[Closed] Happy Birthday to...

*reports thread*

the forum rules clearly state you're not allowed 'paging' threads

how ******* dare you.

(happy burfday emsz, i'm sorry about yeti)

*is sorry about yeti*

😳

I'll practice the birthday dance for later.

Just in case there is any doubt that stickman is wearing his birthday suit!

What you got planned?

Booked a little Italian, going with gf mum dad and brov. Got breakfast in bed this morning (pain au Choc and red bulls) and lovely pressies!

"red bulls"? The gopping drink? Must have been a heavy night.

Happy Birthday Emsz! 🙂

I'm giving away free Tube Stations today, so you can have Southgate. It's probbly one of the nicest I reckon.

I woon't give it to just anyone. X

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Oooh, see Elfin you can be nice.

Which Italian emsz... I want to be at the next table 🙂

Stay off the ciggies though.

Ugh.. that's disgusting. Who on earth would buy a carpet like that?

Have a good 'un.
Besos.

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Thanks guys.thanks Elfin for the...er...tubestation 😯

Love the kitty ianmunro, that's my GF in the morning with tea..LOL!!

right, have a lovely weekend, I'm off to get myself presentable (It'll take a while)

Happy birthday!! 🙂

well done on being older emsz. result!

HAppy birthday Emsz. I'll raise Elfins tubestation with a Birthday Russian cargo plane

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Its an Anatov 225. A fine example of the species. Enjoy 🙂

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Bet £5 that Elfin & binners are the two most boring dates you could ever have on a birthday.

That means you'll have to go on dates with them to find out, no?

I'm hazarding a guess from a distance, based on the above pictures that it's a dead cert that I'm right therefore preventing the need to actually date them.

ahhh, fair do's. I was going to try and land myself a date as a form of control for your experiment 😀 ... looking like I'll be passing yours on Sunday evening?

To be fair, its difficult to find fault with your logic there emma

the scary behavioural psychology powers of emma82, flee before she determines the truth about everyone from deciphering their posts and piccies 😯

You are the most interesting person on here yeti - no need to prove that by having a date
8)
Passing mine on Sunday you say? Could you please be quieter when climbing in the bins this time, the neighbours complained about the noise last time. Just can't get the stalkers these days. 😯

😆

*has just realised it means I'll be passing emsz too*

Yeti that is freaky. What route are you actually taking to be passing both then?

A40 🙂

I need to check the weather though. Stalking is naff all fun in the rain.

Believe it or not that's a Disney advert 😯

*makes mental note to run over any really hairy roadies on Sunday*

LOL I'll be driving back from Nant Yr Arian.

*has just realised you mean interesting in the same way my psychotherapist does*

Aww, your special too 🙂

Never been to nant yr Arian, wazzit like?

Happy birthday emsz 🙂

Hope you are having a lovely day.

I seem to recall TSY yearning for this day for a long time, but I can't remember why as my head is full of San Miguel :hic:!

Bet £5 that Elfin & binners are the two most boring dates you could ever have on a birthday.

Do what love? 😯

And how, exactly, have you deduced that, you dizzy mare?

Everyone else posts predictable twee boring crap, although I do like Flashy's hippo I have to say, yet Binners and I post up outstanding examples of transportation architecture and cargo planes, and you reckon we're [i]boring[/i]?

You have absolutely no idea. None whatsoever.

I'd date you elf, If I was gay. But I wouldnt let you do owt sexy till the second or third date. Just so you know, ok.

that's not a tube station, it's a heavily disguised flying saucer. see, it's even got a fancy ray gun on the top
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What d'you take me for, Barnsley? Some sort of slut? 😯

Actually....

You love it... 😀

Do what love?

Right... look... I'm about to get my way with a lesbian here... do you really need to use such misogynistic language?

Jeez 🙄

Oh, and happy birthday emsz!

Hey up yeti - I went for the croix de fer in the end, so its knitted shorts all round then!

Are you saying you wouldn't date me then? So tube stations are ok, but Russian cargo planes are just, like, SOOOOOOOOOO passe?

Pah!

Awesome mitch! I was going to ask. Have you got it already?
I'm sensing a Genesis themed curry outing? Elfin can just wear something pretty if he hasn't got the right bike 🙂

The Southern Yeti - Member
Do what love?
Right... look... I'm about to get my way with a lesbian here... do you really need to use such misogynistic language?

Jeez

Oh!

I remember now 😉

OK then binners, but you'll have to keep it from elfin, he's quite the jealous type by all accounts...
The genesis will take about four to six weeks yeti - need to buy clippy shoes and stuff - woohoo!

he's quite the jealous type by all accounts...

Misogynistic as well apparently.

Shocking.

I've long held him as a bastion of moral sensibility.

*is let down*

I feel let down 🙁

and racist. Don't forget racist. See. I'm a bit of catch in comparison 😀

Okay Binners... my plans are all up in the air at the moment... ASL?

I feel let down

Well, to completely piss on your chips. I just found this out 🙁

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Ooh it's like sophies choice binners 😛

I've been suffering with the most [i]terrible[/i] wind last two days, was keeping me up at night. But I've just had some Cardamom seeds, and within just a few minutes, things have eased considerably. 😀

NOooooOOOO Jamie NOOOOOOOOOO!

Please say it aint so!!!!!??!!!

RIP

I'll be wearing black on the trails this weekend 🙁

Please say it aint so!!!!!??!!!

Unfortunately it's so......

I'll be wearing black on the trails this weekend

Tomorrow, i'm going be lifting in the gym dressed like him in tribute.

I've been suffering with the most terrible wind last two days

I've never found you sooooo attractive. 😯

Yeti - I think Sammy Lou will have more luck....

I think you may have transferred your wind by osmosis Fred. You've done that on purpose, haven't you? You swine!!!

*PARP*

@Jamie - Genuine laugh out loud. Chapeau.

Although I am drinking 8% cider so it might not be so funny tomorrow.

I've never found you sooooo attractive

That's what I love about the internet. All 'interests' are catered for.

Personally, I blame Jamie

I tell you Binners, it's bin bloody uncomfortable and no mistake. Shooduv had the Cardamom earlier.

Ear, Emma; birds get wind and that too you know don't try to pretend you don't.

One lass, I used to get her to massage me belly if I was a bit backed up. Used to get things moving in no time. 😀

What? It's romantic...

Fex sake, show some respect!

Let's just have a moment to reflect.

I'm too emotional right now...going to have to sit in the garden and reflect......

p.s personally, I blame binners.

Omg elfin we are made for eachother. I fart all the time and I love belly rubs. I'm also a giver 😀

And how, exactly, have you deduced that, you dizzy mare?

Awww I just realised how much I hurt your feelings. I'm sorry. Belly rub do ya!? 8)

[Lies down. Pulls top up. Exposes belly]

*swoons*

Off to bed. Bye 😀

See? Even the [i]thought[/i] of my belly is guaranteed to get women into bed... 🙂

Where is Emsz today then? Heavy night?

Poor little thing. 🙁

Nah, I'm in, wasn't a heavy night, was lovely dinner. (carbonara, that I couldn't finish.)

Went shopping today, lolled around since then. DVD in a bit (Max and Mary, seen it before but luv it) and bottle of wine. Am old now, no more fun 😆

no more fun

Never say never...

Everyone else posts predictable twee boring crap

I'm hurt Elfin, I was so proud that I found satan singing happy birthday

*runs off and sobs uncontrollably*

never gonna happen, Yeti. 😆

luved all my birthday vids Tazzy, Satan was funny.

I'm sorry, Tazzy. I missed the satan thingy. 🙁

Am old now, no more fun

Don't be so silly. Now, you can concentrate on growing old discracefully.... 😉

*sniffs up a snot bubble, wipes eyes and feels better*

S'funny, really does make a difference, feels weird some-how, it's just a number, I know, but not being a teenager is different.

Wait until you realise you're closer to 40 than 20!

closer to 60 than 20 aint great either 😯

*feels better after Junky's unpleasent jibe on another thread*

WTF! Assassins Creed is well weird!!

press A to make the babys leg move LOL!!