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Damn it where’s the strike through command when you need it?

Shift-Alt-D.

In the 80s I worked for Manchester “main drainage department” at the time “manholes” were renamed “access chambers”.

Is that actually true or did you make it up / hear it somewhere?


 
Posted : 19/10/2018 7:10 pm
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How about

Burger Gender Neutral Monarch

The Isle of People

Father Christmas will become 'Androgynous Christmas'

Mother nature will change to 'Gender free nature'

Topman will be Topindividual.

Manchester will be renamed Personchester.

Who's got any more?


 
Posted : 19/10/2018 7:16 pm
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Just wait till they start on the romantic languages.

French will never be the same, but might make it easier to learn, le/la.


 
Posted : 19/10/2018 7:28 pm
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checks finger length...So that's why I like fannies!

Everyone missing the irony that of course men don't actually use tissues, they use sleeves, tea towels, their hands, other people's hands (I willing to say that may be just my brother) ...anything but the actual thing designed for blowing your nose into.

I think they should be called Liberated Fem-a-tissue. Obvs


 
Posted : 19/10/2018 7:33 pm
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Who’s got any more?

Personopause

Gender Neutral and the Masters of the Universe


 
Posted : 19/10/2018 7:35 pm
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Gender Neutral and the person and/or persons in charge of the Universe

FTFY


 
Posted : 19/10/2018 7:43 pm
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Argh! Thanks muddy, I totally missed that highly offensive last part 😀


 
Posted : 19/10/2018 7:44 pm
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Ooh good one funky P. How about

Fairy Godperson


 
Posted : 19/10/2018 7:47 pm
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Fairy Godperson

That is very mythical creature specific there, and has some serious religious selection


 
Posted : 19/10/2018 7:48 pm
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Chooses not to be in a relationship with a person of any gender in defiance of the hegemony of patriarchal control mechanisms trackworld.


 
Posted : 19/10/2018 7:52 pm
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Mike! the idea is..you come up with a humourous alternative 😉

Large older patriarch clock.


 
Posted : 19/10/2018 8:04 pm
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Mike! the idea is..you come up with a humourous alternative

Don't assume we all want to subscribe to your ideas!! My creativity is in criticism these days


 
Posted : 19/10/2018 8:08 pm
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I rather think it’s one dimensional habit than creativity Mike...


 
Posted : 19/10/2018 8:10 pm
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Really comprehensive scientific study:

“Women whose left index and ring fingers are different lengths are more likely to be lesbians, a study suggests.”

The ratio between index and ring finger has long been connected with being a marker for testosterone levels:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digit_ratio


 
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