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Will you have a look at this absolute ****ing unit...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-60486984

Hopefully the chonker can be moved to a safe location, but I wouldn't fancy wandering downstairs to find him rummaging through my fridge.


 
Posted : 23/02/2022 10:51 am
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I'd find that un-bear-able


 
Posted : 23/02/2022 10:53 am
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He’s had a lot of pic-er-nics!

Clearly smarter than average.


 
Posted : 23/02/2022 12:42 pm
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I wonder what bear burger tastes like? You'd get a lifetimes supply from a 220kg bear!


 
Posted : 23/02/2022 12:45 pm
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I wonder what bear burger tastes like?

Might be a bit grizzly.

(Like gristly, geddit?)


 
Posted : 23/02/2022 12:59 pm
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Skipping hibernation is a worry. I wonder if he’d be extra grumpy because he’s not slept or less grumpy because he’s not hungry?

He’s had a lot of pic-er-nics!

Clearly smarter than average.

very good


 
Posted : 23/02/2022 2:14 pm
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Daaaayam boy, he thiccc...


 
Posted : 23/02/2022 6:12 pm
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I wouldn’t fancy wandering downstairs to find him rummaging through my fridge.

It looks like he's saved time and swallowed the whole thing.


 
Posted : 23/02/2022 6:31 pm
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Is this about Ukraine again?


 
Posted : 23/02/2022 7:10 pm
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The bear burglar weighs 500lbs (227kg), ;much more than the average bear

The article got there first 😉


 
Posted : 23/02/2022 7:12 pm
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If the police do catch him, do they have cuffs in his size?


 
Posted : 23/02/2022 7:13 pm
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I bet the rabbits stay well clear.


 
Posted : 23/02/2022 7:41 pm
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They need one of these;


 
Posted : 23/02/2022 11:24 pm
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Crikey Hank the Tank is a big boi.


 
Posted : 23/02/2022 11:31 pm
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They need one of these;

Worth a try, but they might need a few.


 
Posted : 24/02/2022 8:31 am
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It looks like he’s saved time and swallowed the whole thing.

👏🏻🎩

If he gets much bigger, he’s going to get into the habit of waiting for grocery delivery trucks to arrive, knocking them over and ransacking them!


 
Posted : 24/02/2022 9:13 pm
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https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/feb/25/very-hungry-bear-hank-the-tank-is-in-fact-three-bears-dna-shows

I only read the headline but apparently it's not one massive bear, it's 3 bears in a trenchcoat.


 
Posted : 25/02/2022 12:53 pm
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Bears are ace and bear related stories. My favourite two are one where a bear fell through a roof and landed on a trestle table full of kids party food. Num, num. Closely followed by the one where cops (or sheriff) were chasing some criminals in a car. Bear falls/rolls down a banking and lands on the cop car totally wrecking it and then just shuffles off.


 
Posted : 25/02/2022 1:05 pm
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Posted : 25/02/2022 1:12 pm
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It’s now my favourite genre of photograph too!


 
Posted : 25/02/2022 3:25 pm
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My favourite bear photo ..

"BBC NEWS | World | Europe | Berlin bear's break-out bid fails" http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3612706.stm


 
Posted : 25/02/2022 6:58 pm
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Presumably one of those "goldi(rated)locks"?


 
Posted : 25/02/2022 8:01 pm

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