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[Closed] Giant spider broke my baby daughter's arm!

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Or so the Daily Fail headline would read. As it is my wife dropped our 11 month old daughter in fright after a spider ran across her shoulder. Poor thing's doing alright considering.
I joked that my wife's arachnophobia might lead to something like this, can't believe it actually did. Time for some therapy I think.


 
Posted : 24/09/2016 8:36 pm
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You might want to get this removed for the sake of marital harmony. Mrs Cheers may have a sense of humour failure. Hope Ms Cheersdrive is feeling better soon.


 
Posted : 24/09/2016 9:17 pm
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On the plus side you have a bullet proof come back to many common nags:

Wife: "You haven't dressed the baby properly, she'll be cold."
You: "Well at least all her bones will still be in one piece"

Wife: "You care more about biking than your own daughter"
You: "I care enough not to smash her into the floor"

etc.


 
Posted : 24/09/2016 9:21 pm
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Oh dear. My garage dwelling pet says "Hi!"
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Posted : 24/09/2016 9:29 pm

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