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As per title.


 
Posted : 12/01/2015 10:00 am
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too much spinach?


 
Posted : 12/01/2015 10:02 am
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What does it taste like?


 
Posted : 12/01/2015 10:02 am
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certainly! (but not sure when)


 
Posted : 12/01/2015 10:02 am
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Red wine?
RM.


 
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cows seem to do ok with it


 
Posted : 12/01/2015 10:04 am
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As in you've got green poo.
Or are contemplating eating some?

Or is it a poem?

Either way, death, at some point, is quite likely.

DrP


 
Posted : 12/01/2015 10:08 am
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Sounds like not enough bilirubin, I'd improvise with some BiliJoel


 
Posted : 12/01/2015 10:18 am
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Funny you should mention this.... some years ago I walked across the Knoydart peninsula using ration packs of Raven freeze-dried food dumped at loch heads etc. On the first morning the poo turned from the usual brown to flouro green half way down, which caused some puzzlement amongst members of the group. All of our poo stayed green for the rest of the ten days.

What have you been eating?


 
Posted : 12/01/2015 11:43 am
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If you're still alive, then I can only say, your days are numbered.


 
Posted : 12/01/2015 11:44 am
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What have I been eating? Sprouts.


 
Posted : 12/01/2015 11:50 am
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Chew more


 
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what have I been eating? Sprouts

Well that'll teach you!


 
Posted : 12/01/2015 11:56 am
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Photos?


 
Posted : 12/01/2015 12:10 pm
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You're a duck?


 
Posted : 12/01/2015 12:25 pm
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DId you eat a whole packet of blue rasber ry laces?


 
Posted : 12/01/2015 12:28 pm
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I had a neon green poo when I was a kid in Canada. It turned out I'd been drinking too much kool aid.


 
Posted : 12/01/2015 1:45 pm
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Red wine?

Had that once a long time ago after a jolly good evening on the Rioja...


 
Posted : 12/01/2015 1:50 pm
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Our dog gets it after eating rabbit droppings.

Too much spinach can change things too.

Dog is still ok and so am I.


 
Posted : 12/01/2015 2:13 pm
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A weekend of Guinness?


 
Posted : 12/01/2015 2:35 pm
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We had a holiday in the Lakes last summer, the kids lived on a staple diet of blue slush puppies. All of them came back with luminous green poo.

Apparently too much blue comes out green.


 
Posted : 12/01/2015 3:14 pm
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A weekend of Guinness?

After a long weekend in Galway a mate of mine described his early morning ablutions as "Black Wigwams of Misery".


 
Posted : 12/01/2015 4:05 pm
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We used to look after wildlife for my local vet, giving them meds etc before releasing them in to the wild.

Invariably when something had green poo, it died. You're not a hedgehog or other woodland creature are you?


 
Posted : 12/01/2015 4:44 pm
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I had a green dump about 10 years ago, the mrs was on the juicer craze and gave me one of her creations.
I remember it well, totally odour free (which was a bit of a let down).

Well Im still here and havent had another since, I seem to recall a mate dumping green just before his appendix burst !

Good luck :mrgreen:


 
Posted : 12/01/2015 4:54 pm
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maybe you're a vulcan. Does your dad have pointy ears and are you a bit of a miserable sod?


 
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You have to ask? (-:

Years ago, I visited the Star Trek Experience in Las Vegas, where they had "Quark's Bar." Geek factor aside it turned out to be the cheapest place to drink, so we holed up in there a few nights.

Their drinks were all themed, and they did IIRC "Trillian Ale" which was basically lager with a load of blue food colouring. After a session on those, I awoke the next morning, went to perform my ablutions, turned round to flush and was greeted by a fluorescent green Richard winking back at me from the bowl. Bit of a shock to the system till I realised what'd caused it.


 
Posted : 12/01/2015 7:11 pm

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