[Closed] Great film and TV quotations

Don't tell him Pike.

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

They was givin' me 10,000 watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot. The next woman who takes me out is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars.

"Aye, and are there two g's in bugger off?"

Normally I'm full of these to the irritation of my colleagues... Now under pressure Im struggling...here goes

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy

If there's anything around here that's more important than my ego I want it caught and shot immediately.

Technically the second was a book or radio show first.

shit
what?
rollers
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 I come here for a f###### shootout. A proper shootout with some proper men. Like Colonel Custer and Geronimo, you ever heard of them? No. Cause you're too busy in your pinny baking f###### fairy cakes, weren't ya?

Snakes, why did it have to be snakes?

I'm a long ****ing way from alright . Marsellus Wallace when asked if he's alright having just been anally raped .

Asps, very dangerous. You go first.

Where do these stairs go? They go up...
The flowers are still standing!
Ray, if anyone asks you if you're a God, you say YES!

He was a good man.
Still is a good man

Top Gun!

You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.

Get Carter.

These are small, but the ones out there are far away.

"No, nobody brought any extra bags"

Django Unchained.

"We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?

Cool?

What?

He's cool.

Correctamundo."

Pulp Fiction

So what is it?

You made me miss

Wake up Dekker, it's time to die

Most of withnail and I and the Princess Bride

I may be a bastard, but I'm not a *ing bastard

Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance

Mr. Pink: Hey, why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Because you're a faggot.
Mr. Pink: Why can't we pick our own colors?
Joe: No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn't work. You got four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.
Mr. Brown: Yeah, but Mr. Brown is a little too close to Mr. Shit.
Mr. Pink: Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. How 'bout if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I'll be Mr. Purple.
Joe: You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. You're Mr. PINK.
Mr. White: Who cares what your name is?
Mr. Pink: Yeah, that's easy for your to say, you're Mr. White. You have a cool-sounding name. Alright look, if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, you wanna trade?
Joe: Hey! NOBODY'S trading with ANYBODY. This ain't a goddamn, *ing city council meeting, you know. Now listen up, Mr. Pink. There's two ways you can go on this job: my way or the highway. Now what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink?
Mr. Pink: Jesus Christ, Joe, ****ing forget about it. It's beneath me. I'm Mr. Pink. Let's move on.
Joe: I'll move on when I feel like it... All you guys got the goddamn message?... I'm so goddamn mad, hollering at you guys I can hardly talk. Pssh. Let's go to work.

"You small that? Do you smell that? Napalm son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning... Smells like victory."

AND

"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five'? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?"

I love that one...if only the Mrs appreciated it...

Wake up Dekker, it's time to die

a) he doesn't say his name,

b) that's not his name.

HTH. (-:

Bloke in bar: See you in hell
Chuck Norris: Send me a postcard

Apology accepted Captain Needa

Bad dates.

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit."

I bet the writer test drove it before coming up with that line.

Cougar - Moderator
So what is it?

Somebody knock him out!

Shawshank Redemption
Get busy living, or get busy dying.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti"
"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now"

"Under no circumstances , do I want anyone of you, to relate to each other by your christian names"

was my answerphone message for some time...

Could everyone just stop getting shot

Guns for show, knives for a pro.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is.

I'll be back.

Say hello to my little friend.

The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.

My God, it's full of stars!

The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli

"SHUT IT, 'LOVE ACTUALLY'!"

"Look at you! Cock like the Pink Panther's tail. Come have a Kit-Kat."

"If you EVER take the pissing out of Al Jolson again, I will take that Ipod of yours out of its tiny nano-sheath and push it up yer COCK."

"Are you a ****ing horse?"

You're on thin f****** ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks

On getting his car out of storage after coming out of prison

The proper Italian job....

Valet: what have you been up to
Charlie Croaker: Shooting tigers
V, on seeing the pile of cash CC has: 'you must have shot a lot of tigers!'

CC: 'Yes, I used a machine gun.'

All of Sam Jackson's 'path of the righteous man' speech

Bricktop 'Do you know what nemesis means?' And the rest of that speech.

"Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me".

"Obviously you're not a golfer."

I suppose a **** is out of the question

Your beer tastes like piss! (American tourist)

We know... (Some guy at the bar)

That's because we piss in it! (cheech marin)

...................

Beer. (Buscemi)

All I got is piss warm chango (marin)

That's my brand, (long pause and sips) oh this is damn good, this is the best beer I've ever had. Actually... (Buscemi)

Desperado

Twelve tons of cornflakes pass under here every day. It's a well-known fact.

That's no' how you spell Caracas anyway.

Bella! Bella!

What exactly am I trying to say? You's a bunch of f*****' elephants.

"We're going to need a bigger boat"

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: Where are you from, anyway?
Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, TEXAS, SIR!
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers come from texas!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?
Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, NO, SIR!
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO'D **** A MAN IN THE ASS AND NOT HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND.

Full Metal Jacket

Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.

"If you mention one more word about the Queen's "freedoms" with you, I will come and drag you from whatever hole you are cowering in and then I'll fetch the Duke of Norfolk, who will bite your bollocks off. I hope that is clear, my lord..."

Mark Rylance as Thomas Cromwell to Harry Percy, "Wolf Hall".

Shooter - "I eat pieces of sh!t like you for breakfast"
Happy - "You eat pieces of sh!t for breakfast?"

Were did he learn to negotiate like that?

Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and um, screaming

Luke: Well, more wealth than you can imagine. Han: I dunno, I can imagine quite a bit!

What are you doing, Dave?

Say, that's a nice bike.

"Charlie don't surf!"

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

"Harry from verk tried to kill me"

Game over man, game over

...On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero....

Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

'John Wayne was a fag!'
-'The hell he was!'

Sorry Dave, I can't let you do that

And corrected by Cougar, "wake up, it's time to die"

every Arnie movie..."I'll be back" or "Do it, do it now!"

Do you find that this approach usually works? Or let me guess, you've never tried it before. In fact, you don't normally approach girls - am I right? The truth is that you're a quiet sensitive type but, if I'm prepared to take a chance, I might just get to know the inner you: witty, adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal. Taxi! A little bit crazy, a little bit bad. But hey - don't us girls just love that?

Eh?

Well, what's wrong boy - cat got your tongue?

(in the scottish accent this is so sexy)

"They said that there were WMD in Iraq, sweeteners were safe for you and Anna Nichol Smith married for love"

"still got the shovel in the car"

We're going to need bigger buns!

Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid.

I swallowed a bug.

Man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.

No, son, you murdered yourself. I just carried the bullet a while.

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And corrected by Cougar, "wake up, [s]it's[/s] time to die"

FTFY.

(-:

"If you want me, just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow..."

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"Welcome to Scotland"

I don't care if he's Mohammed "I'm 'ard" Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.

Who's going to rob two black guys with guns in a car that's worth less than your shirt?

"Nice Beaver"
"Why thank you, I had it stuffed this morning"

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”

I'm Brian and so's my wife!

Q....."Why For Gods sake" ?

A....."Why does the Sun Rise in the morning"

Mr Woppit - Member
"If you want me, just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow..."

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Its better to burn out than to fade away!!!

' How much for the little girl?...... Sell them to me sell me your children " Blues Brothers
Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets" Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver

-Any new Hip-Hop man?
-I got some smoking west coast flow just landed. Raw as botulism mate
-Naw, f that west coast s. I want some hardcore East Coast flavour beat. You know what I mean?
-Well why didn't you say so. Fat beats. Armageddon on the streets.

Now go home and get your f....ing shine box. (Goodfellas)

I'm gonna bash em right the f..k in (the shining)

Shaking the bush boss...... Or what we have here is a failure to communicate.... Or ....Lord don't strike me blind now (cool hand luke)

Look at those assholes, ordinary ****ing people. I hate 'em.

I'd torture someone in a second if it was up to me.

Please God, make me a stone

So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave.

I want more life, ****er!

We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

This... Is from... Matilda.