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So im having the weirdest good bad week iv'e had ever im my 28years on this trail called life its started last thursday when.
I was flying back from a rough 2 months wooking my ass off offshore in greenland and the plane got delayed so i missed my chance to sleep at the hotel in edinbough not too bad but on checking my bank i found i was £1500 shy 😯 after phoning the boss there was a mix up and that i was not on the higher pay band for that job (as was told higher) so finaly got home and waiting for me was my new road bike i ordered before i left woop woop but opened the box and half the freebies where not there again crap so a quick phone call and all was sorted and bits arrived next day thanks pedal on the guy steve was beyond helpful and a really nice guy to chat with as well so went thetford sunday start riding great day all going nice catching up with mates when bang side wall splits sealent just about holds out now need another nobby nic. monday go down the beach at lowestoft and take my skim board having a great time when i fall off and my board now needs ding repair again great day gone bad so today i go and see the boss to find out what happened to my cash and ask why july's money hasn't gone in was a nice 35 mile ride to his he says sorry nothing he can do my day rates stuck where it is so go home get half way back and bang the conti grand prix 4000 brand new on the new bike is sliced with a 2cm gash and it was a long walk home so far im scared about getting up tomorrow as i cant be bothered with another good going bad day.
anyone else get weird crap weeks like these?
Whoa, stream of conciousness.
Punctuation dear chap.
May I suggest a "." or two?
Bummer of a week.
I THINK I'VE GOT YOUR CAPITAL LETTERS.
I read it without even noticing the lack of break etc. At last somebody else that writes as I read.
Attack tomorrow head on or you will just waste it and feel even worse.
I quite like the lack of punctuation!
I got about halfway through that, then i lost it.
It's the next Virginia Woolf
So im having the weirdest good bad week iv'e had ever im my 28years
you need more volatility in your life.
First few days seemed okay, I'm sure the weird bits must have been further down but I didn't get that far.
in summary:
work's shite
stuff breaks
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dry your eyes mate, you've got money in your pocket and food in your belly
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some people out there are really suffering
me for example
I've got a piece of sesame seed stuck in my wisdom tooth
sesame is worse than a slice of apple skin between your teeth. Its horrific.
being £1500 down would piss me off big time, thats cr4p man! punctures just happen though! haha
Had to remember to breath.
Also the stuff about bikes completely went over my head.
bigsurfer - Member
I read it without even noticing the lack of break etc.
Me to 🙂
looks like thats copied from a mint sauce cartoon
Penguin, you to where?
A+++ would read again.
\Like a tiny James Kelman novel.
monday go down the beach at lowestoft and take my skim board having a great time when i fall off and my board now needs ding repair again great day gone bad
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bullheartwhereareyougettingalltheseamazinggifsfromIamfindingthemhighlyamusing.
you need more volatility in your [s]life[/s] existence.
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Some suggestions and some helpful advice:
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Writers will recognise the above as the world's funniest joke.
Yeti - If I reveal my sources, I lose my magic powers...
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You are welcome.
I lick you Bullheart...
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The raving viking not seen that in ages
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That could be my most favourite one of all time (The Chunk one).
Chapeau.