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Because surely these could only come from a drunken brainstorming session between STW's resident pastry based snack and comfortable shoe aficionados?
Who?
LOL! 🤣
Straight onto my list for Santa!
Sweet mother of god, those are genius horrifying amazing distinctive.
The Greggs brand clothing is bizarre. Nothing more warming than kids walking round in a t-shirt promoting a company where a major shareholder standing to gain is in prison for paedophilia.
where a major shareholder standing to gain is in prison for paedophilia.
I had no idea...
Secret Santa sorted out. Cheers.
where a major shareholder standing to gain is in prison for paedophilia
Say whaaa?
They are genius though.
sauce?
sauce?
Red, please.
Makes you think.
Imagine the crumbs going in those holes! 🤢😂
Oh yes fully rehabilitated and now fully worthy of celebration as a fine chap who I'd like to make richer.
His sentence was cut for some reason so he might now be out. Still on the register.
3 March 2017 – pretty current then
Historical sexual abuse cases generally aren't. According to the link:
indecently assaulting four boys while working as a teacher, beginning in 1963.
He's clearly not a nice man, but he's not a major shareholder
https://corporate.greggs.co.uk/investors/shareholder-information/major-shareholders
Who is this Captain Flashheart anyway 😛
Ok then, he's a minor shareholder.
Oof.
He’s heir to the company and yes a convicted paedaphile.
And people buy the company products because the like them, not because they support him.
Heh!
Yup I’m going to hell
Ok then, he’s a minor shareholder.
This is very good. Dark, but very good.
He’s heir to the company
Is he though? There's a difference between 'son of company founder' and 'heir to the company'. Greggs is a major corporate PLC, it's not a family firm of bakers (any more). There's no-one from the family on the Board for a start
https://corporate.greggs.co.uk/at-a-glance/main-board
sausage rolls, yes. But shoes? I mean, yeah I can see a balding, paunchy middle-aged man who's given up, wearing them somewhat ironically. Otherwise this must surely be one of the signs of a forthcoming apocalypse?And people buy the company products because the like them
Got to admit I'll be getting a pair if I see them when I'm in Primark tomorrow.
As far as I know, Binners and CFH have never been seen together in the same room.
Makes you think... 🤔
if they were it would be on Married at First Sight surely?
My kids got me a Greggs T-shirt from there for my birthday. Well, I say they got it, they made their mum get it for me. She didn't need much persuading as she thinks it's ****ing hilarious.
They keep asking me why I don't wear it.
If the socks weren't 100% polyester I'd be getting some for my sister, cos she'd find them hilarious too.
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sauce?Red, please.
Pervert.
Pervert.
Ahem...
Pervert.
Where exactly have you assumed I'm pouring it? And I'm the pervert?
Ahem…
They're almost there.
Brown = good.
Red = good (aside from calling it 'red sauce' which I did for comic effect but is a shibboleth for a mentalist).
No sauce = weird.
Mayo = deviant.
Salad cream = WTAF is wrong with you? You're frightening the deviants. Delete your account.
Vegan sausage rolls dipped in salad cream FTW!
Vegan sausage rolls dipped in salad cream FTW!
Hang on, this is a job for Set Theory.
Let A = "people who don't vociferously object to vegan sausage rolls"
Let B = "people who don't vociferously object to salad cream"
Hypothesis based on observed evidence to date: A ∩ B = 1
I'm a veggie and think that salad cream is the worst thing since the Tory party.