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Never mind fancy hairstyles Tj, you ought to be having solar panels fixed to your head. Be the change you want to see...
You nail it with the LLB look tj. Flaunt your mane and ignore the unkind male hair-envy on here.
Eh hem. No envy from me. Somewhat off TJ's age but I can hear my hair growing at night.
A new hairstyle lasts a week.
Im on the left not the slaphead
You're very well connected; is that not Angry Anderson from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome?
I am disappointed. Been waiting all afternoon for the reveal and am nearly giving up hope of seeing the results of Scotland's best hairdressers.
This thread is useless without update pictures!
If TJ doesn't reappear looking like this I'll be most upset
Ok. A 4 month on update. I appear to have a shrubbery on my head
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Edit: In the end I only got the back cut so I didn't end up with a mullet. Its longer than it looks. Its almost there for a man bun 🙂
Have to do something with it. Most of it is still a grown out buzz cut so all the same length and its about 7" long now
I have just wet it and slapped some "product" on to tame it. I'll post another pic once its dried.
That’s more hair than I’ve ever had! Keep growing it.
Hmm wax added to control it. Its not really helping.
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Well at least it's made you happy.
Well at least it’s made you happy.
Lol
Now I know you like putoline but this may be going a bit far...
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Teej, i have the silver/grey version. wanna swap ??
Well you guys have given me a good giggle - thanks
Ton I'm actually a lot greyer than it looks in those pics
Well you guys have given me a good giggle
Pics or it didn't happen.
Hello! I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as The Boatjacking of Supership 79 and Hydro: the Man With the Hydraulic Arms.
just keep those photos in mind when TJ is next handing out fashion tips.
did you not know inside out fleeces are all the rage?
( I just noticed it)
Hmm wax added to control it. Its not really helping.
Sean Bean's let himself go a bit, hasn't he.
You're a handsome man with piercing eyes. I certainly see the Johnny Cash comparison.
NO MULLETTS
A mullet, yesterday. A grey mullet, actually.
A fine specimen but to small for eating.
In both unwaxed and waxed versions you look like Sandi Toksvig.
Ibo's Styled Barbers on Dundee St see me right. 2 back and sides, trim on top, they trim your eyebrows, wax your nose and set your ears on fire for no extra cost.
Sean Bean’s let himself go a bit, hasn’t he.
Sean Hasbean.
I certainly see the Johnny Cash comparison.
Those photos made me Hurt 😉
LOLz
TBH reminded me of 70’s dr who but not as white
I’m currently in the phase of having a skin fade with it messy on top.(ie short on top but you can gel it into so you don’t have to have have that no-hair look.
Works well the helmet in the hotter climes.
I’m guessing Dusty Bin was somewhere just out of shot in the second pic?
Best to get a few estimates before going ahead and if like me who has to constantly put specs on head to read don't get any product on
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Just putting this here.
No baldness
have it styled to look like an ill-fitting wig to trick people into thinking you are bald.
I’d like to recommend a Robert Smith:
Because I’m like that (not the hairstyle)
Robert is 63…
Go for the full Wolverine look. Massive unkept mane and HUGE sideburns.
That used to be my go to. Let it grow uncontrolled for 3 months, then a 5mm buzz cut.
Rinse and repeat...
Only stopped when the kids were little, because they thought it was hilarious to grab daddies sideburns and pull.
Just cover it with a beret?
I thought i would give an update. I still havent had a haircut. 18 months or more now. A couple of pics for your entertainment
Using reading glasses to keep it under control
The full mop
Have fun chaps. Its almost there for a pony tail or manbun
I'd look like Dougal (Magic Roundabout) if I didn't cut mine (nearly 54)
How about the man bun?
🙂
Ill take that as a compliment
You owe me a keyboard!!
🤣
That second pic has a look of a poor man’s mick jagger!
Definitely a perm - and change of colour.
I’d like to recommend a Robert Smith
Ken Dodd tribute haircut!
Going by the 1st pic, looks like makings of a mullet.
Smooth it down with Putoline, ‘cos you’re worth it?
Just release your inner rastafarian.
for the love of all that is holy,
But being only 58 is alright though, right?
Asking for a friend…
In my, sorry, my friends, defence its to keep hair out the piercings (so that they heal properly… honest!).
Pam St Clement has lost weight.....
Well jel, just shaved mine all off.
They say no man is an island.
They've obviously not seen the top of my head.....
What a disgrace,a proper Samurai would have those brows tidied up🤣😉
That second pic has a look of a poor man’s mick jagger!
Nigel Heseltine was my first thought...
*s****s*
So, is it 62 now? You’re amongst friends…
Yup - 62 1/2
Anything but a man bun! 🤦♂️
Another 'The Cure'-inspired suggestion for you...
There is only one true haircut (which I believe round here is colloquially known as a binners!)
All other things aside TJ, all of these clever bastards throwing peanuts probably lost half of theirs a decade or two ago.
If there's one thing I'm good at it's growing hair. I'm somewhere between James Hetfield and Barry Gibb right now, but you're winning a War On Grey that I'm rapidly losing.
Aye - the main reason I have grown it is to piss off the slapheads. vain? Moi?
Also its my midlife crisis. I worked for it and deserve it. Red sports car next. Well Hellooooo young lady Want to come for a ride in my Jaaaaaaaag?
the main reason I have grown it is to piss off the slapheads. vain? Moi?
Not only have you got all that hair you don't even have the decency to have a good spread of grey tucked in it. While my mid 40s head is more grey than 50 shades.
Its my revenge 'cos you slapheads stole my testosterone. I also cannot grow a proper beard
Its actually much more grey than it looks in those pics and a lot thinner than it used to be. Back in the 70s I had a full Crystal Tipps hairdo
Get yourself a proper perm. Full on Kevin Keegan 70s special
Lockdown meant my hair didn’t get cut, which meant that a day outdoors wearing a hat to avoid 3rd degree burns meant my hair just got long and lank and sweaty.
Five minutes with my beard trimmer and the #1 comb and I was nice and comfortable. <br />All my friends said I should have given in to the inevitable and done it years before. It works, people who don’t know me assume I’m in my early fifties.
Seventy next year. 😎
Time for an update? Seeing as you lot wete useless with your advice i still have not had a haircut
Man bun
Ponytail
Full Dougal
Full Dougal is the winner there.
The jury's out, but Man Bun is definitely the loser.
Full Dougal isn't wildly dissimilar to my own, though it's a little shorter currently because I'm halfway between annual haircuts.
You look like a Pound Shop Denethor.
Is that what you're going for?