd or sad. But in the meantime the idea of going to town on some sort of creepy animatronic dummy customised to look a bit like Anna Kendrick with various embedded Real-Feel (tm) semen-receptacles that is programmed to shout "[i]Oh-yes-baby-I-can-feel-that-it-is-in fact-in-after-all-hurrah-oh-yes[/i]" is about as arousing as that crusty My Little Pony... 😕

And if you want to read some horrible, horrible thoughts on the subject, [url= http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/category/sexy-robot-ladies/ ]WeHuntedThe Mammoth[/url] has a fine collection of the world's worst people pontificating about our glorious sex-robot future...

Problem is, the type of blokes who know about building robots, wouldn't have any experience of lady parts...
They'd need to get a specialist in for the job of vagina designer.

Mr Nice, I blame @welshdalailama

A good friend of ours is a lecturer at Goldsmith's who have been doing a lot of research in this field. She's been on the telly and everything.

So long as my robot can paint skirting boards and mow the lawn, I'm happy.

Will there be an upgrade discount for newer models.

Will there be a second hand market for them

Quirrel - Member

Will there be a second hand market for them

It'd feel like cheating tbh

Will there be a second hand market for them

It's certainly an opening for a new kind of valeting business.

Will there be a second hand market for them

Well it'll save have to run a new one in won't it, nothing more irritating than having to keep it below 60 thrusts a minute.

Who would admit to having bought one that is too big and selling it after only one use. The Hunter Ltd edition