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Went down easier than fraudley harrison!
A bit crap really,yes.
Then a perfect bit of MTFU from Linford Christie.I bet Shaun Ryder would have aced it too.
Thats how to win medals! England football team could do with taking a few lessons off big linford!
with acting that bad she'll be in Emmerdale by Easter
I'd tell her to either give her appearance money back or lock her in a room full of bugs and spiders and get their money's worth out of it. I usually don't watch the program but happened to catch the one when Dom Jolly went in and he's always a good watch so watched it a couple of times since, the woman is just pathetic though - she can't even stand an ant touching her and went into the jungle? lol
She is a massive fake anyway.
pretty sure i overheard this so dont want to take credit for the humour.... but if you are what you eat.. then she must have eaten a lot of witches.
that is all x
She is a loony - completely deluded and a charlatan to boot.
http://www.badscience.net/category/gillian-mckeith/
Didn't she poke around in peoples shit on TV - when she was a 'Doctor'?
I love IACGMOOH and have watched every series. Sometimes there's someone who annoyes me or is a bit wet, but Gillian barely functions as a human being. She's scared of EVERYTHING. She won't try anything. Even pushing some levers in a digger was too much for her to handle. How on earth can you go through your life like that?
The worst thing is people putting their arms round here and telling her it all fine. Someone should thll her to put up and shut up or get out. IMO of course!
It's not even good TV like the bloke that played Robbie in Eastenders was. He was hilarious.
I just want to put her out of her misery.
I find it astonishing that she hasnt been kicked out yet - her behaviour is embarrassing, particularly to those who genuinely suffer from anxiety and phobic states. Clearly faking it, and begs the question as to what her motives are for being there in the first place. If she genuinely is phobic, what was she thinking, and if this performance is designed to resurrect her 'career', then sadly, it speaks volumes about what passes for 'celebrity' these days. Just remember, if she gets paid her full fee, she will earn in three weeks what it would take me, as a registered nurse, three years. It's not even funny anymore.
Seems about right Mitch. Not even good TV is it?
i agree with b'mitch!
(havent ever watched an actualy show of im a celeb, or anything related to it in my life.... but she's an idiot, b'mitch isnt... go b'mitch!)
Ben Goldacre must be watching every minute with glee 🙂
Car crash tv at it's finest Peter. I must admit that I larfed my arse off when she first went over, but it quickly became too, too much. She's like a 14 year old girl at a party, locking herself in the bathroom and declaring she's overdosed on Paracetamol. Either kick her out now, or let her go back into the camp, after informing the rest of the celebrities what she's been up to. 😈
[i]after informing the rest of the celebrities what she's been up to.[/i]
for someone who has no idea what she has been up to but who's curiosity has been piqued can you summarize?
Mitch - Agreed.
wwaswas - Lying, basically. She refused to take part in one of the trials, then went back to camp and told the rest of the celebs that she 'hadnt been allowed to take part in the trial' because she couldnt operate the machinery involved. Also, having 'anxiety attacks' and pretending to faint at every available opportunity. Yes, I know there are bigger issues to get wound up about, but for some reason, this woman and her histrionic and manipulative behaviour is what's doing it for me at the moment.
cheers bm - I think she actually tended to do a good job scaring people into eating a proper diet and exercising but she was never what one might call, errrm, a sympathetic figure and she's clearly not used this as an opportunity to endear herself to folk...
Her diet currently (as she now claims to be vegan, in spite of the leather boots / suede hat, etc) appears to consist of twigs and shrubs. Get orf my telly, McKeith! Oh, and I forgot to mention her accent, which veers wildly between posh scots and west coast american.
Dom Jolly's comment about hoping Linford was going to throw her on the fire so they had something to eat was class :p
Dean Gaffney was hilarious. Must youtube him later, thanks for reminding me.
she can't even stand an ant touching her and went into the jungle?
And yet she loves to handle other peoples jobbies.....
How many people will be tuning in tonight just to see if she's still there?
By being so pathetic she's probably boosted the viewing figures more than any of the others in there and in the eyes of the ITV bosses will have well and truly earned her fee.
Life really isn't fair is it 🙁
Gutted I missed it though I did see the Dom Joly Comments which made me spray hot tea over myself! anyone who can inspect other people's faeces get faint at the sight of a wichity grub (or whatever it was) is blatantly a fake!
Dean Gaffney was hilarious. Must youtube him later, thanks for reminding me.
That's him! I was literally crying with laughter at him, but give him his due, he got the job done amidst all the shrieking! Superb TV IMO.
Anyone that sniffs shit in a Tupperware box at the beginning and end of a TV show has to have something mentally wrong with them!
It takes a reality TV show to show what a weak minded individual this woman is. I used to watch her show thinking she was someone who's opinion was worth taking notice of. Now that I know she is traumatised when coming into contact with one tiny harmless insect, I don't think I will ever be taking seriously, anything she says in future! What a fraud!
What I can't work out is how someone who is intelligent enough to become a doctor and who has such high anxiety about creepy crawlies, could be stupid enough to accept an invitation onto a show where they knew they would come into contact with masses of the things.
It has to be a wind up!
What I can't work out is how someone who is intelligent enough to become a doctor and who has such high anxiety about creepy crawlies
yeah the issue here is that she a fake doctorate from the university of fake doctorates i.e the internet, apparently (caveat)
Jesus wept hora, are you on glue? I'm not about to criticise her looks, I'm no Brad Pitt myself, but have we been watching the same programme?
[i]someone who is intelligent enough to become a doctor[/i]
there's a reason that the 'Dr' is put in quotes by a lot of people and it's not because they think she earned it...
who is intelligent enough to become a doctor
She isn't though...hence why she is now just Gillian Mckeith and not Dr Gillian ...
What amuses me is that she is only one year older than Nigella Lawson would you believe! Not good advertising for her brand of healthy eating i feel.
Question is, would you?For £5,000 I would give her the full English.
Yeah me too! Shame I don't have £5000 spare at the moment though.
good grief hora have you forgotten to take the tablets again today?
Spongebob - she's not a doctor. That was a fake qualification too.
wwaswas, everyone has a price. What would it take for you?
What amuses me is that she is only one year older than Nigella Lawson would you believe! Not good advertising for her brand of healthy eating i feel.
Nooooooooooooooooooo!?!?!
Surely not?
OMG?!?! WTF?? LOL!!! etc.....
To do you or Gillian MacKeith?
To do you or Gillian MacKeith?
Grim 😡
Yeah, would you rather eat Gillian McKeith or Nigella
hora;
a) Maybe I'm fortunate but money really isn't everything
b) I was more concerned about your apparent enthusiasm than the price you'd named.
Just Googled it. She's just 52. I thought she was in her 60s FFS! 😯
nigella eats tasty looking cakes full of fat, Dr gill only eats witches.
you are what you eat.
It seems Nigel Havers has quit
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/nov/22/im-a-celebrity-gillian-mckeith
100 grand
hora you need to read [url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/do-ugly-couples-fancy-each-other ]here[/url]
How much for Wagbo? (it'd be a dangerous event)
she's not a doctor. That was a fake qualification too.
Outrageous! TV company should be sued for gross misrepresentation!
So what is she then? Just a bullshitter?
Well spongebob, her website describes her as an 'internationally acclaimed Holistic Nutritionist', whatever that may be. I feel your closing comment was probably about right...
She purchased a phd from a dodgy internet university. I recall a journalist managed to do the same for his cat.
She has a PhD, both in holistic nutrition via a distance-learning programme from the non-accredited American Holistic College of Nutrition.
(she downloaded a certificate from the interweb)
throw in Vanessa Feltz and make it a lasagne-style sex sandwich
please, please, please get those images out of my head
Sponging-machine, that's well out of order. Get your facts right. It was his dead cat. 😉
Normally I'd find this kind of television abhorrent.
However, Ms McKeith has habitually lied about her qualification, trying to pass it off as genuine, has failed to provide peer reviewed analysis to support her self-proclaimed "expertise" and judging by her television programmes, she seems to express a perverse amount of glee for making overweight people cry on television.
For that, I'd quite happily watch her come apart at the seams on prime television without an ounce of sympathy.
spongebob -
http://www.badscience.net/2007/02/ms-gillian-mckeith-banned-from-calling-herself-a-doctor/
http://www.badscience.net/category/gillian-mckeith/
I'm no fan of I'm a Celebrity, but I could watch this pile of bad acting over and over
Just further proof to me that she is a waste of TV airtime
please, please, please get those images out of my head
[url=please, please, please get those images out of my head][/url]
Aye imagine me with Vanessa rolling around the bed 😈
hora - I'm not wanting to come over all pc, please dont take this personally, but have a look at the sticky over on the bike forum. 😉
Oh, that removes 95.9% of the content of my posts 😳
😯barnsleymitch - Memberhora - I'm not wanting to [b]come over[/b] all pc, please dont take this personally, but have a [b]look at the sticky[/b] over on the bike forum.
Hora - you dirty boy - you didn't did you?
'sticky' doesnt even come into it...
I can't possibly participate in any immoral banter anymore.
If I am barred I will have to fill my day with work and have normal conversation rather than grunt at colleagues.
I bid you good day Sirs.
futuresorange - Member
What amuses me is that she is only one year older than Nigella Lawson would you believe! Not good advertising for her brand of healthy eating i feel.
Really! Gobsmacked at this news.
Can't stand McKeith, her shite obsession then all this phobia malarkey just mark her out as a supreme fraud. Doctor my arse, Dr Who has better ****ing qualifications than she does!
Just watched that YouTube clip, what crap, if someone faints they fall from the hips usually, she went down like a $10 crack hora!
Being a natural sceptic, I doubted this age gap, so googled it.
And it's incorrect.
Turns out it's closer to 3 months difference!
Nigella for next years series - might beat the series with Myleen Klass in terms of watchability!
Yep, if you faint, you just go straight to the floor, there are no self preservation actions, no holding on to anything and no falling in installments. You just go straight down. Not quite what's in that clip!
Has anyone seen the clip from a few days ago, where she first 'fainted' ? That one was even better, as she managed to pull her shirt down in order to cover herself up, whilst 'unconscious'.
Has she smuggled in a load of pies and pineapples up the back of her shirt?
I was deliberately shying away from that one Harry. By the look of it, she's got some sort of spinal condition.
Oh. In that case I apologise and stand corrected.
I thought that she may have been secretly snacking on a lobster.
🙂
By the look of it, she's got some sort of spinal condition.
Yep. She doesn't have one.
Yes, she developed back problems, from being on it too much.
Spinal condition? She wants to have a proper balanced diet, that'd help
I ended up watching the whole program last night, good TV :p Her being locked in the jail was class, if only Shaun Ryder had lost it properly and ****ted her (rather than just swearing then apologising). The playmate in the bikini was very watchable to...
good link Philconsequence
why thank you 🙂 made me chuckle as i listened to it on the radio this morning
TBF, I thought Shaun Ryder showed great humility and maturity in going back to her to apologise, whereas she is just a mad old bitch who thinks that shouting more loudly will get things done. I thought he might come across as a bit of a cock, but he seems the most reasonable and level-headed one in there.
They should lock her in the next time she does a trial and just leave her to be eaten by the critters.
Yeah, would you rather eat Gillian McKeith or Nigella
Ooh, Nigella! Juicy and succulent.
I would have to bite her bottom. 😳