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Hard day at work?

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Nothing like a mug of coffee to keep you going at work I suppose but this a rather hard take on the idea.

Cleaner ‘poisoned colleagues’ coffee with Viagra’ while working at Dover business, jury told

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/dover/news/cleaner-poisoned-colleagues-coffee-with-viagra-jury-told-300606/


 
Posted : 25/01/2024 1:23 am
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Well, crikey!

With a face like that you'd need to spike the inmates with a little blue pill in order to 'get some'!


 
Posted : 25/01/2024 1:41 am
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Dick move.


 
Posted : 25/01/2024 1:45 am
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Unbelievable. How could you do that to such fine, upstanding colleagues.


 
Posted : 25/01/2024 2:39 am
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Unbelievable. How could you do that to such fine, upstanding colleagues.

They may have slackened off. This should serve as a heads up.


 
Posted : 25/01/2024 2:43 am
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I'm sure they will stiffen up the rules a bit after this!


 
Posted : 25/01/2024 2:53 am
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Far from your usual floppy topics 🫡


 
Posted : 25/01/2024 3:01 am
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What a throbbrr.


 
Posted : 25/01/2024 3:15 am
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whatgoesup Full Member
Unbelievable. How could you do that to such fine, upstanding colleagues.

Username checks out!


 
Posted : 25/01/2024 6:47 am
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"Viagra? Can you get it over the counter?"

"Maybe if I took 2 or 3 of them*


 
Posted : 25/01/2024 6:52 am
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Perhaps she was suffering at work and wanted others to have a hard time as well


 
Posted : 25/01/2024 6:57 am
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Mixing viagra with other medication is dodgy though. Mate of mine took it at the same time as his iron tablets and spent the whole night pointing North


 
Posted : 25/01/2024 6:59 am
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Lol @ scapegoat 😂


 
Posted : 25/01/2024 7:17 am
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Surely Nescafé is poison anyway


 
Posted : 25/01/2024 7:36 am
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I’ve often fancied a stiff drink after work, but at work seems a bit much.


 
Posted : 25/01/2024 7:52 am
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Respect to the 91 year-old managing director for being able to rise to the challenge at his age. Spiked coffee or not.


 
Posted : 25/01/2024 7:56 am
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They probably need to firm up their grievance procedures.


 
Posted : 25/01/2024 9:12 am
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A Clinical Pharmacologist writes… interesting choice of poison. Since it was most likely bought over the counter and viagra and other sildenafils are not cheap, and the number of tablets will have been low, sadly the dose would have been unnoticeable. Presumably the statins were her own, but again mixing with a jar of instant coffee would have little to no consequence.given instant coffee, I’m surprised that the scum was noticed.

There was once a serious suggestion to fortify bread with a statin (in the same was as folic acid is added). Of course fortifying with sildenafil would be more interesting. Perhaps there is a product for “coffee that keeps you up all night”, but I’m not in marketing 🤣

BTW sildenafil saves sick babies. It was approved finally last year for pulmonary arterial hypertension. It’s rebranded of course as Revatio as Viagra is a little too emotive  it’s what sildenafil was invented for. Erectile disfunction was not a recognised market and the adverse effects were only noted in the first in human trial - see the recent drama.


 
Posted : 25/01/2024 10:03 am
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It’s pretty obvious to me that sildafenil fortification should be saved for brioche.

I’d a mountain biking friend who was somewhat notorious for apocryphally slipping viagra into proffered cups of tea for his own amusement. I don’t know whether that particular facet of his notoriety was deserved or not.


 
Posted : 25/01/2024 10:16 am
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She was just trying to make a point.


 
Posted : 25/01/2024 10:24 am
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Lollage:  just needs a hint of white paint


 
Posted : 25/01/2024 10:26 am
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