[Closed] Gluttony....

Needless to say, projectile vomiting the layer of partially digested chocolate into the bath made a right mess. GF wonders what the noise is about and comes in to see me clinging to the edge of the bath whilst believing I have excrement coming from my mouth.

this should NOT be funny, but oh, it most certainly is...chapeau sir, chapeau! I have managed to not lose my coffee over my keyboard at work this time, however, it is now trickling from my nose :O

I may have opened a second bottle of wine for myself last night and possibly eaten three bars of choclit. Partially remember waking up in the chair with some choclit in my mouth.

Managed to drag my sorry drunken arse from the chair to the sofa. Woke up this morning with a bit of a wobbly belly. Thought I needed a #2 so sit on the throne. Suddenly have this feeling rising in my stomach.

You should count yourself lucky you can enjoy yourself so much, this happens to me with 2 x 330's and half a packet of Doner Kebab Pringles.

I was just thinking about this now so I'll confess..

for the second consecutive day I have ate 3 packets of crisps, one after the other.

My justification for this is that today's packets are so small its the equivalent of eating a normal packet (from the 80s or 90s).

Also, Im WFH and have just had a fish finger butty (for the second consecutive day).

Im going out for a run though, once my dinner has settled

OP - a tuesday night 'whitey' - chapeau indeed

Hair of the dog is what you need.

Wine, no. The Chocolate and Jaffa cakes perhaps.

I've been ill once from alcohol in the last 4 years and that's once too many in my opinion, was about 4 years before that previously too if I remember correctly, I do not enjoy overdrinking at all.

Alpin this morning...

I'm on a self destructive dietary route this week. Not wasting it being ill

That's what fruit based drinks do to you, stick with beer or hard liquor next time.

Just to be clear, it wasn't the alcohol, it was the chocolate....

Still having flashbacks. Was like semi solid diarrhoea.

Feeling better, now.

I think the worst drunk pukes I've had were when I was stumbling home drunk and decided to have a milkshake, which then curdled in my stomach so I could taste rancid cheese all the next day, and spaghetti bolognaise, which I puked so hard it came out my nose so I woke up with a nose full of little bits of spaghetti and mince.

Nasal mince, never a good place to be.

One of my less proud moments, I got VERY drunk mixing all the colours of the aftershock rainbow, somehow managed to end up back at a ladies house. Word from the wise, if you drink a rainbow of coloured drinks, they come back out as a sort of dark brown sludge. Not aided by the addition of spaghetti hoops, on the back drop of a white rug.

Never saw her again, oddly.

I think the worst drunk pukes I’ve had were.....

I used to work in product development for a well known cheese company, and every Friday would do my shelf life tests. ie sort through the different products, check for mould, etc, eat some, check that it tasted acceptable. The cheddar and chives was definitely not acceptable this particular Friday. In fact it was more than a little stale, and repeated on me through the rest of the day, and through the drinking session that evening, through the vomiting session that night and through the hangover next day.

I still avoid chives.

“If you like laws cheese and sausages, you should never watch either one being made.”

Otto von Bismark

The munchies strike again, eh Alpin?

I went to the local farm shop to buy some steak for dinner on Saturday afternoon, I also bought a large pasty for my lunch on Sunday. I ate the pasty whilst I was cooking the steak on Saturday night. I have no regrets.

A Sambuca and banana pancake tinged puke under water, whilst ascending from a dive 🙁

Had been a heavy night, and then I thought the pancake in the morning would settle my stomach. Nope.

All the little fish coming in and eating the puke as it exited me was delightful.