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What guilty secret do you have? You'd be ashamed if caught eating it, but happy to admit it in front of a mountain bike forum....
Two packs of super noodles. Ditch the flavouring, instead slather in mayonnaise, olive oil, black pepper and Worcester sauce. Eat it like no-one's watching. As I am currently....
Pot Noodle.
I know no shame.
My Mom's Bread Pudding....
50% Lard but lovely 8)
Screenwash.
anything in bread.........and I mean anything.
cheddar cheese, jam and cheese and onion crisps is a fave.
Cheesy poofs.
A hungover happy meal.
Tinned Tuna...
Bloody hate the stuff, ghah it tastes like sour toenails.
But smothered in Mayo and Spring Onions and one Waitrose White Bread it's my " ohh, I feel a bit grog today" food of choice.
😕
A pack of microwave basmati rice, ‘cook’, chuck in Pyrex bowl, add any stuff that’s in the fridge, cheese, salad cream, coleslaw, cottage cheese, tomatoes, chutney etc etc and shovel in to mouth.
Quinoa.
as above but Mexican rice, with a tin of mackerel in spicy tomato sauce chucked in
Supernoodles +1 (I have a few reliably terrible/wonderful recipes.)
Smash and gravy (obscenely big bowl of)
Pot noodles that aren't pot noodles, the less English writing/more MSG the better.
Cold tinned custard/rice pudding
Big Mac.
Big Mac.
You’d be ashamed to be seen eating it?
tinned tuna and salad cream eaten from the bowl.
uncooked cake mixture 😳
[quote=tomhoward ]Big Mac.
You’d be ashamed to be seen eating it?
i'm vegan.
i'm vegan.
I'm assuming that is selective veganism then
My sister was a vegatarian for years but it turned out that she continued eating bacon sandwiches regulalry throughout
NOTHING to be ashamed about there; it's 50% of the reason for baking.uncooked cake mixture
Scampi Fries. The only thing that stops me eating my body weight is the destruction they wreak upon your mouth.
Donner kebab.
Kraft Cheesey Pasta.
Preferably with some bacon chopped up in it.
A heaped teaspoon*, half full of nutella and half peanut butter.
Mmmm.
*I don't actually eat the spoon. But have been known to refill from the jar 😳
Baked beans 'n' veggie sausage (all from the same tin). So nasty yet just need to sometimes...
half full of nutella and half peanut butter.
My wife has this on toast.
"Like the world's biggest Snickers bar" apparently.. 😳
A bowl of mashed potato, with beans, chopped sausages and grated cheese.
And KFC.
I know no shame.
+1, I'll eat owt!
Supernoodles +2 but on buttered bread and with the mild curry flavouring.
TBH, I have very little shame for eating the foods themselves, after all, if I’m eating it, chances are someone else is.
It’s the quantities I put away that need to be kept under wraps
I'd be ashamed if the wife saw how much I eat.
4 packs of chocolate bars in a single day is quite bad, I don't always throw all the rappers in the same bin out of shame.
If I didn't cycle to work but ate the same about I'd be round.
I don't think i eat any especially embarrassing food stuffs (I'm assuming jelly tots, though aimed at kids are in no way embarrassing) but the quantities can be embarrassing, i seem to struggle with the concept that not all packages are supposed to be a single portion.
Huge family sharing bag of crisps? Check.
8 sausage rolls in a bag? Just as happily as I'd eat only one of that were all that was in the bag.
I do eat bags of spinach leaves like crisps on occasion though, i suppose that's probably a bit weird.
Donner kebab.
This but also found a new love for chips, cheese and donner meat with garlic mayo recently, its heavenly!
I have no shame for my love of donner meat, I enjoy it more when I am sober too...
A chip shop near me does a double deep fried cheese burger which is quite tasty too, 2 cooked burger patties with cheese in the middle deep fried.
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Ben & Jerry's ice cream with Rodda's clotted cream in lieu of magic ice.
Butter and brown sugar sandwiches.
Pasta with tomato ketchup and grated red leicester cheese
Pork scratchings, every time I go the supermarket/village shop/petrol station. Hurriedly shovelled down before I get home, followed by mint chewing gum and a quick brush off of the crumbs down my front.
Microwave rice mixed with a whole packet of pre-grated cheese
My (weekday) breakfast includes a peanut butter & jam sandwich (using toast but not a toasted sandwich...). Not ashamed to be seen eating it as such but I always think it makes me sound like a 5 year old when they say it out loud in the cafe. I recommend it to anyone though, I have one at 7:30am and don't feel hungry again until 5pm, with cereal I'm hungry again at 10am
Steak and Kidney Pukka pie from the chip shop with a 1cm topping of tomato ketchup.. mmmmmmmm
Beef Space Raiders
Fantasy hot nuns.
Think that's about it.
Two slices of toast. One smothered in marmalade and the other smothered in nutella. Put them together for a delicious toasted chocolate orange sandwich.
Many years ago, I made some strawberry angel delight and ate the whole lot. Felt quite sick afterwards.
HP sauce sandwiches.
Raw potatoes.
Frozen peas.
Tinned tuna straight from the tin.
KFC is my ultimate dirt food. Once in a while it's all that will do.
There is genuinely nothing I eat that I'm ashamed of, and I eat a lot of crap!
Double angry angus burger meal and 16 onion rings from Burger King on the way back from my weekend in the peak district - it was magic!
Cereal for dinner on Sunday night as I was still quite full from BK but still felt I should eat
Scotch egg for snacksies later
Nothing quilty there, it's all good!
just thought of another....
salt and vinegar sandwiches.
buttered white bread, with salt and vinegar added to the outside of the top layer.
Big Mac.You’d be ashamed to be seen eating it?
Wouldn't anyone?
I wouldn't.
IHN - MemberI wouldn't.
You eat KFC.
That's not a guilty pleasure, it's full blown sado-masochism you pervert.
An XL Bacon double cheeseburger on the other hand... 😳
Sausage and Egg McMuffin.
Pizza crunch supper.
double Sausage and Egg McMuffin.
Tesco own brand Nutella.
And a spoon.
A packet of marzipan.
And my hands.
Pizza crunch supper.
i had to google it. good effort, maximum shame.
KFC is my ultimate dirt food. Once in a while it's all that will do.
Agreed, order a bucket, no chips and get stuck in - then feel sick from the amount of oil.
Fridge cold beans from the tin (yes I know that's not healthy) with so much Tabasco sauce the last mouthful almost hurts.
It's some 30 years since I had my first (and last) KFC. Ordered a thing, expected to get meat in breadcrumbs, took a big bite and found skin & bone in there too! WTF I thought, threw it away and never eaten one since.
Double sausage and egg McMuffin
Times 3, washed down with 6 hash browns. And 3 x bottle of Tropicana
Was peckish one Sunday morning...
Pork scratching once every two weeks - a big bag (about £3) will last me two weeks.
Cofresh Bombay Mix 325g £1 each from Tesco
Jutrzenka Familijne Cream Wafers 180G from Tesco 2 for £1 at the moment - This is Very good.
Chips ... no fish but just chips because they taste good. 😀
Booths Porridge Oats to balance and soak up all the above fat. 😆
Do Jacobs Cracker Crisps count? Oh my, they are lovely. Especially Salt & Vinegar.
Chips & soup. Big panful of home-made chips, into a bowl, pour over a can of Heinz Cream of Tomato soup.
Marmite sandwiches, and tomato ketchup sandwiches. Together, one on top of the other and stuffed in my gob.
I'm a wee bit sad that I can't think of anything I eat which I'm actually ashamed of, but I'm cheered by the recipe ideas I've picked up reading this thread.
Of particular note are the marmalade and nutella toastie and the tomato soup chips.
The local bakers small apple & raspberry tarts ×3 heated in microwave and then totally smothered in squirty cream ..ssshhh!!
Oh ..plus a raspberry & cranberry yogurt eat a couple of spoonfuls and top up with the same squirty cream ..but I don't eat that straight afterwards
Wait!
Fantasy hot nuns.
What?
And no I shan't google it.
Baked beans and pasta.
Cook pasta. Drain. Add can of baked beans. Heat through. Add grated cheese and black pepper. Serve.
I've previously said that I know no shame and I come from a background where eating all sorts of unhealthy shite is viewed as a badge of honour but even I'm struggling with this.......
Chips & soup. Big panful of home-made chips, into a bowl, pour over a can of Heinz Cream of Tomato soup.
Cougs, I fear you may have bested me.
I shall try it at the first opportunity
On the chips theme, cold chips from the night before (I know, you’ve got be paralytic for that scenario to occur) make a fantastic addition to an omelette.
Chips & soup. Big panful of home-made chips, into a bowl, pour over a can of Heinz Cream of Tomato soup.
Hot or cold soup? It's just wrong any way. You should be pouring half a block of melted butter over those chips.
Mine is not Greggs.
Hot or cold soup?
Hot, obviously. I'm not an animal.
It's a quirk I got from my dad, at the time it never occurred to me that it might be unusual. He used to do it with other soups too like oxtail (I suppose not unlike chips & gravy), but Heinz tomato is a clear winner.
Mulligatawny might be a contender...
See, chips and curry. It's the future, I tell you.
Why would you be ashamed to be seen eating mulligatawny soup?
Mine is Angel Delight. Not embarrassed to be seen eating it, but a bit embarrassed to seen eating all of it!!
Chips and soup!!!!
Is a thing!?!?
Shame on you.
slowoldman - Member
Big Mac.
You’d be ashamed to be seen eating it?Wouldn't anyone?
Only because there are much better burgers to be had!
I’m not at all ashamed of having a Pot Noodle occasionally, or a kebab on the way home from the pub.
I do often have a McD’s egg and cheese snackwrap with tomato ketchup in the morning when working, but I’m not ashamed, just peckish.
Cougar - Moderator
Chips & soup. Big panful of home-made chips, into a bowl, pour over a can of Heinz Cream of Tomato soup.
I like the sound of that, possibly alternating with chicken soup or mushroom soup...
I’ve been known to get chips, make a cupasoup, then dunk the chips in it...
Chicken soup works - I used to have that before I was veggie. I've never had mushroom soup at all.
Chips and soup!!!!
Is a thing!?!?
Shame on you.
It's only like gravy or curry, just another sauce. Wait, you're not... Southern are you?
teesoo - Member
Two slices of toast. One smothered in marmalade and the other smothered in nutella. Put them together for a delicious toasted chocolate orange sandwich.
I use lemon curd instead if marmalade, massive sugar hit
Friday lunch, 2 pot noodles, 2 bags of scampi fries and a big "share" size caramel galaxy. Followed by a nap on the sofa before the wife comes home with the chippy tea. She still thinks I just have a sandwich.
Ainsley Harriott's East Indian Mulligatawny cup-a-soup
Raw veg, including frozen peas
Muesli (must be decent quality, unsweetened)