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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3573356/Schoolboy-in-a-skirt.html


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 8:02 am
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Heard him being interviewed on radio yesterday. Sounded like a precocious little cock - confirmed by his ambition - to sit in the House of Commons as a politician.

Fair dues though - brave lad. If I'd worn a skirt at that age, I'd have had an erection.


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 8:05 am
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If you had worn a skirt at that age, I'd have had an erection.


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 8:06 am
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Bah, STW towers got there first

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Posted : 11/05/2011 8:07 am
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Sounded like a precocious little cock
yep, or parents looking for a raised local profile


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 8:07 am
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DD, if you'd have worn a skirt at that age I'd have had an erection


 
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lol, nothing new... we did this at our school because of the same rules... girls allowed skirts, boys not allowed shorts. then inspired by the complete lack of success in changing school policy we tried the "girls dont have to wear ties but we do" thing and that was a bit more successful, ties optional for boys in the summer.


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 8:08 am
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If I had worn a skirt at that age i would not have lived to see another year, and if anyone had spotted the first stirrings of an erection I doubt I would have survived the day.


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 8:09 am
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If I'd worn tights as well I would have had an all day-er.

If they'd been hold ups, I may well have exploded.


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 8:10 am
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Blimey, my boy would rather wear a body-bag than a skirt!


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 8:17 am
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LOLing at deadly. Dress up fantasy by any chance?


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 8:21 am
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If I'da worn a skirt at my old skool I'da had the cane, slammed in the "naughty room" and matron pooring boiling oil down my pants whilst I sucked on an orange filled with animal nitrate..
I'm now a Tory Politician dontchaknow..


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 8:30 am
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Lol at bikebouy 🙂


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 8:35 am
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Fair dues though - brave lad. If I'd worn a skirt at that age, I'd have had an erection

^ this^ proper funny, spit my coffee out.


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 8:37 am
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Amyl nitrate.

Animal nitrate = suede


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 8:37 am
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Pretty Middle Class thing to get all worked up about.

Solution is to openly allow all the boys to wear skirts. No descrimintaion.


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 8:38 am
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If he wants to be an MP he'll need an election.


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 8:41 am
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Ok, so I've shown up my ignorance on drug use..

I didn't inhale.. honest.


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 8:42 am
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Amyl nitrate.

You were in quick there (yes, I know...)

*ponders*


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 8:45 am
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Guys in kilts look pretty cool.


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 9:06 am
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Dunno what the fuss is, I regularly wear a skirt.

So do many other men up here in the Highlands.

Edit: thanks emsz 🙂


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 9:11 am
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Well I think there is lots of fuss 'cos it takes a young lad of 12 plenty of guts to wear a skirt. Wearing a girls skirt is nothing like wearing national dress and especially for a young lad.


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 9:15 am
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we tried the "girls dont have to wear ties but we do" thing and that was a bit more successful,

Our school rules stated that boys had to wear ties.

An exploted and quickly plugged loophole was that they'd neglected to qualify that with "around your neck."


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 9:20 am
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Animal nitrate = suede

It's also what it costs to rent a sheep for the evening.


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 9:21 am
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How exactly is this anything to do with discrimination?

Girls can wear skirts, therefore why can't boys wear something totally different to a skirt?

Stupid arguement. And stupid parents for encouraging their son to wear a skirt. What kind of parent sends their son to school in a skirt??!?!?!?

Schools have rules and what-not. Get over yourselves and get used to it.


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 11:59 am
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To be fair, he's from Cambridge, hotbed of liberalism and intelligencia, so I'm not surprised.


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 12:09 pm
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Boys should be allowed to wear shorts then.

I've got to wear trouser to work, where as the women are wearing strapless summer dresses and sandals.

No fair.


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 12:29 pm
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I've got to wear trouser to work, where as the women are wearing strapless summer dresses and sandals.

No fair.

Shorts most of the year here, just underpants in the height of Summer.


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 12:31 pm
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It's so strange how men are so fk'd up about what other men wear 😆


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 12:36 pm
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You're all clearly missing the point. What kind of ninny school does he go to where he can go dressed in a skirt and not come home with 'girl' scratched into his forehead with a biro tip?

I'm sure most of you (I know it certainly would have happened in my school) would have got a good kicking every day for the rest of our school lives had we tried that.


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 12:38 pm
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Amyl nitrate.
Animal nitrate = suede


err, Amyl NITRITE 😉


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 12:40 pm
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What kind of ninny school does he go to where he can go dressed in a skirt and not come home with 'girl' scratched into his forehead with a biro tip

They'd have used a pair of compasses at my school.

Edit. And when I say "they", I mean "we".


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 12:43 pm
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Maybe they recognise that he has some serious cojones.


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 12:44 pm
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If i'd gone to school wearing a skirt I would have had the shit kicked out of me and knowing one or two of the nut jobs raped up the arse with a broom handle. More to the point my own brothers would of kicked the shit out of me for doing it.


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 12:49 pm
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Taken at his school 😉
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not!


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 12:51 pm
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hairy, are those jokers "famous" or is this just a hobby ? 😆


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 12:54 pm
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@scredypants, they aren't my hobby 😉


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 1:03 pm
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aw, c'mon, you're amongst friends - anyway, who here hasn't wondered about sulky looking adolescents in jackboots, miniskirts and furry snoods ?


 
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If i'd gone to school wearing a skirt I would have had the shit kicked out of me and knowing one or two of the nut jobs raped up the arse with a broom handle. More to the point my own brothers would of kicked the shit out of me for doing it.

The right and proper response.


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 1:09 pm
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If I'd have worn a skirt at that age, I'd have had...

...the peadophile headmaster trying to slip his hand up it like he did to the girls at school.


 
Posted : 11/05/2011 1:12 pm

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