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[Closed] hair colouring adverts get on my moobs more than any other

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since when did hair dye turn you into a fantastically slim, attractive model or famous actress. The girls at work don't look like hot advert babes 🙁 I'm calling trading standards in the morning.

of course, I expect a shitload of pictures of hot babes with dyed hair, to prove me wrong.


 
Posted : 08/07/2010 10:39 pm
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Can a girl not dream?


 
Posted : 08/07/2010 10:42 pm
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of course. I guess your dreams are crap?


 
Posted : 08/07/2010 10:45 pm
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No. Are yours?

Nowt wrong with dying hair. 😉


 
Posted : 08/07/2010 10:55 pm
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if you're not a bloke 😉

or if you're a goth and it's 1989... ah them were t'days


 
Posted : 08/07/2010 10:57 pm
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Nothing wrong with a bloke dying his. Seem to remember a thread about this a while back. 😀

Controversial. 🙄

Some right dullards too. 🙄


 
Posted : 08/07/2010 10:59 pm
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no, blokes have to buy 5 bladed whatsits to have a sixpack and a chiseled facial exterior. or is it 6.

what pu22les me is, so many fall for it.


 
Posted : 08/07/2010 11:00 pm
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I'm not saying there's anything wrong with dying yer hair, where did I say that?


 
Posted : 08/07/2010 11:03 pm
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Some folk are insecure. Correction: many folk are insecure.


 
Posted : 08/07/2010 11:04 pm
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can someone tell me how to embed a Flickr image into STW?

it used to be so easy - (img) http://www.flickr.com/yadayadayada(/img) but now the b*stards have changed it.

Gimme back my URL ya ****ers


 
Posted : 08/07/2010 11:08 pm
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I can't even remember what the advert was now. apart from the fact it annoyed the hell out of me. therefore had to post, as that is what people do now.

I'd be great in a debate with sfb.

Carry on...


 
Posted : 08/07/2010 11:09 pm
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johndrummer - was it this one ? mmmm, pink cake
[img] [/img]
(you go to flickr, go to "all sizes" of your selected pic & then copy & paste the image address of the one you want)


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 8:20 am
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That's what I used to do; I tried it last night and there was no "all sizes" option 🙁

Change for change's sake. Thanks Flickr


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 8:32 am
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[center][b]Go Compare! Go Compare!

I am fat and I shat in my hair!!!!!!!!![/b][/center]


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 8:36 am
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Not as bad as the mascara adverts where it says in teeny-tiny type at the bottom for approx 1 second [b]'Filmed with lash inserts and enhanced in post production'[/b].

So if I was to buy your mascara I really, REALLY wouldn't stand any chance of having such beautiful eye lashes as the model then?

I honestly do not know how they are allowed to get away with that one.


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 8:37 am
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Found it. The buggers have hidden "all sizes" under 'actions'. Good thinking folks, let's move a commonly used option and put it under a new menu without telling anyone


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 8:40 am
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Found it. The buggers have hidden "all sizes" under 'actions'. Good thinking folks, let's move a commonly used option and put it under a new menu without telling anyone


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 8:40 am
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whilst we're on the subject which marketing a-hole decided that every ****ing advert about needs caveats at the bottom now. I particularly loathe the ones implanted in film trailers. Black hawk down contains "sustained battle horror" apparently. really?

and dont get me started on those halifax adverts...


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 8:42 am
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I forget which film, but "conatins scenes of mild peril" is my favourite.


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 8:44 am
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It's the one with Ashley Coles ex sperm depositary that geets reet on me moobs..

Honestly, have you ever seen an uglier borderline anorexic, yet the media expect the male population to fall at her feet, and half the female population to want to be the vacuous talentless bint.. Strike talentless actually, she seems to do all right for herself despite the shortcomings.
And what the hell is that noise whenever she opens her gob?

Ahhhh - feel better now!


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 8:45 am
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Actually I think she is very beautiful and comes across as quite down to earth and I very rarely get attracted to people off the telly*.

*Apart from Jenny Agutter - I would probably still jump at the chance with her now.


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 8:49 am
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Actually I think she is very beautiful and comes across as quite down to earth and I very rarely get attracted to people off the telly*.

when she is not punching toilet cleaners in clubs in guildford in the face - how times change..


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 8:55 am
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I have some spectacles you can borrow.. 😀


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 8:55 am
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I'd let her punch me in the face. Especially if it stopped her pressing charges for being caught rifling through her knicker drawer.


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 8:57 am
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wow, i must stop drinking this early on a Friday.

*inner monologue filter switched back on*


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 8:58 am
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Scratch and sniff?


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 8:59 am
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when she is not punching toilet cleaners in clubs in guildford in the face - how times change..

Ahh well, I'll forgive those looong legs 8)


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 9:00 am
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I saw a gentleman on the tube last night who had his hair dyed fluorescent yellow like a highlighter pen. It was quite remarkable. 🙂


 
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Silly colours are ok I suppose 😉


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 9:09 am
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I haven't watched The Tube since blokes had dyed yellow flourescent hair.


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 9:51 am
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*Apart from Jenny Agutter - I would probably still jump at the chance with her now.

The scene in the ice cave in Logans Run is still tucked away in my brain, 35 years later.


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 9:57 am
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The scene in the ice cave in Logans Run is still tucked away in my brain, 35 years later.

And the shower scene in American Werewolf - she can nibble me like that any time she wants.

True story - when I was a teeny-tiny boy I watched a film called 'Railway Children' and fell in love with a girl in the film. As an 8 yr old I said to myself I would name my first baby girl 'Bobbie' after her. Fortunately my obsession didn't remain quite so strong for long, but she really was the first person I ever 'loved'. Mad - clearly had good taste 🙂


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 10:54 am

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