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After Brexit could the EU issue a Europe wide travel ban on him and his cronies for no reason whatsoever?
Say yes and cheer me up.


 
Posted : 13/02/2019 7:42 pm
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Yes, he's a tosser.

HTH's.

And he's incompetent (and that isn't slander, it's a fact)


 
Posted : 13/02/2019 8:03 pm
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No. Then we’d be stuck with him. Make him a MEP then don’t let him back in once he’s ****ed off to Brussels.


 
Posted : 13/02/2019 8:10 pm
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Make him a MEP

Er, there's a slight problem with your plan.....


 
Posted : 13/02/2019 8:13 pm
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Read up on Graylings departments dealings with Seaborne and then watch the Netflix documentary about the Fyre music festival. Totally unrelated but with close comparisons.


 
Posted : 13/02/2019 8:18 pm
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He's an inept ****tard of epic proportions. The useless bastard shouldv'e been kicked into touch when he Fubared the prison service as Justice secretary.
I detest all politicians but he tops the bill in ineptitude & he's the one I'd like to hit the most for longest.


 
Posted : 13/02/2019 8:26 pm
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I think we could lend him a dingy for a Dunkirk tribute, as he nears shouting range of France to find he is not welcome we could do the same.


 
Posted : 13/02/2019 8:34 pm
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Bloke is an idiot, blamed rail fare increase on unions wanting RPI pay increase, totally ignored the £100’s of millions wasted on poor project management (which I’ve seen at first hand) oh and don’t get me started on HS2


 
Posted : 13/02/2019 8:37 pm
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I detest all politicians but he tops the bill in ineptitude & he’s the one I’d like to hit the most for longest.

Yep, the Northern Rail (and others) debacle over the revised timetable lead to him - sort of - apologising while still maintaining that it wasn't his fault.
Everything he touches is an unmitigated disaster.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/feb/13/at-last-a-use-for-chris-grayling-making-other-ministers-look-good


 
Posted : 13/02/2019 8:46 pm
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Northern have thankfully called off thier long running Saturday service strikes, after they caved in and agreed under duress that yes it's in the interest of the public and thier staff to have a member of staff on board in addition to the train driver.
So 2 staff members including the driver.

Inconvenienced me a lot but I completely agree with the strike action.

Failing grayling truly is a cunning stunt. If he was doing his job properly, it would have been settled months ago.


 
Posted : 13/02/2019 8:56 pm
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There are two possibilities as to why Grayling still has a ministerial post - either he's there to make people like the formerly disgraced Liam Fox and David Davis look merely mediocre, or he possesses footage of Cameron, May, Corbyn and Farage filmed through a grimy window in a lay-by at a notorious dogging spot.


 
Posted : 13/02/2019 9:12 pm
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or he possesses footage of Cameron, May, Corbyn and Farage filmed through a grimy window in a lay-by at a notorious dogging spot

That is not an image I need in my head... You sick ****...!


 
Posted : 14/02/2019 8:15 am
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Read up on Graylings departments dealings with Seaborne and then watch the Netflix documentary about the Fyre music festival. Totally unrelated but with close comparisons.

Was Grayling prepared to offer BJs to ferry captains to keep supplies of mineral water flowing post-Brexit? Or are we just talking about the large numbers of supermodels hanging around the Ministry of Transport?


 
Posted : 14/02/2019 8:34 am
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BJ on the BJ garden bridge?


 
Posted : 14/02/2019 8:37 am
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Er, there’s a slight problem with your plan…..

What? You mean after Brexit we won’t have a say in how the EU is run? Nobody told us that. We just need to negotiate harder and they’ll let us keep our MEPs.


 
Posted : 14/02/2019 9:02 am
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"That is not an image I need in my head… You sick ****…!"

Sorry Alpin. The unexplained mystery here is how Grayling's career trajectory has been maintained. Given his delusions of adequacy, I cannot imagine how else he's tolerated.

My department has started measuring the likely impact of balls ups in a Grayling Scale. A Grade Ten Grayling is something like rocking up to work wearing no trousers, a Grade One Grayling is something truly off the scale ridiculous, such as spending several million on a contract to run ferries from Ramsgate with a company with £75 in the bank, a director related to one of the few remaining living Conservative Party donors and with no actual ferries for example.


 
Posted : 14/02/2019 4:12 pm
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Hmm I reckon you need to up the grayling scale to 11+

He did 800 thousand for 3 companies handling the procurement and due diligence.
Plus the 800 thou in legal fees and who knows where the legal costs will go with Eurostar suing them for not letting them play.


 
Posted : 14/02/2019 9:38 pm

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