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What new 3 word bollocks slogan will Dominic's party come out with today...
Stop. Collaborate and listen..
Live, laugh, love..
Closest guess wins the internet...
Don't. Spread. Covid.
Do As Told
Up yours pal.
Grim. Up. North.
😅
Don't. Bea. Dick.
I may have cheated. It may also be the only message with a chance of getting through.
We're all ****ed
confuse. distract. deny.
Cough Choke Die
No. ****Ing. Clue.
Grasping at straws.
Winter Is Coming
Kill. The. Plebs.
Cull the herd
Choose favourite grandparent
Protect the Money
Wishful thinking works
Heads in sand
We're all doomed!
Ignore the boffins
Go Eff Yourself
Follow The Money
Good Luck Everyone
****. The. North.
build the wall
Stop. Hammer time.
Thoughts and Prayers
Ha ha ha
Screw The Poor
And
Make More Poor
It’s Your Fault.
Don’t Blame Us
To paraphrase Keith Bontrager:
Freedom. Safety. Economy
(Pick two)
Actually it'll be something encouraging us to blame each other - particularly any people who made the bad decision to be poor or ethnically diverse.
Hit. The. North.
Shift the blame
It’s Your Fault.
Don’t Blame Us
haha, was go for exactly this!
In the style of the original lockdown poster.
Cancel Orphan Scraps - No Merciful Beheadings - Call off Christmas
****. The. North.
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Dirty Northern Bastards.
Kiss Ass Goodbye
Shoot. Some. Grouse.
Look. Over there!
Please spend money.
Blame. Your. Council
Want some wonga?
To paraphrase Keith Bontrager:
Freedom. Safety. Economy
(Pick two)
If only they'd figured this out in March...
You're All Doomed
We Don't Care
4 More Years
Dom Says Yeah!
Enrich Tory Donors
Look! A Squirrel
Buy small Turkeys.
your own fault
Corbyn was worse
Back
Sack
Crack
Level up the North
Wot. Scotland. Did.
Clandestine Channel Threat
Brexit cures Covid
Tiers of-a clown
Tiers for fears
Arse from elbow.
RM.
Another Private Contract
You Are Expendable
Trust the market.
Blame Some Migrants
Confuse And Conquer
Eat More Greens.
School, Work, Death
Trace. Investigate. Treat.
Dead Cat Monday
Dither and delay
Protect and Survive
Brexit Uber Ihr
I’m alright jack
Be more Boris
Dobbin yer neighbour
Moving Goalposts Again
Three, Two, One - Lockdown!
Different. This. Week.
BE PURE
BE VIGILANT
BEHAVE
YOU.
NOT.
US.
We Don't Care.
You ****ed Up. (ie it's not our fault!)
You Will Die.
Reptilian Overlords Revealed
Pick your rules.
Common sense kills.
Nobody warned us.
Just flu bro
JVT has gone for three C's (for the transmission of virus):
Closed spaces
Crowded spaces
Close contact
And also VD:
Volume (of noise)
Duration
God I miss live gigs.
80 seat majority
We. Don't. Care.
Get. Over. It.