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Cos we might be...
Why? Does he want to be mayor of London as well or has he opened a chain of toilets?
Has he named one of his trucks " Theresa May" and some blond haired fop has driven it through the barrier at the end of the pier in Calais in a desperate, last ditch bid to fulfil his promise to "crash out of Europe"?
Are you an Eddie spotter?
I did, once.
He was very caring and considerate, but had slightly rough hands.
Is he related to that famous Eddie? The one with all the lorries?
On his way under? google news suggests he's ripe for a takeover with declining profits.
Dodgy accounting?
They lost their boss in August, turns out they'd been 'doing a Tesco' and over-stating profits. They suspended trading for a while.
Worst still they're 25% owned by Neil Woodford, he's like Warren Buffet, if Warren Buffet was a bit shit and British, his fund is supposedly circling the drain.
They need Andrew Tinkler back at the helm, rumour has it he’s trying a takeover bid