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Blame the Chinese
Sacrifice Red Wall
Drink, arse, ****
I thought he was going for cccovid.
Anyone tried entering these into What3Words...
Week Behind Scotland ?
According to one of my more brexity colleagues the slogan should be:
It’s Labour’s Fault
I think we should just do away with Boris' "Announcements" and just go with:
"Sturgeon Plus Two (weeks)"
Other current favourites:
"Widen The Divide"
"Everything's An Opportunity" (for profit)
"Bungs For Chums"
"Deaths Help Pensions" (funds)
"Arrange Your Affairs"
"Track, Trace, Waste"
"Lick My Face"
"Blame the Poor"
"Blame the Young"
And coming soon:
"Boris Saved Christmas! (But killed My Nan)"
--or --
"Boris Cancelled Christmas! (and still killed My Nan)"
Coke 'n hookers
Not me guv
Pubs or schools?
Doomed, aye, doomed
We were all wrong.
Rethink. Reskill. Reboot
I know who I think needs a skilful booting. [repeatedly]
Fatima posted on the Internet that she was looking to cyber.
Fatima got rather a surprise.
Apparently Fatima lives in Atlanta, Georgia, USA.
That Cyber First logo deserves to appear on some stills from Dr Who.
What is cyber?
What is cyber?
They invented the Terminator.
You
Don’t
Matter
Cyber First
Also, I read that as Cyber Fist.
Whole new level of wrong.
Dom’s Distopian Experiment
Rethink
Reskill
Revelations 6:8
What is cyber?
It's a word that usually appears two sentences before one of these:
What is cyber?
I think this means Fatima is going to become a covid marshall
It’s a word that usually appears two sentences before one of these:
Chimney Sweep?
It seem t'internet's awash with perverts
Bum. Tit. Fanny.
Not. My. Fault.
Chimney Sweep?
Unsolicited Dick pic.
**** You All
Whatever Dominic says!
Kill the North
Contracts for Cronies
Clap for Christmas
Tier 1: chill
Tier 2: moderate
Tier 3: panic
YOU
VOTED
TORY
Magic granddad's fault
Little do they know, they think that Fatima wants to cyber but actually that's just a picture someone stole, "Fatima" is actually an obese 50 year old man from Lancashire.
You're dead good
You’re dead good
You forgot the comma.
You're dead, good.
For Boris surely it has to be ****, drink, girls.
For the rest of us it surely is Whale Oil Beefhooked.
dissapointed that so few of these work in W3W 🙁
The scottish government's gone in a slightly different direction with
Here we
Here we
Here we
Here we
Here we
Here we ****in gooooooo-ooooooo
Brexit was easy.
What 3 words for 10 downing Street..
Slurs.this.shark
All change tomorrow.
It's EUr Fault.
Do don't damned
All pointless anyway
Bunch of canutes
Not my problem
Granny or your life(lihood)
Consistently inconsistent
give it to trump the duck
perchypanther: Rethink. Reskill. Reboot
Always the bloody joker eh?
Always
Eat the poor
Hold My Pint
Caught any trout?
Old. School. Tie.
Government? Rethink. Reboot.
Waffle, deny, hide
True to Bojo, how about a classic latin phrase with a slight tweak..
Vindi. Vici. Vacillo.
or
Where's the fridge
You’re ALL DOOMED!
Mate, Spawn, Die
or
Kill the poor
Snog Marry Avoid
Bay be shark
Any last orders?
Pint please, Tim
Going off the What 3 Words website 10 Downing Street comes up as (in a few squares):
slurs.this.shark
admire.bumpy.brick
blast.bared.heads
harsh.lives.span
best.mercy.advice
maps.hidden.expert
holds.pace.guess
hours.pure.hoping
F*** this sh1t
Pray plebs pray
Phil_H summed it up spot on!
Phil for PM, Phil for PM, Phil for PM!
Don't get sick
Don't grow old
Don't be poor
Do what you're told
Lather - Rinse - Repeat
Acknowledge the hurt
That actual came from a management email sent to a colleague so must be in the running
Lather – Rinse – Repeat
Blather-Rinse-Repeat
All we need to do is repurpose song lyrics...
Pack it up. Pack it in. Let me begin.
I came to win. Battle me. That's a sin.
Wibble. Wibble! Wibble?
Just like that
Spaff future gone
Excuses not rules
Two legs good
Where's my port
Nom Nom Nom
Are you startin'?
Department for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport playing along in a round of Glib Catchphrase with Dominic Cummings - Rethink, Reskill, Reboot.
Or maybe it should be:
One Trick Pony for Mr C
Hot For Teacher
Wait, this isn't the Van Halen thread!
I'm sticking with it.
Send more dancers
(I’m in cyber security)
Whitty, Rishi and Boris
Work from home
Oh, you can't
Then you're screwed
Actually, 90s alternative rock had all the answers
Replicate, divide, mutate, survive.
Replicate, divide, mutate, survive.
Replicate, divide, mutate, survive.
Replicate, divide, mutate, survive.
Tame meat. You hungry? Control tastes so sweet.
Species? Walk tall. Now show me the difference so small.
Kill, eat, exploit the weak.
Kill, eat, exploit the weak.
Kill, eat, exploit the weak.
Kill, eat, exploit the weak.
It's freedom? That's choice. You listen but I hear no voice.
Tested, still alive,
now tell me the strong will survive.
Kill, eat, exploit the weak
Kill, eat, exploit the weak
Kill, eat, exploit the weak
Kill, eat, exploit the weak
Can't build a chain from missing links
We are saved?
Poison Defaffel's falafel !
**** Your Career
**** Your Ambitions
**** The Arts
**** All Y'All
More Russian Cash
Bleach your chicken (set to the tune of catch the pigeon).
Domestos and sunbed
No more lies (it's ironic)
Liberty or death
Whitty, Rishi and Boris
Curly, Moe and Larry
Phil_H took the words out of my (Jello’s) mouth.
Tears for poor
...
Boris (really) hates scousers...