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Posted : 02/12/2014 1:49 pm
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Is he doing his Hannibal Lecter party piece?


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 1:53 pm
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where has cherie got her hand to make him grimace like that?


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 1:54 pm
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Why isn't he dead?


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 1:55 pm
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Just out of shot, he's throttling a small child


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 1:56 pm
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Looks like just out of shot, he's playing pocket billiards!


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 1:57 pm
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What a delightful couple
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Posted : 02/12/2014 1:59 pm
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The new Face of Matalan.


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:00 pm
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The new Face of Satan

FTFY...


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:00 pm
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Leave him Tony, he's not worth it!


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:01 pm
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I think she has hold of the cord that you pull to make him come out with a speech, thankfully the cow hasn't pulled it.


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:01 pm
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is it possible to get hold of this card?


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:02 pm
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OI MIDDLE EAST! WHO YOU LOOKING AT?! YOU WANT SOME (MORE)?


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:03 pm
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Wow that is a bad picture of him

He is a **** and so say all of us and so say all of us.


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:03 pm
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UKIP's

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Stolen from the Telegraph cartoonist.

[url= http://www.theguardian.com/media/mediamonkeyblog/2014/dec/02/ukips-christmas-card-cartoon-telegraph ]http://www.theguardian.com/media/mediamonkeyblog/2014/dec/02/ukips-christmas-card-cartoon-telegraph[/url]


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:05 pm
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Is that real ? How bad must the other pics have been for that one to have been chosen.

Unless it's a warning.


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:06 pm
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Does this mean he's going to be making a comeback??

Dear god, no!! 🙄

Is she cupping his breast?


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:09 pm
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Given the massive amount of money he makes these days, surely there was at least one member of staff in his employ who might have said, "Erm, boss, about the photo...."

It's so awful, I can only assume Chris Morris is behind it.


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:10 pm
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Now I know who taught Gordon Brown how to smile 😀


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:10 pm
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Leave him Tony, he's not worth it!

this


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:11 pm
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Posted : 02/12/2014 2:12 pm
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Given the massive amount of money he makes these days, surely there was at least one member of staff in his employ who might have said, "Erm, boss, about the photo...."

I don't believe his staff are allowed to directly address him and have to avert their gaze when in his presence. He's referred to as 'The Dark Lord' in the office and anyone who speaks without first being spoken to is ritually slaughtered. Or at least that's how I imagine he runs things...


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:13 pm
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Given the massive amount of money he makes these days, surely there was at least one member of staff in his employ who might have said, "Erm, boss, about the photo...."

Mmm, a bit like one of Hitler's lackie's saying "Herr Fuerherr, I think you're a bit over ambitious with your plans for world domination."


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:14 pm
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OI!! Stop pointing that *ing camera at me!!! And get down off that *ing wardrobe!!! SECURITY!!!


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:15 pm
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and the award for world's most awkward smile goes to...........


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:17 pm
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They've changed...

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Posted : 02/12/2014 2:19 pm
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They certainly have

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Posted : 02/12/2014 2:21 pm
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He looks fuddled by enormous arrogance and self-belief. Much like many politicians who have over-belief.

I wonder if he ever thinks about all those that died.


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:22 pm
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Posted : 02/12/2014 2:23 pm
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<speechless>

Where did it all go wrong? 🙂


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:23 pm
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The original card captures, for all time, the moment when Tony realises that he is not getting a consultancy fee for appearing.


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:23 pm
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She looks like she's about to start chanting 'Kali-ma, KALI-MA!'

EDIT: Indiana Jones Pic Posting Fail...


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:32 pm
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Wwaswas, why did he have a picture taken with Pete Doherty? Was that part of the "cool" phase?


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:39 pm
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That's odd - I just put in my usual after-lunch google search "pictures of ****s" and this thread popped up 😯


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:41 pm
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[i]Wwaswas, why did he have a picture taken with Pete Doherty? Was that part of the "cool" phase? [/i]

I thought she still looks like the kidnapee at that point, thinking 'if I smile maybe he'll let me go'.

The Stockholm syndrome didn't kick in until later.


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:43 pm
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About 4 or 5 years ago I went to a book tour talk by Lord David Owen when he was pushing "The Hubris Syndrome: Bush, Blair & the Intoxication of Power". Im not sure I ended up buying a copy as the talk was pretty straight forward and covered pretty much what you'd expect it to. He has recently published an updated edition http://www.methuen.co.uk/the-hubris-syndrome/b/118 which may have some more depth in it.

For some politicians and business leaders, power can become an intoxicating drug and can affect their actions and decision making in a most serious way. The ancient Greeks called it hubris and identified arrogance and contempt for others’ opinions as classic traits. They also took comfort in the knowledge that the Gods would punish the guilty ones – nemesis....

...Their messianic manner, excessive confidence and belief that they would be vindicated by a ‘higher court’, brought chaos to Iraq and resulted in hundreds of thousands of civilian casualties.

TBH it's probably like shooting fish in a barrel rather than anything really insightful...


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:43 pm
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the Gods would punish the guilty ones – nemesis....

It wasn't me what done it! 😯


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:46 pm
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[i]It wasn't me what done it![/i]

Shame.

I expect you'd never pay for a drink again in your life.


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:47 pm
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Wwaswas, why did he have a picture taken with Pete Doherty?

She does look an awful lot like a young boy in that picture. 😯


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:48 pm
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P.do control structures!!!! jivebunny was right! 😆


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:50 pm
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She does look an awful lot like a young boy in that picture

I was about to type that and it was my first thought. It made me think of the Crankies tbh ...a swingers party no one wants to be invited to eh the Blairs and the Crankies .....wants mind bleach ....must not type outloud


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:53 pm
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Nude Labour Party?


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 2:59 pm
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IS Cherie thowing her voice saying "gottle og gear, gottle og gear"?


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 3:37 pm
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He looks like fred west in that old pic, and Cherie has always been a disgustingly ugly pig.
I despise the pair of them. ****S.


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 4:03 pm
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[i]Cherie has always been a disgustingly ugly pig.[/i]

and a pretty good lawyer who's done some decent work.

Still let's focus on her looks - that's what really matters...


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 4:08 pm
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and a pretty good lawyer who's done some decent work.

I do not agree. She's a loudmouth who has used the fame of her husband to get ahead. I despise the woman entirely, inside and out.


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 5:06 pm
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Give the guy a break, it's not like he can practice his looks in the mirror when he has no reflection


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 5:21 pm
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She's a loudmouth who has used the fame of her husband to get ahead

You do know she finished top in the bar exams for her year dont you?
She has used her impressive brain and talent to get where she is and what syou say is at odds with the facts..MASSIVELY

He is still a **** and I dont like her very much but that personal attack and sexist belittling is just factually wrong as well ad being distasteful.


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 5:28 pm
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Sorry junky, I don't care where she came in her class. If she wasn't Tonys wife, we'd never have seen her on the telly, or use her platform to further her own aims. Horrible woman.
I don't see what is sexist about calling her an ugly pig, the insult suits either sex. I read worse about thatcher on here.

I'm prepared to admit that it may be an irrational dislike, the sight of the woman boils my piss.


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 6:58 pm
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If she wasn't Tonys wife, we'd never have seen her on the telly, or use her platform

Not true at all, as a QC she was involved in many very high profile cases and would have been in the media regardless. e.g. http://curia.europa.eu/juris/document/document.jsf?docid=43629&doclang=en


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 7:49 pm
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Junkyard both arent left or even vaguely left. They pick causes to make money/enrich themselves.


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 8:04 pm
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[quote=thestabiliser ]Why isn't he dead?

Have you looked at the picture in the OP? Why is Cherie holding onto him so tightly?


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 8:16 pm
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Have you looked at the picture in the OP? Why is Cherie holding onto him so tightly?

Weekend at Tony's?


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 8:19 pm
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Wwaswas, why did he have a picture taken with Pete Doherty? Was that part of the "cool" phase?

That is bloody uproarious. Well done sir.


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 8:20 pm
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Posted : 02/12/2014 8:25 pm
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Looks like Tony is about to square off with the Wealdstone Raider...


 
Posted : 02/12/2014 8:29 pm
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Sorry junky, I don't care where she came in her class. If she wasn't Tonys wife, we'd never have seen her on the telly, or use her platform to further her own aims

I cannot help you then as facts dont matter and I am sure you spend much of your day calling men ugly pigs you big ball of metrosexuality you.
You almost never ever see her on tv - she is Hardly Hilary Clinton in her approach
it may be an irrational dislike

Ah ok we are all allowed one or two of those... i retract 😉

Fair enough we all hate certain people.

Junkyard both arent left or even vaguely left.

A deep analysis from you there Hora , well done


 
Posted : 03/12/2014 10:52 am
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Mmm there is something richtus about him there. I live in hope (not the one in derbyshire).


 
Posted : 03/12/2014 11:06 am
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I cannot help you then as facts dont matter and I am sure you spend much of your day calling men ugly pigs you big ball of metrosexuality you.

😀
The bloke who sits opposite me gets called far worse on an hourly basis. He deserves every bit of it though.


 
Posted : 03/12/2014 11:08 am
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If she wasn't Tonys wife, we'd never have seen her on the telly, or use her platform to further her own aims. Horrible woman.

If she weren't Tony's wife, we'd never have seen him on the telly.

You do come across as particularly misogynistic.


 
Posted : 03/12/2014 11:22 am
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You sure its not a mirror 😛


 
Posted : 03/12/2014 11:23 am
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You do come across as particularly misogynistic.

Hey I'm equal opportunities, I dislike loads of men just as much but spin it how you like. I don't care.

You sure its not a mirror

He's real, I promise! A privately educated rower (referred to as a stroker) no less!


 
Posted : 03/12/2014 11:41 am

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