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well strangly my profile states i enjoy wrestling bears ;-0

Bored Al?

Stirling Moss. He's hard as nails.

Yes Mike. I feel like throttling a Meerkat, if I'm honest.

Pigs. Strong, fast and can make a mess when they bite you. I fought with one and won. Have the scars to prove it too.
How many points? 😆

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Stirling Moss. He's hard as nails.

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Not as hard as the bottom of his lift shaft 😉

There's only one way to find out..........

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Sheep wresting is fun - so warm and cuddly....

Stirling Moss - definitely. A baboon couldn't do the voiceover for Roary the Racing Car neither.

Bike time.

A baboon stole my breakfast once. Checky ****er it was.

For hardest animal I vote Hippo. cuddly looking vegetarian that kills loads of people every year and is bullet proof.

I am permanently scarred from a spider tho - I didn't even see it it but It made me ill for weeks and left a permanent scar

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****in hate Llamas, evil animals.

OK, I conceed. Weasels win hands down.

Weasels are dead hard for their size - pound for pound the hardest for sure.

Honey badgers well ard b'stards.

Although, I did discover the biggest spider I have ever seen behind my workbench at the weekend. I am still recovering.

I am not ashamed to say I had to squash him. It was him or me I tell yer! Rehoming him was simply not an option. Firstly I didn't have a box big enough, and secondly he didn't look keen on the idea.

As a complete aside, how old does your average UK spider live for to get that size (about the same circumference as a tennis ball and bulky with it)?

Swans as the hardest bird surely? I only ever antagonised one once....

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Mind you, even Aliens wouldn't last 10 mins in the Aussie outback..

Swans as the hardest bird surely?

They can break your arm!

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Has anyone ever met anyone who's had their arm broken by a swan?

Has anyone ever met anyone who's had their arm broken by a swan?

Of course they haven't, but everyone knows it's a true fact.

LOL 🙂

My 4 ferrets are pretty damned hard. They'll take on a dog 10x their size without hesitation!

Has anyone ever met anyone who's had their arm broken by a swan?

No, but I know someone who was bitten (pecked!?) by a swan, knocked him to the floor and left half his thigh black and blue!

Lions are pretty tough

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Honey badgers...rip you nuts off, it would....

Honey badgers are natures double hard, skinhead mentalists:

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Honey Badgers, they get stuff all over while stealing honey.Then go back,not for more honey,just to piss off the bees a bit more.

Wolverine's are just big badgers, they even scare the sh** out of wolves.

Has anyone ever met anyone who's had their arm broken by a swan?

I was once bitten by a duck - as big as me it was.

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My old border collie got headbutted by a goose. Got her right between the eyes. Never heard a dog yelp like that before.

Marmots. Vicious monsters.

Tasmanian Devil.

Quite simply, as hard as it gets.

The 'Roy Shaw' of the animal world.

the honey monster would kick three strips out of a mere honey badger

What about the Drop Bear? Nasty little blighters!

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What about the Drop Bear? Nasty little blighters!

I was once attacked by a drop bear, was walking through the bush minding me own business, when wham, I was knocked to the ground by something falling from above... I always thought drop bears were mythical bullshit animals to scare kids and pommy tourist with, but **** me if it wasn't one trying to gnaw down on me neck! Strewth mate, I was in trouble! Luckily I had me knife on me, not a pissy one like that tosser 'Crocodile Dundee' shows in his movie (don't get me started on him!) a real knife, you might call it a machete? Anyhoo, I whipped it out from me dacks and lopped the buggers head off... could've been real bad, but in the end I got the better of that prick and skinned him to make some Ugg boots out of for me sheila... that scored me a root too, so all in not a bad fuggin day really 8)

True story cobber...

Ah **** it, Crocodile fuggin Dundee... he ain't hard, he's a pansy.. those Yanks came over to my home town out in the boondocks looking for a hard bas'tid to work with them in some documentary they were looking to make, they came to our town cause they heard the hardest Aussies of all lived the, but we was all out chasing pigs and roos, that prick Paul Hogan (what a ****in pretty boy he is, never chased a thing in his life, apart from another man perhaps...) anyhoo, he was the only one in the pub when those Yanks arrived and he managed to pass himself off as a tough guy and some sort of genuine Aussie hard nut... unbe-feggin-leviable that they bought it, I mean look at his knife, it's tiny! he was drinking a rum and coke on the night as well... coke for ****s sake! real men just swig from the bottle yeah? 🙄

on a serious note... I'd nominate the 'Box Jelly Fish' (Chironex Fleckiri): an amorphous blob of jelly that drifts around ensnaring fish and prawns, but if you get stung by it, you are well and truly ****ed my friend (unless you have vinegar handy, or a friend who can piss on you...)

a swan will break your arm if it's driving a transit van.

but a honey badger can swallow chewing gum and live

hmmm...i'm still alive 😕

Hyena, bone crushing nutter.

Preying Mantis- no contest, the little green bastards seem to think they are 6 foot tall or something try approaching one and delight as it sets about trying to kill you with its weird back to front elbowed serrated arms.
Nutters.

my vote goes to the polar bear. always wanted one as a pet when i was younger. only problem is the house isnt quite big enough. maybe when i move.

There's something to be said for the Komodo dragon. Pretty tough to start with, runs fast as hell, bites you then follows you around until you die from the infected bite. Oh and [url= http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/story/billy-bob.s-dragon-phobia ]Billy Bob Thornton thinks they're evil[/url] (but he also has a phobia of antique furniture)

Chimpansys r wikid smart so they can use wepons chimp with nukeldusters and baseball bat can beet orangatang or babbun

Can you try that again in English?

Elephants are pretty hard too. Except they dont go around broadcasting it. Every animal just knows you dont mess with an elephant. (A fully grown one anyway)

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kills millions every year

+1 for that Honey Badger, just watched that you tube clip, proper beast ! wait till all the chavvies see that, theyll be ditching their staffies and start walking (or be dragged around by one of them) in their tracksuits. (the chav in the tracksuit not the honey badger) mind you the chavvies round are way are that thick no doubt the odd one will be seen trying to walk a box jellyfish on a lead

Mate used to hunt boar in Oz with a large knife and 2 dogs. Could be hairy at times. Dogs wore armour. I'd run along as a beater carrying a stout pole for fending off the boar.

Personally I preferred a cut down Rossi with Brenneke slugs for the job, but you had to get real close to use it because it wasn't very accurate.

Quite often the boar hunted us. Could get a bit exciting. Recommended as interval training.

2nd Mantids.
I have seen one stood by the side of a busy road trying to take on all the cars as they sped by. I tried moving it safely away and it went psycho on my ass.

This is a horned baboon tarantula asking for a kiss kiss. She can be a bit uppity.
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Personally though, the hardest or scariest are parasites which take over their hosts functions and mind. Eat and control from the inside, the host knows but can't stop it.