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I ate a can of Aldi Hot Chicken Curry that was lurking in the cupboard tonight as I was running a bit late having tea. Assumed it would be one step up from dog food. It was actually surprisingly decent - not that hot but proper chicken pieces and quite tasty for 89p - might even buy another for future emergencies!
You're off the scale. Eating food man that's crazy.
I don't think I've done anything grotty today.
But don't let that fool you.
I once ate a yoghurt that was 3 days passed it's eat by date. I'm kinda crazy like that.
4 days away and wet muddy riding, this evening I started the washing
I ate MC Donald's for lunch & KFC for dinner. Utter shite.
Not today but tomorrow, I'm planning on eating a pot of caramelized onion houmous I've had in the fridge at work. Best before 5th April.
#livingontheedge
Been washing the bike and kit after two days in Wales - not really grotty, but 'remembering' the 'good' times....
I went to Bluewater to help get Mrs Zip a wedding outfit.
Deep clean of bathroom as part of recovery from food poisoning - disinfect everything.
50 shades of brown......
Washed a little bit of runny dog shit off bike.
Wasn't today but was last week and is grotty enough for a year: dog had the same problem as frankconway and spent most of the last week walking from his bed to the back door at night leaving a trail of crap. Wake, mop, scrub, back to bed. Hour later, repeat. I still smell of swimming pools.
I spoke to an estate agent.
Tonight, Matthew, my dinner is pork scratchings.
I spoke to an estate agent.
Eeeeeeeuw.
Saturday evening I had to put my hand down the toilet and move the huge turd my son had done and ridiculous amount of bog roll he had used to stop the toilet overflowing any more!
Our friends that were coming round for a few beers were literally walking into the garden at the time. I didn't have to find anything else to use!!
I had a massive shit that actually hurt after eating junk food all weekend. The grottiest thing I did was catch a train to Stockport.
I had to sniff our three years old’s cuddly giraffe to see if it smelled of piss. It did.
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Deep cleaning a hot tub. A lovely line of brown scum around the sides.
I had to do my bestest bear impersonation.
I ate 4 x M&S cocktail sausages with a BBD of 4th Apr. #amstillhere #rockandroll
I gave up my time and skills in exchange for money.
Had to put the chain back on my commuter. The black slime jumped instantly from the bike to me, like in X files
Done a few grotty things today (yesterday now). Had a breached lamb at 1 this morning which is a really hard one to get out, and when I did the lamb proceeded to die on me, despite me giving it mouth to nose resuscitation. So I then had to skin the lamb by torch light and use the skin as a coat for a spare lamb to get the bereaved mother to adopt it. This morning I had to take 8 nice surplus ewe lambs to market where they were bought by the local butcher and would have been dead before I got home. Not a nice feeling 🙁 And then this evening I had a set of triplets not wanting to come out as they were all mixed up inside mum meaning 10 minutes in past the elbow sorting it all out. Mum and babies all doing well now. So all in all, a grotty 24 hours. And no doubt the next day will bring more of the same.
Pissed in my shorts while going round a lazy river.
Somebody annoyed me, and they left me alone with their water bottle...
I think Welshfarmer might have won... 😳
Part of my work is cleaning the toilets at a busy visitor facility. On Sunday someone shat in a urinal....
I stayed in a Travelodge last night!
I think Welshfarmer might have won
I concur........
No......
This.....
I stayed in a Travelodge last night!
In London too Funkmasterp.
Imagine the numbers that have been through there!
Feeling dirty 😩🤣
Fiddling around in sheeps insides? Pah!
(Doffs cap to welshfarmer - I'll be back in Llandod tonight)
Picked up dog poo from the long grass as always but this one had to go all the way home and a portion of it had to go in a sample pot the size of a tictac box so it can go for a worm count.
this evening I had a set of triplets not wanting to come out
Human triplets? Man, that's.. erm
All I did yesterday was eat 2 leftover slices of Dominos pizza. Well, that's not all I did but it was the grottiest thing.
Apart from a couple of snot rockets in the shower, not much.
Yesterday, cleaned gutters out along side where we have BEE'S in the roof ,Dead ROTTING Bee'S,lovely odour.
Then I went n slaughtered local hill climb "TORY HILL"
So I then had to skin the lamb by torch light and use the skin as a coat for a spare lamb to get the bereaved mother to adopt it.
I'M SORRY WHAT
I will never look at sheep in the same way again. In fact, I will now move to a city and never leave. The countryside is just too ****** weird.
Got up at 3am to drive to work 🥴🧟♂️
So I then had to skin the lamb by torch light and use the skin as a coat for a spare lamb to get the bereaved mother to adopt it.
I’M SORRY WHAT
I will never look at sheep in the same way again. In fact, I will now move to a city and never leave. The countryside is just too ****** weird.
Thats is what you do when the mother rejects/dies during/after lambs are born.
Its a common practice.
Grottiest thing you’ve done today
Ran along the canals near Smethwick. Dive of a place and some of the things in the canal are really not pleasant at all.
i had potted beef on toast for my breakfast. on the sick, so i am pardoned
Picking up a young dead lamb that had been partially eaten by corvids
But later on this evening i’ll be doing something far more grottier - meeting a load of NIMBY horse riders who are opposing some countryside/woodland management
Picked up 23 bags of dog shit people had left on fire road next to a carpark on Cannock chase but I admit thats nothing compared to having your arm up a sheeps arse. Welshfarmer still winning 🙂
I’ve just eaten a tin of Sausage soup.
"I’ve just eaten a tin of Sausage soup"
Swallow hard?
Swallow hard?
Not really. I took it out of the tin first.
It's not what I have done... But what I am doing.
Probably unblocking and cleaning the shower drain because none of the idle bastards in the house can be bothered. It sure as hell is not my 2ft long lengths of hair clogging it up.
Working out of doors all bloody day has been a grotty thing to do! 🤧
Nothing too grotty for a few days, but on Friday I'll be processing toe nails for fungal infections. I'll probably also check some urines for UTI, faeces for cryptosporidium and vaginal swabs for thrush and STD. Pretty standard stuff though.