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didn't see a thread, so I thought we could do with another bitch fest. 😀

so what do we think? Trump seems a little down beat, and he's not happy with the voting machines switching from republican to democrat.


 
Posted : 08/11/2016 8:20 pm
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Which one's which?


 
Posted : 08/11/2016 8:24 pm
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It’s a first for traders, and for the news media. It has been a longstanding policy for mainstream media to not report on exit-polling data while polls are still open on Election Day, so as to avoid discouraging voters in western states from voting.

Today, though, websites Vice and Slate plan on providing what they are characterizing as “live” voting projections throughout the day.

To be sure, this is an experiment, and a controversial one. Regardless, the numbers are being put out there, and the market is noticing. With the Slate data showing Hillary Clinton leading in several key swing states, stocks have shot higher and bonds have fallen.


 
Posted : 08/11/2016 8:25 pm
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[url= http://www.slate.com/votecastr_election_day_turnout_tracker.html?live=true ]not looking good for trump in florida (if this is to be believed!)[/url]


 
Posted : 08/11/2016 8:26 pm
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Maybe they'll vote for Monty Brewster.

(For those under 35 see Brewster's Millions - it's quite good despite the hair cuts and shoulder pads).

2016 has marked a new low in politics generally. 😥


 
Posted : 08/11/2016 8:27 pm
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As voters cast their ballots nationwide, news broke that the Trump campaign on Monday filed a 100-page lawsuit claiming Clark County, Nevada permitted illegal early voting.

In the suit, the campaign requested ballots and records tied to four polling stations be impounded and segregated.

Nevada judge Gloria Sturman denied the request in a hearing on Tuesday, where she expressed puzzlement about the intentions and details of the lawsuit. “Aren’t we missing about seven steps in this process?” Sturman asked an attorney for the Trump campaign in Nevada.

The lawsuit asked Joe Gloria, the Clark County Registrar of Voters, to preserve the early voting records in Clark County. The state is already required to preserve these records by law. “I can’t obligate him to do something he’s already obligated to do,” Sturman said.

Sturman also expressed concern about the Trump campaign’s interest in having the names of people who worked at the four polling stations. She said the information, if provided, would be entered in the public record and could lead to harassment. “It’s disturbing to me to think those individuals might be harassed,” she said.

Sturman continued: “Do you watch Twitter? Have you watched any cable news show?”

The Trump campaign insisted the information is necessary to prove no illegal voting took place.

“I’m not going to issue any order,” Sturman said. “I’m just not going to do it”.

The campaign can appeal Sturman’s decision to Nevada’s state supreme court.


 
Posted : 08/11/2016 8:40 pm
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Don't mention the B word..


 
Posted : 08/11/2016 8:42 pm
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oops naughty boy


 
Posted : 08/11/2016 8:43 pm
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[url= https://twitter.com/DollyParton/status/796072679992393732?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw ]Oh Dolly ![/url]


 
Posted : 08/11/2016 8:49 pm
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Wait, is the other name on that voting slip Michael Pena?


 
Posted : 08/11/2016 8:51 pm
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Giant Douche vs Turd Sandwich ...

Those are perfect description of Hillary Clinton ...


 
Posted : 08/11/2016 9:01 pm
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The Giant Douche vs Turd Sandwich is reference to the current series of South Park's parody of the 2016 race.


 
Posted : 08/11/2016 9:17 pm
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Glitter vs polish...


 
Posted : 08/11/2016 9:19 pm
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Pig vs lipstick 😀


 
Posted : 08/11/2016 9:31 pm
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Saw that multi-lingual voting slip and wondered what the Chinese translation of Donald Trump might be... 😀


 
Posted : 08/11/2016 9:34 pm
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the natives aren't happy

The first early exit polls are coming out and they show that most of those who have voted aren’t feeling overjoyed. After a presidential race characterized by surprises and uncertainty, 71% say they are feeling nervous according to a Morning Consult/POLITICO Exit Poll which was conducted October 18-November 8 among 6,782 early and Election-Day voters. Another 85% said they “just want it to be over” and 39% said they were depressed.

The fact that only 25% of those surveyed said they were feeling “happy” while 53% said they were “angry” could well affect the mood of the country long after the final results are counted.


 
Posted : 08/11/2016 9:59 pm
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Over 325 Million US citizens and they are down to these two 😥


 
Posted : 08/11/2016 10:06 pm
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its a cunning plan by Barack, so that the american people look back at his term in office with "Rooseveltine" Nostalgia! 😉


 
Posted : 08/11/2016 10:12 pm
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Posted : 08/11/2016 10:18 pm
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Well they voted G.Bush Jr. and look what happened lol


 
Posted : 08/11/2016 10:28 pm
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The Giant Douche vs Turd Sandwich is reference to the current series of South Park's parody of the 2016 race.

Wasn't it from the 2004 series, akin to bush vs kerry?


 
Posted : 08/11/2016 10:44 pm
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I think that these pics of trump & son speak volumes, about trump and what hes taught his son, about their lack of respect about the mysoginy thats been rampant in this campaign
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Im going to bed now
I think it will be very close, but I fear it will be Trump, just as with brexit those that feel that the world has left them by are lashing out at the voting booth and voting for change, sadly just like brexit theyll only be voting to make their country and themselves poorer.
What I do hope is that whoever wins that some of the bitter divisions can be healed, something that has not happened post brexit, infact the country seems to have become more polarised and a nastier place to be.


 
Posted : 08/11/2016 10:45 pm
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Why are they voting in what looks like portable urinals with no drainage?


 
Posted : 08/11/2016 10:51 pm
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Fake voters conspiracy <Guy on the left is the lower half of a shop mannequin>


 
Posted : 08/11/2016 11:05 pm
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Klunk, in this one the %is less meaningful, its about where they vote


 
Posted : 08/11/2016 11:16 pm
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true, but a 4% lead in Florida is not to be sniffed at. 😉


 
Posted : 08/11/2016 11:50 pm
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Well I suggest you all head off to bed, if you wake up in the morning Clinton probably won 😉


 
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Well I suggest you all head off to bed, if you wake up in the morning Clinton probably won
Which also means the turning point of world politics where US/EU will see their diminishing roles in the far east especially Asia & SE Asia.

The rise of China and Russia will be enough of a handful to go head to head but cunning Clinton administration, if they are in power, will play dirty which may trigger something big I am afraid. Coz they don't know the meaning of destruction.

[b]Trump on the other hand may just stay out of the region and leave them to their cause ... good or bad. [/b]

On the other hand, Trump will defend his territory but only in the West and not the East coz it does not make business sense ...

Like I said previously Singapore will be the last US alliance in SE Asia.

As for S.Korea, Japan and Taiwan their current situation is shaped by the Merican ... negatively fueled (divide and conquer). Hence, the tension amongst neighbours.


 
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Posted : 09/11/2016 12:32 am
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50-47 trump lead in florida on a 6% count


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 12:40 am
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I rather travel to far east then to US. 😆


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 12:40 am
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one of several rolling but decent coverage sites
http://fivethirtyeight.com/live-blog/2016-election-results-coverage/?ex_cid=2016-forecast
regardless of what you want chewkw it would be nice to be able to travel without restirctions based on racism, fear and hatred

As the world goes full circle it's good to know yoda remains true


 
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... regardless of what you want chewkw it would be nice to be able to travel without restirctions based on racism, fear and hatred ...
If you are legal then you have no fear - just travel there. If they don't want you to go their land why force yourself on them just go elsewhere.

I have no desire whatsoever to travel to country(s) that thinks I should not be there, I have No desire to force them to accept me. I don't give a flying monkey how wealthy or who they are etc ... Life is too short to desire welcome. Besides I have not even seen all of Asia yet.

As the world goes full circle it's good to know yoda remains true
Yoda is right but let me advice Yoda on this ... if everyone mind their own affairs there will be no darkside(suffering whatever).


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 12:58 am
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funny watching peoples ingrained political leanings overriding their "sense".


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 1:00 am
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funny watching peoples ingrained political leanings overriding their "sense".
We can say the same for all of us, yes ALL of us. Question is can you break that cycle?


 
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We live in interesting times, maybe watching all the Mad max movies over the weekend will put me in good stead for what's ahead?

Question is can you break that cycle?

I suspect things will just continue as they were, a small proxy war there, a financial crash here, pension pots getting smaller, debt getting larger everywhere etc etc


 
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Not looking good.
Trumps on track to take Florida, Minnesota, Michigan, North Carolina and Virginia!
Hopefully the smart West Coast come through.. otherwise, expect to see shit go sideways.
They are both douch turds, but at least there's some hope of Clinton maintaining educated climate policy directives and the Paris agreements.
Trump in a Republican senate = enviro science out the window and Mad Max as an accelerated reality....


 
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A lot of interesting stuff statistically, Clinton was up in the early voters which means she has probably banked, some warnings about exit polls when there is such a big change to get in early and vote.
Then depends how the voting goes late into the sessions
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West coast still has an hour to vote so all inplay as it were

Trump in a Republican senate = enviro science out the window and Mad Max as an accelerated reality....

Crap time to be a human/animal/plant


 
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This is all a bit nerve-wracking. Talk is cheap, but people are actually voting for him? Jeez.

Whoever wins, it's going to be an ugly 4 years..... good job they're not all armed to the teeth.


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 3:18 am
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We're doomed.


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 3:23 am
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Looking for positives, if the dollar tanks like the pound did after brexit, bikes and macbook pros might get cheaper again!


 
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Ohio goes Trump. Bellwether


 
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The NY Times is supposedly Democrat leaning - their live updates don't make pretty reading for Hillary.

http://www.nytimes.com/elections/forecast/president


 
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I'm watching this through my fingers.
If clinton squeezes home trump will undoubtedly demand recounts in states with very close results.
Which ever one wins i really hope they will be a one term pres.


 
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well 538 are calling it 50/50 at the moment on modelling, Colarado to Clinton could hinge on who hasn't been counted yet in Florida though flashbacks to Brexit coming up, the world is ****ed up


 
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Hilary all just be moaned about in the US if she wins and not much changes over there.

If Trump wins he will be expected to physically walk on water after what he has promised. Perhaps he should have been careful what he wished for?

The US is fast becoming how the UK was in the 1920's. Still a force to be reckoned with but rapidly losing confidence in itself and becoming aware that it's glory days were now in the past.

Britain STILL hasn't found it's place in the world after all these decades.

I think America is going to find it even harder which could be truly terrible to comprehend.


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 3:50 am
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Watching this live in Mexico. Hope the plane makes it over the wall on Sunday 😀


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 4:22 am
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Bricklayers wanted..


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 4:28 am
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#MeanwhileinCanada on twitter is amusing... https://twitter.com/search?q=%23MeanwhileInCanada


 
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it's the baseball cap that done it.


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 6:20 am
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The Canadian Immigration website has crashed....


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 6:31 am
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WTF is going on?!


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 6:41 am
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Looking at the results so far, it's looking like it'll be 304 Trump to 234 Clinton...Unbelievable.


 
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totalshell will they leave one side not rendered or go round at the end , neighbour wouldn't allow my dads builder to go round and finish a block wall he had built!!


 
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It's Brexit all over again, educated younger people vote one way based on thought and reason, the less intelligent older populace votes another based on predjudice and emotion.

They believe the rubbish, Trump can't bring back the steel industry to the rust, the mechanisms at work are too big to control, even the Chinese realised this earlier in the year when they failed to control their stock market.

It really is bunker time, I see a major economic crash around the corner.


 
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On a brighter note, do you thing anybody outside the UK gives a shit about Brexit anymore?


 
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This is just absolute nuts


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 6:52 am
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I see California have voted to legalise marijuana.

Looks like they are going to need it.


 
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The people are speaking. Ultimately it's the Republicans who are winning so whilst Trump may not be everyone's preferred figurehead there are huge limitations on the President's influence on policy.


 
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Gloomy mood in our Anglo American household this morning. We're not going to be able to show our faces abroad for a long time.

My wife thinks that there'll be a new war, he'll upset North Korea or something and plunge the world into chaos. I can't help but think that might be right.


 
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Time to start digging my nuclear bunker 😯


 
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I wonder if Alex Salmond has started packing his thermals for his move to Antarctica yet?


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 7:20 am
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Sarah Palin as Secretary of State ?


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 7:23 am
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Welcome to our 1930s revival. We in the U.K. can't really say much since we gave in to our baser motives a few months back too.

I thought we had progressed since placing our faith in Mutually Assured Destruction to keep the peace. Seems not.


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 7:26 am
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I kind of wish I'd sold my company shares now as they're NYSE listed, doh!


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 7:29 am
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Who will Trump have locked up first? Paul Ryan or Hillary?


 
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I think they will keep counting until the result changes


 
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... just became a documentary.

Bigly.


 
Posted : 09/11/2016 7:40 am
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Hilary has phoned The Donald to concede, apparently.


 
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My god, it just gets worse for STW'ers everywhere.
First Brexit, now Trump.

It'll be a sad, ruminative drive in their Audi A6 S-Line (Black version) to the office and then later, as they bring in the two year seasoned ash for the log burner and watch the news, maybe a small whimper.

They're [i]loving[/i] this on Pistonhheads, I'll bet.


 
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They're loving this on Pistonhheads, I'll bet.

<Heads to Mumsnet for the sweariness>

Don't worry, the US will be on Easy Street for the next few years.


 
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They are playing the wrong music.
The Imperial March is more appropriate.


 
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Just wait for President Pence.

When a disgruntled Mexican building the US wall assasinates the Trumpeteer he'll be the man in charge.


 
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Wouldn't want to be a Ukrainian right now.


 
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"It's going to be a beautiful thing". Donald's going to build everything and get along with everybody.
Next stop, The Trump House!


 
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Posted : 09/11/2016 7:59 am
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How long before the top Google search in the US is "How do we impeach a president?"

Or before he's put down by an illegal immigrant with a legal gun?


 
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Wondering when I'm going to wake up from the nightmare that is politics in 2016


 
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